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Welcome to the 20th ever episode of the Mike O'Reilly Show, News & Reporting and getting the facts. Today's episode is sponsored by CrazyDates.com.

Are you looking for a date who’s completely NUTS?

On a scale of 1-trainwreck, aren’t you’re looking for a total and absolute “CRASH-into-brick-wall” experience.

I mean, why settle for a typical tuesday, boring old argument in a restaurant on a first date when you can have a full-on wacky-attack, fists, kicks and all.... and yes, guaranteed on the FIRST date to be one of the most awkward, embarrassing and crazy-inducing dates you have ever had!

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So if you’re sick and tired of prom queens, preppies and puppies - it’s time you got in the cage with a full on rabid dog.

Mike O’Reilly introduces and endorses the next trend in app-dating: CrazyDates.com

Instead of choosing your ideal mate based on logic and algorithms - which is SOOO 2018 - find your adam, eve or snake based on your personal preference of...CRAZY.

Here’s how it works:

First, choose your “Crazy” avatar.

We recommend starting-off with our lighter passive-aggressive or gas lighting mode and once you’re bored with that lower level of abuse, you can easily progress into “foaming mouth” mode with just a simple swipe of most enabling finger.

After completing your third date, you’ll be upgraded from “Enabler” to “Victim”. After 10 dates you can achieve our highest “911” status.

Because the biggest mistake we’ve seen in our beloved family of 3.7 users, is settling for emotional pain when you can have the full on re-birth experience, experiencing the same pain as a woman giving birth itself. If not, more painful.

Trust us, when your date gives you a camel clutch during dessert, as she stuffs the cheesecake into your mouth with the force of a doberman - you won’t be bored. At all. Guaranteed or just delete your app. Free.

Yep, it’s that simple.

Go to CrazyDates.com/foaming-mouth-mike and get your first month free.

CrazyDates - Stop boring-old ‘enabling’ and start suffering like a boss.

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