60 - Joe Rogan Experience (feat. Zach Galifianakis)

Edge Game

I have a theory.

A blue whale can grow up to 30 meters long and is quite gigantic, while Titan might seem attractive to the whales, and it may have wanted to mate. A blue whale's penis can become gigantic, and with it, he has fucked up the glass. Either water leaked in, and they drowned, or the whale's penis got stuck and sealed the hole. Due to the pressure and pressure difference, the penis gets sucked in, sealing the hole. However, at the same time, the pressure difference sucks out all the whale sperm (up to 1500 liters of sperm), and they drown in the sperm. I'm not sure how the pressure works with whale penises, it was just a thought. But let's say the sperm doesn't ejaculate, and the whale's penis seals the hole and gets stuck due to the pressure. The whale panics and swims away, making it impossible to find the boat. Then they run out of oxygen.

THEORY 2:

There we were, 2 miles below the surface of the ocean. I can't believe I let my stupid dad bring me onto this damned tin can. Henri had killed him about an hour ago. God, it was horrific.

Flashback

(To avoid any incest, Henri murders Suleman's father.)

We were running out of air. Paul-Henri Nargeolet was getting stressed out. "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DAMN WELL GET ME OUT OF HERE!" he yelled. This was directed at Stockton Rush. Stockton, what a dumb name. That's like how JK Rowling would name a billionaire. Like I should care. I'm about to die anyways."YOU SIGNED THE GODDAMNED WAIVER, HENRI! YOU CAN'T BLAME ME!" Stockton shot back. That stupid waiver! Ugh, we should have never signed it. God, it had death written 3 times on the first page. We should have expected this. Hamish began crying. He hated conflict.My dad jumped in, "You two need to calm dow-""CALM DOWN?!? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN, SHAZAHDA? I'LL SHOW YOU CALM." Then, he took my dad down, Henri's hands around his neck."KRI-ch-EEk" Dad was dead."YOU MURDERER!" I yelled. Rigor mortis had already set in.

Present

Henri and Stockton were still arguing, and Hamish was still crying. They were wasting oxygen. Suddenly, Henri and Stockton began, kissing? God, I had a hard-on. Why was this hot. Stockton got down on his knees, and pulled down Henris pants! Henri had gone commando? Stockton started licking him. Henri's erect cock was large and hairy. I wanted some of this action. To be honest, I had a little crush on Hamish. I walked over to him, and helped him up. He asked he something I never could have imagined in my wettest dreams, "w-will you be my d-d-daddy?"Daddy? my daddy was dead. But, I was horny and he would do. "I would love to be your daddy, kitten." I dropped my drawers and my kitten gasped at my massive cock."S-Senpai, I need your cock inside m-me.""Do we have any lube?" I asked.Stockton was busy choking on Henri's cock, so I didn't get an answer. "S-senpai w-we don't n-need lu-lube." my kitten stuttered, "I want to r-r-ride you."I began blushing and laid down. "Get undressed, kitten.""I di-didn't bring m-my collar, S-Senpai." Hamish said as he disrobed. I gasped as his tight ass enclosed around my cock."O-OOOh SENPAI" he cried. I'm glad my dad wasn't alive to hear that. My kitten's ass clapped as he bounced up and down on my throbbing penis."FUhck me hard senpai" he moaned. I moaned to.*Clap clap clap clap clap clap.* his ass applauded my skills.Henri took notice of our pleasure. "I want in on that.""Join in" I moaned.Stockton followed him.Stockton got on his hands and knees and began sucking on my balls. The pleasure was intense. Henri was railing him from behing.This had become a full blown orgy.Stockton was moaning and gasping. Henri was stoic and slapped his ass from time to time. Hamish, my kitten, was still tight. I was close to cumming, but I wasn't going to be the first.I'm glad Stockton cummed. His shriveled phallus released the contents of his balls all over the floor of the submersible."Let's switch positions," Henri proposed. I wasn't about to argue. This time me and henri were taking turns sucking off Hamish while Stockton stroked our cocks. Hamish cummed very fast. Lucky for me, Hamish cummed in Henri's mouth. I hated the taste of jizz.

Another Flashback

(this time Suleman is remembering his highschool years, from back when he was a sissy bottom femboy)

My pink miniskirt rode up my thigh as I walked into the boys locker room. The football team loved me, although I prefer volleyball. (writers note: according to the Philidelphia Inquirer, Suleman likes volleyball. you can google it or this is the article ) I had my makeup done nicely, and my hatsune miku wig was securely in place. Our team had just lost 20-3. When the team lost, they liked to take their anger out on my ass. Things were about to get messy."Hello, boys. I'm here for you." I said seductively. They began hooting. I stripped off my clothes. They dog-piled on me. Some going for my asshole, some going for my mouth, and some just masterbating while watching.One thing about football players is that they cum incredibly fast. Within the minute my holes were filled with cum and jizz and any other synonym for semen that you can think of, and i was covered. My sex-addicted ass could not get enough of the attention.

Back to the present again

It was down to me and Henri. Who was to cum first?"Senpai, It's been 30 minutes uwu- your so strong!""Yes, my kitten, now daddy needs to be stronger than Henri. Make him cum for me, kitten." I told Hamish.He dutifully began sucking off Henri. I was pretty tired of being erect, but to be the last one standing would mean ultimate victory. I was going to cum all over the stupid fuck that drug us down here.Henri cummed so hard in my kitten's mouth that jizz came out of his nose.By now, Stockton was sleeping, but I was ready to cum, and his ass was going to be mine.He had dressed himself again, so I tore off his clothes. I stroked my cock slightly and shoved it in his ass."OOOOOOooOoOOOOOOOwWWW" he screamed. I raped his ass for dragging us down here.My throbbing member thrusted in and out of his ass. I was close. Just as I was about to orgasm, I jizzed all over him."engUGH" I moanedI wasn't satisfied. I pissed all over that sissy cocksucker. Then, I pissed in his mouth. Now I was satisfyed.

The Next Day

Yesterday's orgy hung over the room. We were having a hard time breathing, as oxygen was running low.I was very proud of myself, as I was the last to cum. Stockton was humiliated by me raping his ass. He should have built this damn tin can with more than what he could find in the dollar store.Slowly, I felt myself pass out. The colors filled my eyes. I soon stopped breathing.