Borderline insufferable ... 800-pound gorilla ... did any news happen? ... sharpie and a smile ... tuberculosis ward ... magic masks ... nice security ... giving Trump credit ... hearts and minds and donuts ... now I have 3 daughters ... someone is a monster ... "accidentally" at the Supreme Court ... babies just piled up in the streets…

On the road with L-Train ... it's KEEV ... never leaving home again ... nice one, CNN ... something's happening in Ukraine ... slam poetry ... Pooty-PootPor The Church Boys

Meow ... that's a fancy stove ... hive of yellowjackets ... the Catholics' problem ... you dropped out again ... why would you save a cat? ... rewriting the Bible ... the China problem ... Finland, Finland, Finland ... Food OlympicsPor The Church Boys

Make good for John Michel ... Whoopi stepped in it ... burn pile ... Grimace ... where were you? ... attack on Scanlonk ... fake devil worshipper ... the troubles stack upPor The Church Boys

Money pit ... we in a matter of minutes, we used our collective mind power and solved Covid ... after-school Satan club ... you're aware she's up next, right? ... tracking religious exemptions ... blurry ... just rambling now.Por The Church Boys

We are back, and so is John Cooper of Skillet ... please excuse our professionalism ... more Miles woes ... still fat ... Skillet has a new album, "Dominion," get it at https://www.skillet.com/ ... latest start of the show ever ... what happened to the fish? ... admit it, you missed usPor The Church Boys

Kiss the ring? ... sugar daddy ... desperation mode ... does anybody have an idea what we're talking about? ... lawn care ... what are our kids getting on TV? ... vinegar armpits ... literally roll ... hello, angel ... are you an infant? ... Mar-a-Logo trekPor The Church Boys

John Cooper drops by to talk faith, repentance, deconstruction, and life in Skillet — and then sings a little Sandi Patty (https://johnlcooper.com/) ... A-minus pond ... totally unhinged ... doddering Joe ... Missy? ... "Legally Blonde" is a fantastic movie ... forgiveness ... you are a really dull class ... a special call to a special lady ... ble…

Guess who tried to get himself a role in an upcoming Sorbo movie ... Lake Krissy is going as well as expected ... a surprise call to California ... we interview an up-and-coming author about his new book, "The Christian Left" ... that's quite a swordPor The Church Boys

Picks for prez ... what kind of cake? ... not a fountain guy ... Tom Selleck ... two special guests ... fiddlesmurf ... oh, Doug ... so now we're concerned about debt? ... family secretsPor The Church Boys

Columbine survivor Craig Scott stops by to inspire, laugh, and embarrass. You won't want to miss his story of God's grace, how he's using his experiences to help others, as well as tales of woe when dealing with ... well, one of the Boys. Also, Nancy Pelosi talks Jesus and George Floyd. And we have an important pond update (hint: it's not going wel…

First jobs ... Jason Sautel drops by to discuss his book "The Rescuer: One Firefighter’s Story of Courage, Darkness, and the Relentless Love That Saved Him" and a changed life ... pond obsession ... German ... Shamu at Disney ... we never stereotype ... high school reunions ... and a special guest.Por The Church Boys

Andrea is our favorite ... Christmas Shoes sequel? ... fighting with Satanists ... Chateau Hallowell ... vaccines for freedom ... what do you fear? ... pan meets noggin ... bloody NikesPor The Church Boys

Mega-star Stephen Baldwin drops by to talk about his new comedy movie "Church People" ... not famous ... I miss that guy ... NRB, anyone? ... crazy Uncle Joe ... you're welcome to step away if you like ... zero friendsPor The Church Boys

Pretty much just selling books now ... giant red contacts ... former Vice President Mike Pence speechwriter Joshua Charles ... Scanlonk critique ... came very close to wetting myself ... that narrow gate's going to be a problem ... only twerk for money ... if the people don't love me, I'm out ... why would I ever want to come back to this?…

We. Are. Back. ... thievery ... 1313 Mockingbird Lane ... a role he was born to play ... CPAC adventures ... pat-down of pat-downs ... John MacArthur and religious freedom ... of course his hair is pink ... disgustingPor The Church Boys

Transition lenses ... vax or no vax? ... SAG and Trump ... showing a little grace ... we've got jokes ... what will happen with impeachment? ... no twerking for you ... AOC and MTG ... we want your questions/comments, so connect on FB or TwitterPor The Church Boys

Biden inauguration takes ... no masks if you're celebrating ... c'mon, give me a break, man ... striving for ideals ... which finger? ... low I.Q. ... how should Christians treat the new prez? ... you're not table-flipping material ... soiledPor The Church Boys

Show and tell ... a new favorite toy ... refreshing civility ... our man Oliver ... harassment ... "Nazi wife" ... cartoon voice work ... acting lessons ... SAG eligible ... shirtless photos ... Peloton PreacherPor The Church Boys

Accidentally serious ... Lucas and his new manifesto ... hacked on Twitter ... riots ... hotdog fingers ... we need to fix this ... slipping in a book plug ... paid full price live on air ... do elections matter any more? ... somebody got emotional ... the best answer also happens to be the right answer ... what happens when you have to have your w…

A warning for listeners ... we love Barb ... Lucas is a monster ... who played the hippopotamus? ... demon on the shelf ... is that a frog on your shirt? ... the truth about that beloved Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer special ... why are you whispering? ... Fat Man (the movie, not the podcaster) ... moron on the soundboard ... you're perfectly capa…

Somebody needs to lose their computer privileges ... what evidence do you have? ... personal freedom ... FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ... churchiness ... Billy the liberal ... wired to argue ... could we have ONE episode without audio disaster?Por The Church Boys

A dramatic reading of one of the greatest pieces ever published ... consoling Rev. Miles ... Dr. Jeff Myers of Summit Ministries stops by talk socialism, voter fraud, elections, and more (and maybe get himself canceled) — learn more at Summit.org ... classy Andrew Cuomo's amazing spat with reporters ... Princess Billy ... two special guests who wer…

Election, election, election ... assaults ... election ... spiders in your choners ... election ... at what cost? ... write-in for the Big Guy ... celebrity death match ... 85-year-old woman ... special guest appearance ... that's what I call entertainment ... What's wrong with Nevada, and Georgia, and Arizona, and Pennsylvania? ... well, bye…

The high priestess ... neewollah ... Biden bet ... EC map predictions ... ghouls, goblins, and manatees ... our producer still stinks ... ACB reactions ... zero self-awareness ... how 'bout no ... you know, the thing ... where is she?Por The Church Boys

The Villages ... c'mon man ... we have a celebrity in our midst ... gay Elvis signing out ... just the worst ... Billy's life is the Truman Show ... someone is showing his age ... did you know ol' Rockefeller has TWO HOA's? ... we need a new producer, biglyPor The Church Boys

Just 2 out of 3 ... Billy's tale of hilarious woe ... Biden and the dancing girls ... sucks to be around everybody ... Elvis ... mark of the devil ... that VP debate thing ... lord of the flies ... who's stocking your shelves? ... packing the court ... creepyPor The Church Boys

A call to an old friend ... who's the new co-host? ... COVID alert ... why did it have to end in a fight? ... good morning ... don't want to talk about it ... watch out for that train ... debate take ... expert Catholic ... SCOTUS ... religious tests ... those poor widows ... we own Costa RicaPor The Church Boys

Crawl space ... Tamika Hamilton is taking on the establishment in California's 3rd Congressional District -- and she's making waves. Find out more at https://votetamika.org ... President Harris or President Biden? ... frequently bought together ... heard there were drugs involved ... when people of faith get in the political ring ... what in the wo…

Where's my staff? ... a long, good discussion about Billy's new book -- no, seriously -- and what the world needs to know about a subject too many Christians are scared to discuss ... the worst skydiving experience ever ... KILLER MOTHS ... sleep in separate quarters ... a scream is worth a thousand words…

Where Billy at? ... Pastor Brian Gibson has some words for governments that would shut down churches and churches that won't stand for their rights -- learn more at https://peaceablygather.com ... Babblin' Joe ... why are leaders calling for unrest and turmoil? ... salon hubbub ... who owes whom an apology? ... a whole lotta stupid ... amazing how …

Abby Johnson killed it at the Republican Convention, so of course she came under attack. She's back to tell us the behind-the-scenes convention stuff, the truth about what she's been accused of, and how her parents are coping with her new podcast ... Pelosi doesn't want Biden to debate Trump ... math isn't real ... hello, New Zealand ... Stranger T…

Abby Johnson drops in for a live interview and a preview of her speech for the GOP convention ... AOC's latest bright idea ... God tests Trump ... Dennis Prager and the need for religion ... graphic ... a flaw in the Constitution ... eyebrow waxing ... baptism dreams ... come-over ... Sheila the ASB vice president…

KA-MA-LA ... Italian mothers ... towel attack ... back-to-schoolish ... John MacArthur sues ... move out! now! ... Justin and Hailey take a dip ... what's the right to response to unjust laws? ... when mommy and daddy fight ... wet down the whale ... how do you fall sleep at the barber?Por The Church Boys

Big news — we're talking BIG ... hate mail ... you a junkie? ... deep discussion (no, seriously) about spiritual gifts, communion, and more ... clubbing a baby seal ... never fan a manatee ... totally out of material ... sweatpants ... get the new EDIFI app (https://edifi.app/) — DO IT NOW!Por The Church Boys

Maybe this was a bad idea ... Trump moving the election ... expecting something big ... FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! ... Todd White on preaching the 'whole gospel' ... group trip to Hawaii ... like getting a new chainsaw ... someone has white privilege ... Bruce ... clean yourself ... Ortberg mess ... more mask nonsense…

Person, woman, man, camera, TV ... election talk ... Bible reading ... Austin Powers, Bob's Big Boy, and Lucas ... hair dresser? salon? barber? ... you get the COVID, and you get the COVID, and you get the COVID ... maskage ... Rockefeller ... potty mouth ... no healthy raccoons in the afternoon ... still expanding ... nice glasses ... vampire ... …

Well, that's gross ... Karen McFrumperson ... wooden tooth ... cancel everything ... the orange Lone Ranger ... don't mess with Clay County ... easy to be tough when Krissy has your back ... Jason Voorhees is confusing ... I need to talk to your managerPor The Church Boys

Where Lucas at? ... culture shift ... Billy's new favorite song ... not bright ... life imitates Monty Python ... calling Frazier Crane ... trying to call Pedro ... Red Ranger, Spirit Fox, Justin Service ... third wheelPor The Church Boys

Cancel Gladys ... things we're told we can't say (and some things we must say) ... can we get ourselves kicked off? ... Lucas better not throw stones ... which one is an Ian? ... those kids should have a license ... not a good look, ladies ... fixing the cop "problem" ... disgusting.Por The Church Boys

A strangely serious discussion — which devolved, of course ... Marcus Gill comes on to talk protests, race, life, and faith — and totally kills it ... an idiotic take ... a surprise for virtue-signaling white boys ... time for a foot massage ... an extra-long show.Por The Church Boys

Guess who's getting a bounce house ... an interview with Daniel Fusco about the questions raised by Hawk Nelson frontman Jon Steingard ... Joe has issues ... terrible, no good, very bad day ... insulin anyone? ... old man gas ... Trump speakPor The Church Boys

A Sharpie? ... Lucas Miles, malaria expert ... Flip Benham answered when we called ... an X ... a new intro ... a new logo ... an old rotary phone ... doggy doo ... morbidly obese ... tennis anyone?Por The Church Boys

Peek behind the curtain ... No. 1 bird podcast ... what could go wrong? ... very special guest Krissy Miles ... ... pop quiz ... choners ... Fauci ... nitty-gritty ... pink shirts ... listen all the way to the endPor The Church Boys

Contractor woes ... fiery wives ... this week on "Get to Know Lucas" ... killer bugs ... panic ... the resurrection of Kim Jong Un ... Biden-Reade update ... lots of laughsPor The Church Boys

He's baaaaaack ... "I have a great rabies story" ... sarcasm ... more injection talk ... too much money? ... consistency ... Trumpy and Bideny ... dumbnessPor The Church Boys

Laura thinks that Lucas guy is alright ... political nonsense ... God talk ... cow in the pool ... witness ... burning bridges ... UV light and disinfectants ... it's good to be the king.Por The Church Boys

Connect with us:Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheChurchBoysTwitter: twitter.com/thechurchboysBilly Hallowell: twitter.com/billyhallowellChris Field: twitter.com/ChrisMFieldPor The Church Boys

Tiger King has brought out a strange side of Billy ... wipe properly ... Lucas came back! ... a deep theological discussion (no, really) ... and who doesn't love Scanlon?Por The Church Boys

COVID-19 PFFFFFT ... Lucas Miles just made a terrible career choice ... coronavirus ... weight issues ... quarantine life ... you've missed us terribly, we knowConnect:Facebook — www.facebook.com/TheChurchBoysTwitter — @thechurchboys@billyhallowell@ChrisMField@lucasmilesPor The Church Boys