The Five Days of Dicksmas day 5 is Neil taking over DM duty because why not eh? Originally published on Patreon 5th Aug 2024 The Absolute Dickheads episodes are not edited by Steven so will sound very very rough because Shytey is bad at editing and is too old to be learning new things www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…

The Five Days of Dicksmas day 4 is the story of Jakul the King of the Dragonborn Performed By star of stage and screen Jack Lyttle. Go find Jack via https://www.twitch.tv/jacklyttle Originally published on Patreon 3rd Aug 2023 The Absolute Dickheads episodes are not edited by Steven so will sound very very rough because Shytey is bad at editing and…

The Five Days of Dicksmas day 3 is our DM and players as they recap the first years worth of adventures! Who can't remember what spells they have even when they are written in front of them? Who thinks they deserve all of the credit for every kill in the game? And who once again points out that our NPCs all have the same accent? Yep, you were right…

The Five Days of Dicksmas Day 2. Today you get 49 mins of Vic and I talking about everyone's favourite Tiefling bard, Toc! Just where does her name come from? How much preparation do those songs take? And does Vic think Ronson will ever win Toc over? The answer may shock you! Originally published on Patreon 1st Sept 2023 The Absolute Dickheads epis…

The Five Days of Dicksmas Day 1. So for this first piece of exclusive content, you get to learn a little bit more about the mysterious Callow; the goth-like mentor to our party! Originally published on Patreon 16th July 2023 Written by Dave and performed by our very own Bowiehair, this piece gives an insight in to who Callow was, who she is now, an…

Orph-Fun, 20 Questions, Smaller than Princess Di, DragOff, Phillip Keep, Metal Tok Solid, The Scuttler and some other shite Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cronk, Cronk, Cronk, Jizz Dorm, Roland Something Something, Ronson Denial, The PTA Has Disbanded!, Ork Shaft, Punting A Trout and some other rubbish Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Magic WhatsApp, Cheddar Bum, Chomping On The Guilty, Accounting Interlude, Some Magic Stuff and Much More www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ronson Handles All The Seamen, Dr Who References I Dont Understand, King Intimidation, Knackering a Smurf, Dooh-Dahs Day Off, Gout Cures and much more ........ stuff www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neils Doing Admin Again, Porkeye Returns, It Was The One Armed Elf, Chuckin' Eggs, Dave Needs A Holiday AND MORE EXCITING RUBBISH! WWW.DungeonsAndDickheads.Co.Uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Its the first Absolute Dickheads where we add a little extra content on to the main Podcast feed. This could be older Patreon stuff or little extra bits to tie the story together. This week we fill a little gap between 50 and 51 because Porkeye went rogue left us with a huge plothole somehow. This was originally published on the Patreon on 5th Marc…

Double Dates, Ronson Un-Friends Everyone, Rochers All Round, PLOT TWIST!, Bad Grandma, Regicide Goes Badly and more in EPISODE 50 SOMEHOW! WWW.DungeonsAndDickheads.Co.Uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tocs Uncomfortable, Spring Roll? Doctor, Doctor, More Penis Talk, Neil Ruins A Columbo Moment, Davey Trout, Midnight Creeping http://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meat Puppets, Toc Is Ronson, Ronson Is The Doctor And Porkeye is Confused, Someone Has Cockrot? Honestly this one is all over the place in a good way. I have no idea whats going on https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hate on Speccy Wizard and his fans, The King may or may not be dead, Doctors on First? and the gang gets lost https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ronson Has A Strop, Vics Had A Drink, Mic Shouts, We Save The DCU, 8 Legs But No Sense, Scrambled Eggs and other nonsense https://www.Dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Axe Hole, Wizard Sleeve Is Banned, Chopper Grabbing, Lonely War Machine and other such rubbish https://www.Dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More Groggs, DILF Reveal, The Best Joke In D&D History, Shytey Is Still Ill, Gladiator Reveals, Children Banking and some other stuff https://www.Dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vic makes a weird noise, Shytey isnt well, Low Energy Dave and Neil rubs one out and other stuff happens, something about a cow? No idea https://www.Dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More HR discussions, Stealing Cock, Pietro Minimoff, Dice Debates, DG Revelations, Honest Neil and more excitement! https://www.Dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chattin' with nobs, Tocs out, Butler Erection, Billy Bragg, Live football updates, Changing the Status Quo with Status Quo AND MORE EXCITING HR MEETINGS! https://www.Dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beating ham to death, Join a union, Dodgy accents, Tech issues galore, Door To Door everything, Mucky Castle + More!! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Imagine .... In a vest?, Moo-ving Day, Zooming In, Ham: Origins, and some double Costner https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Its empty, empty, empty, empty, a secret bush, Extended Groggs, Lenny Henry, Horse Quest and more dramatic ... stuff https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winky Cave, Muted Acting, Rocky Relationships, No Risk Ray and the start of SERIES 2! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lord of the Walking, 5 Elephants, Axe-Idents, Pacifist Porkeye, Beatles Medleys and the epic conclusion to Series One! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Venom, Robotcusations, Spalding Not-tingham, Shoplifting Turns Out To Be Not A Victimless Crime and Multi Species Glory Hole https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ruined Catchphrase, Cat Puppetry, The first rule of Wig Club https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fox in the mouse house, Hans Grubby, Candy interlude and a bit of Jackson https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Proof it it were needed that we are all in our 40s https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We spend far too long in the fantasy Lidl, the birth of Blinky and some more socialism https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This one is basically an hour of penis jokes ..... enjoy https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Porkeyes porkeye, mildly inconvenienced Squirrels, Wishing death on a wrong'un, Visits to the lemon shop, pounding a bell and other nonsense https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another deep dive in to Brit Pop, Neil really winds up Dave, live football reports, dodgy doors, chokeholds, Smelly gold and we also did some D&D https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whats inside the teams prison wallet? Find out right now! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Dooby Dah Rah Dooby Do, A Doopy Dah ahmbricking WORRIED ABOUT RAY https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More creepy goings on in the Circus and some very good bits of satire that are no longer relevant https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang are still dicking about in the circus, clowns surrounded by clowns https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big Top, Massive Bottoms https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A conga? Ronsons winky falls off? A Tavern in danger? All the tropes in an hourish! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Named after obscure 90s footballer not nonce vet show https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The one where Ronsons arc does stuff, Porkeye pulls lizard names out of his bum and Tok does some stuff https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When it all gets dark again The whole thing falls apart I guess It doesn't really matter 'bout the rain 'Cause we'll get through it anyway We'll get up and start again 'Cause we could be lifted, lifted, lifted We could be lifted From the shadows, lifted Oh, we could be, lifted up today Lifted all the way, you and I forever Baby, lifted, lifted, lif…

This epic end of the story contains our proudest ever moment ... Can you guess what it is? https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oooh Ahh me hearties, the Dickheads are all at sea and as always Ronson is on the look at for Booty https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Its the thrilling conclusion to whatever was going on last week. Its a family affair https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Much like his hair the mystery of Paul Daniels has begun to unravel! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you like obscure film references? Do you like filling for time whilst people check IMDB? Do you like the love between a Tiefling and Captain Kirk? You will love this! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you like hearing the complete works of The Bard instead of fun and adventures? You have come to the right place! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here is a super short little podcast between Shytey and Dave telling you that the Patreon is NOW LIVE! https://www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.