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Now you can watch Mike too! http://bit.ly/mike-oreilly-youtube Welcome to the 20th ever episode of the Mike O'Reilly Show, News & Reporting and getting the facts. Today's episode is sponsored by CrazyDates.com. Are you looking for a date who’s completely NUTS? On a scale of 1-trainwreck, aren’t you’re looking for a total and absolute “CRASH-into-brick-wall” experience. I mean, why settle for a typical tuesday, boring old argument in a restaurant on a first date when you can have a full-on wacky-attack, fists, kicks and all.... and yes, guaranteed on the FIRST date to be one of the most awkward, embarrassing and crazy-inducing dates you have ever had! As one user put it: “CrazyDates is the most fun I’ve ever had. I expected her to just be weird, but when she flipped on her crazy switch - not only was she silent the entire time, she even threw salt in my eyes, and drop-kicked me after asking her how old she was - so much more fun than the one night stands we’re all bored of.” So if you’re sick and tired of prom queens, preppies and puppies - it’s time you got in the cage with a full on rabid dog. Mike O’Reilly introduces and endorses the next trend in app-dating: CrazyDates.com Instead of choosing your ideal mate based on logic and algorithms - which is SOOO 2018 - find your adam, eve or snake based on your personal preference of...CRAZY. Here’s how it works: First, choose your “Crazy” avatar. We recommend starting-off with our lighter passive-aggressive or gas lighting mode and once you’re bored with that lower level of abuse, you can easily progress into “foaming mouth” mode with just a simple swipe of most enabling finger. After completing your third date, you’ll be upgraded from “Enabler” to “Victim”. After 10 dates you can achieve our highest “911” status. Because the biggest mistake we’ve seen in our beloved family of 3.7 users, is settling for emotional pain when you can have the full on re-birth experience, experiencing the same pain as a woman giving birth itself. If not, more painful. Trust us, when your date gives you a camel clutch during dessert, as she stuffs the cheesecake into your mouth with the force of a doberman - you won’t be bored. At all. Guaranteed or just delete your app. Free. Yep, it’s that simple. Go to CrazyDates.com/foaming-mouth-mike and get your first month free. CrazyDates - Stop boring-old ‘enabling’ and start suffering like a boss. Get Mike's live reports on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mikeoreillyshow…

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Blanche from the Amazon Clarifies Cracks in Government from Omaha without Nadine 31:36

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Welcome to the 19th ever episode of the Mike O’Reilly Show, News & Reporting & Getting the Facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by britishbutlers.com Tell me if this sounds way too familiar... You get up, get ready, and by the time your brain thinks "Shower", your heart says TOO MUCH WORK I mean, who has the energy for - taking off the clothes - getting into the shower - turning the water on - Knowing when to stop showering - how do you figure that out? - finding the right soap - knowing where to lather yourself - in what order - when do I do the shampoo - or is today not even a shampoo day? ... and like a good bollywood movie, it gets worse... - Finding the right silk shirt to wear - One that matches your sweatpants - figuring out how to put your socks on without hurting yourself - Oh wait, my nails are too long, now what? - What's a nail clipper - can't even find one - maybe I'll use scissors... "just this once"? I could go ON! Getting ready in the morning has become a living nightmare, right? Wouldn't you rather invest your hard earned money in getting the help you so desperately need...like a boss? Well friends, the wait is finally over. Introducing britishbutlers.com . With just a swipe of your most available finger, you can have your own butler thrilled for the opportunity to serve you, doing all the dirty work you can't handle. Because good 'ol Jeeves lives to serve and serves to live - doing anything from putting on your silk shirts the proper way to shaving your cat. Sign up today for a free, 1 day trial by going to britishbutlers.com /mike - and when you do, we'll also throw in a custom hand towel, signed by principal of the British Butler Institute, Gary Williams himself baby. britishbutlers - Fear bathing no more, that’s what jeeves is for. For more Mike, go to his YouTube channel and subscribe like a boss: bit.ly/mike-oreilly-youtube…

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Rafi Cooder: Celebrity Chef, Life-Hacker, NRA Member & Whale Hunter Reports Live from Moab, Utah 40:45

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Welcome to the 18th ever episode of the Mike O'Reilly Show, News & Reporting and getting the facts. Today's episode is sponsored by HappyFamily.io. Do you feel way too limited by your physical friends and family? Do you lie awake at night wishing you could click a button and get a new, better set of family and friends? Here’s the stellar news from our crackpot newsroom... Now you can have your family dream go from “Liar Liar” to Family-Ties → Introducing HappyFamily.io: The family you always wanted, but technology wouldn’t let you have. Choose from an almost too-good-to-be-true array of Virtual spouses who can change based on our machine learning algorithms adapting to your ever changing whims and needs. Don’t blondes have more fun? Now your grandmother is a golden blonde golden girl with a swipe of your favorite swiping finger under our “hair” menu Want your father to sound like Morgan Freeman? Maybe even Jackie Chan? Just say, “Change Dad’s voice” and your dad is now Jackie Chan. Hate those constant nagging, “Can you take out the garbage” requests from your wife? Click those nags into into her doing the dirty work to now say, ““Hey Honey, I’ll take out the garbage tonight and every night” How about kids? You got it. - Virtual children, pick and choose from different ethnicities, personalities, numbers, talents and looks. Want black children from two white parents? Just touch the skin color of your progeny inside your VR gear and voila - your jungle fever is now at an all time mocha high. - Virtual Family Dinners - choose from a wide range of meals, locations, restaurants and even dinner conversations. You can even choose a different year! Want to have two kids, a wife, puppy and suburban home in 1976 where you work as a Fireman during the Ford administration? Just click 1976 under your “years” tab and voila - you’ve got orange bell bottoms on too. Sign up today and get a free t-shirt signed by our co-founder Marty Spellbinder that says, “I’m your father” Go to happyfamily.io/mike and sign up today for only $19/mo + a one time non-fefundable fee. Happyfamily.io - the new American dream come virtually true.…

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The "Sleep Guru" Alan Evans Promises 100% Productivity With His "Winking" Method Cure for Insomnia 38:50

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Welcome to the 17th ever episode of the Mike O'Reilly Show, News & Reporting and getting the facts. Today's episode is sponsored by Tobacco.com. If you’re stressed out way more than you’d like. If not enough ideas come into your brain during the work day… And if you feel like you just need a series of 7 minute breaks throughout the day… Then you will melt like a slice of butter cut from the red-hot-cutco-knife called Tobacco.com Get the benefits of tobacco smoking every single week. Choose from a wide range of the only options we have: Ladies cigarettes with menthol Men’s cigarettes without Pipes that make you look 29% smarter E-cigarettes for millennials and newbies Chewing tobacco for the classic gentlemen Sign up today and get a free cuban cigar imported illegally from a good friend of our ogranization, patrick “suez” cona’al. Get started today for $1,200 off the yearly price by using the coupon code: “Smoke-MIke” for only $49.99/mo - cancel anytime after your first year is fully paid. Go to tobacco.com and using the coupon code “Smoke-Mike” for $1,200 off. Tobacco.com - smoke deeply, breathe freely, live better.…

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Meghan Markle’s Distant Third Cousin Claims Seat to Throne from Moab Utah: Meet Matthew Lawson 41:29

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Virgin Galactic rockets into space.... 60 Minutes sinfully slams Elon Musk... and the newly-minted Ninth Exchequer of Canterbury Matthew Lawson joins us as the very first Royal on our show. Welcome to the 16th ever episode of the Mike O’Reilly Show: News and Reporting and Getting the Facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by SmartTeeth. Are you frustrated not being able to speak intelligently? Maybe You find yourself at a cocktail party sounding like a total moron? With all the impossible social scenarios - from office parties to asking someone to marry you - let’s face it, sometimes, you just sound like a psychotic drunk monkey in a human suit, right? Literally stupid. Well, if you feel like I’m speaking directly from the horses mouth - your life will change for the better with “SmartTeeth” Think Siri meets Master Chef, only this gourmet dish doesn’t give you food, it gives your mouth words. Finally - you can be an intelligent human again. In three easy steps, stop sounding like a confused bird in the wild, and start sounding like a sober smart human. Step one: put on a smart tooth, fits like a glove in your mouth, without the handles. Step two: configure your accent of choice with your synced smart watch or bluetooth device Step three: hit the social scene and let your teeth do the talking from now on. Our smartteeth app will speak for you, using the data straight from Wikipedia, google, bing, and Duck-Duck-Go. Imagine walking into work tomorrow with your new smartteeth, when someone asks you what you did over the weekend by the water cooling tower, instead of responding with a dumb blank stare - your smartteeth will respond in perfect timing using your voice or any voice or accent you choose: “I went on a boating excursion and nearly lost the barracuda off my fish rod” But wait - there’s more! Choose from any of our 71 language packs with custom accents to boot. You can even choose a celebrity voice - like pierce brosnan, jerry Seinfeld or even Oprah. Go to smartteeth.com/Mike to get your first month absolutely free. Then, every single month, you’ll get a new smart tooth. And if you choose our platinum bonus package, we’ll throw in a t-shirt, “I’m not an idiot, you’re the idiot” signed by our ceo and co-founder, Marty Spellbinder. Go to smartteeth.com/Mike right now and get the goods, first month free. Just because you are an idiot, doesn’t mean others need to ever know. SmartTeeth: Born dumb? Sound smart...from your teeth!…

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Pat the Motivator, Father turned Unicorn, Disrupter of Sin & Faith, Invents Startup to Walk on Water 42:07

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Hey everybody! Welcome to the 15th ever episode of the Mike O’Reilly Show: News and Reporting and Getting the Facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by WaterColonies.water With dense pollution in your skies, overpopulation in the streets and an outerspace that’s turning into a strip mall with all those missions to mars, are you looking for a safe haven to live, relax and raise your new family? Let’s get personal though - because you’ve probably wondered where mermaids actually live? What happened to all those old ships? How do i find the realm of the krackin’? Want to live a 100% off the grid of humans, in the grid of dolphins? Are you ready for the next frontier….to be your manifest destiny? If you’re saying yes to yourself now...say yes to watercolonies.water Choose from any of our 2 locations off the coast of Jamaica and Somalia to be one of the first pioneers of the new, new world. When you join by moving into your first, what’s now being termed “Water Condo’s”, you’ll get first dibs on: Oxygen and food supplies to last 18 full months Get released from every third work shift as an early adopter Get a personalized workout session with octopus yoga by mimicking the movements right in front of your eyes Stop staring at a frustrated clerk in a store when you can live fully underwater where fish are your neighbors and dolphins are your employees. Yes. sign up right now and get a free water glove. Go to watercolonies.water/mike to join now, where water wishes await wet willing wildcards just like you.…

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Wealth Magnate Preston Boatright III Slams #Metoo, UnderArmour & Reveals How to Start a Company 42:17

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Hey everybody! Welcome to the 14th ever episode of the Mike O’Reilly Show: News and Reporting and Getting the Facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by CrowdCredit. Blockchain is revolutionizing the world, unlocking credit we never knew we had. Are you frustrated not being able to pay your bills? Do you want that second or third car but just don’t have the money? Well, you don’t need money when you have a crowd. Introducing CrowdCredit - leverage other people’s money to pay for your bills. CrowdCredit uses Machine Learning, AI and other people’s credit, aggregating millions of pennies that no one notices are gone. Go to CrowdCredit.com/mike now for a $50,000 credit line absolutely free. Just enter your personal info, enter two of your credit card details, upload your valid photo ID, click the happy green “Invest Now” button and instantly you’ll see a $50,000 line of credit right in your favorite money app. Finally, money really does grow on trees....other people’s trees.…

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Miles of Salt Announces Initiative to Rescue Native-American Reservations in Delaware 49:29

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Welcome to thirteenth ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by Kitten Club. Friends, do you have this problem too. You need to acquire a new kitten, but you don’t have time to pick one out. There’s visiting the shelters, driving around town, bribing vets - everyone knows what a hassle it is - now imagine doing this every weekend. Sounds like a nightmare right? Well, your nightmare just turned into a kitten dream with kitten club. Just fill out your profile, and kitten club’s patented algorithm picks a cat based on your preferences to deliver to you, no fuss, no muss, right to your door. Every week. That’s right, a brand new kitten, picked to order every week. You might expect to pay $100,000 for this kind of concierge kittenry, but you’d be wrong. Go to kittenclub.me/mikemethatkitten to sign up for a one-time fee of $32,000. Kittens for life for just 32k. Visit kittenclub.me/MikeMeThatKitten and stop wasting your precious time... right meow.…

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Heli-Hunting Hogs in Sulfur Bluff Texas with Earle-David Gornick, CEO, Luxury Horizons Pest Control 50:25

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Welcome to twelfth ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by terrorist-tours.eu:Tours and cruises and golf in Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Syria, Venezuela and Yemen. Looking for that next vacation to take with your loved ones? Hoping for something a bit more than the same boring tan on a Disney Cruise? If those sound like secret thoughts you have, you’re going to love Terrorist-Tours. Experience a day, week or year in the life of a real-life terrorist cell. From waking up at 1am in a Iranian safe house to playing catch with grenades in a venezuelan cafe or bread-line - you’re going to have the time of your life experiencing new lifestyle choices with friendly faces. Answering questions like: - What’s a day in the life of a terrorist cell? - How do you qualify leads to target? - Do I need to get licensed as a Syrian Terrorist? Sign up now for your first trip and get a bonus terrorist license - not for the government issued one you can buy for $149.77 - but we’re throwing in a free license when you sign up today and use the promo-code: “Mike’s Terrible Terrorist Turkey-Tours”. Prices start at $37. Sign up today by going to terrorist-tours.eu and use our promo code to get a free license. Sign up today, next stop….paradise.…

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Guinness' World Record Holder for the Worst Memory in Human Everything 51:18

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Today’s episode is sponsored by the Plastic Growers of America - with trusting eyes the children show, minds open, hearts-true, our spirits grow - the touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives - the touch, the feel of leather, the fabric of our lives - Plastic Incorporated - For America’s Plastic Growers - use the promo code americasplasticgrowers.org/mike to get up to and including 84 free “tabs and flakes” of plastic.…

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Hair Shaman Frank Spills the Wild-Oat Secrets of His Knotty-by-Nature Hair Store in Montana 56:23

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Welcome to tenth ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Bad news, we were unable to secure a sponsor for today’s episode, thanks to the following companies rejecting our generous offer: Grammarschoolhacks.com China Construction Bank.com Edible Shoes.com Dirty Rotten Flowers.com Cheese Sculpters, A Cheese by barb company Immortum: Posthumas Memory Delivery The Wedding Wagon Please help us secure sponsors so our important reporting mission can continue, thanks to your help. Please donate anything, go to donation.tv/mike…

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1974 Russian Women Figure Skating Team Head Coach - Boris Urchipenko 34:54

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Welcome to the ninth episode of the Mike O'Reilly Show: News and Reporting and Getting the Facts. Today you'll meet the controversial childhood hero of Mike, 1974 Russian Women Figure Skating Head Coacher Boris Urchipenko. Muddled in allegations from his bronze winning skaters, Boris reveals the truth. Get the facts, listen to Mike interview Boris.…

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Mushroom Expert Dr. Hargrove Answer's Mike's Toughest Mushroom Q's 40:12

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Welcome to eighth ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today’s episode is sponsored by Wheelchair Jockey. Are you sick and tired of going to the horse track only to be turned away because you don’t have your own wheelchair? Horse Tracks around the country are notoriously unwilling to rent out their supply of wheelchairs, forcing you to watch the horses run from the confines of your home. No more. Go to wheelchairjockeys.com/mike to have your own wheelchair hand delivered to any horse track in the continental united states. Order your first chair today, and get a private meet and greet with the most popular horses racing today.…

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The National Youth Orchestra of Iraq 46:38

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Welcome to seventh ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today you'll meet the band leader and head philosopher of The National Youth Orchestra of Iraq. Quite likely, you'll feel motivated to sing as sweetly as an Iraqi Youth. Today’s episode is sponsored by Scientology.…

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Mike Interviews Randy Chanowitz Without Robby Sherbert 42:37

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Welcome to 6th ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Life Cycle Videographer Randy Chanowitz gets screwed over with rumors from the Rob Sherbert Show. Controversy ensues. Today’s episode is sponsored by the final remaining Blockbuster Videos-For-Rent-Store. Located between 3rd and main in the oak lawn shopping center, just west of my former high school teachers apartment.…

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Mike Interviews Mr. Dave, Canadian Animal Face Recognizer 37:53

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Welcome to fifth ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today you'll meet one of the leading experts in Animal Facial Recognition, from Canada. He's a TV producer of a Canadian program for and about Animals. He's also Canadian.

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Mike Interviews Miles Devaro, Founder of Salt International 44:48

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Welcome to fourth ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today you'll meet one of the world's leading expert in salt, founder of Salt International. You'll discover some of the most benign yet fascinating facts about the salt in your eyes, body, food, clothing and much, much...much more. Today’s episode is sponsored by 7-seals-end-time-bunkers.com…

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Mike Interviews John Hamn 34:30

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Welcome to third ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Today, Mike interviews the legendary award winning TV star, John Hamn. Quite surprising how John's true colors came out in full hue in this rare interview. Today's episode is sponsored by Harvey Weinstein. Go to harvey.org/mike to help bail out this Hollywood Icon.…

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A Zoo Outbreak & the Secret History of the Rubber Band 48:47

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Welcome to second ever episode of The Mike O’Reilly Show: News and reporting and getting the facts. Mike's special guest is the author of "The Secret History of the Rubber Band: Revealing the Truth Behind History's Most Surprisingly Useful Tool". And you'll learn how Mike's controversial guest just happened to be home-ridden, despite not having a correlation with a recent zoo outbreak. Today's episode is sponsored by 1-800-used-vacuum. Use the coupon code: mike-sucks for some sort of a discount.…

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Mike Interviews Dr. Trelly 30:15

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