Speedos & Boybands

Bachademia

Welcome to Bachademai! Y’ll got me and Kim coming at you with all the deep insights on this season of the Bachelorette. How’s it going Kim? So hear me out, there is something about this seasons contestants that feel very boy band to me. I don’t know if it is all the 90s hair or what. Kim inspired me to read the Jessica Simpson autobiography earlier this year, so I feel like I learned a lot about boy bands.

• Question of the day: If you were able to organize a boy band and produce their music what would you name the band?
• Recap:

1. Let’s start with the Aaron B date. Thoughts on the double-sided coin. Romantic or a little magician-y? Also, Hollywood Sign date: cool or boring?
2. Dodge Bowl: Thoughts on the speedos? Caleb, Adrian, Xavier. Who deserved MVP? Thoughts on John getting the group date rose?
3. Thoughts on Adrian. Should he be dishing out stuff about Braydon?
4. The Record Breaking Kiss. Do you think she and Joey have a thing for each other? (I think he’s the puppy dog of the season. Remember the weird but completely smitten magician a few seasons back. Like you know he’d do anything for Charity but it feels one sided).
5. Kim’s Corner-We’re doing a full on boy band deep dive, baby!
6. Chapstick.

• Danielle’s random notes:
• Braydon is really riding on that first impression rose high. Aaron B- Gets a one-on-one. Old school music or contemporary beats. Military backgrounds.Thoughts on a double sided coin? Hollywood sign date: cool or boring?
• Charity’s therapist background really shows itself in the way she asks questions.
• Hear me out: so many of these guys have strong boy band vibes. What do you think that means for the guy’s relationship in the house?
• Dodge Bowl. Thoughts on the speedos. Can we at least appreciate the 90s colors. I can’t believe we are doing this when Yosef has a daughter at home! I love the crowd almost gets nailed with the balls. Xavier rocking his camp dodge ball skills. I wanna know more about their sharpie tats.
• Caleb is definitely a wild waters raft instructor in Colorado, right? Or he’s in WWE. It’s a toss up. OMG He really is a pro wrestler. The Bachelorette, breaking stereotypes with complex characters. Adrian MVP.
• John-bball. He’s super cute.
• I really appreciated their conversation about what a rose represents.
• Adrian is a man. He has a daughter.
• Serious vs. Play. Did Adrian stir up drama? What it warranted.
• Kiss record breaking– Joey thoughts? I feel like Joey is the puppy dog of the season. He’s the really sweet guy that is just smitten with Charity
• Sean- so you’ve made out with her longer than I spoken with her so that sucks. LOL
• Brayden is way too mentally fragile for this. It is episode 2 and he’s unraveling. Lord.
• Ya’ll these men and their chapstick.
• Brayden/Adrian Drama– thoughts?
• Rose ceremony: I was so sad Harvard boy with the beautiful lashes went home.