2nd Anniversary Special: Paraders of the Blessed Ark - Part Two

Torah Smash! The Podcast for Nerdy Jews

June 5, 2024
Torah Smash! The Podcast for Nerdy Jews
Episode 56 - 2nd Anniversary Special - Paraders of the Blessed Ark - Part Two
The second part of this year’s epic adventure to celebrate our podcast’s two years of being Jewish and nerdy. Can our heroes defeat this mysterious giant? Can they complete their mission? What happens to Tirza’s cat rock? Find out the answers to these questions and more on this epic anniversary episode of a Torah Smashed version of Dungeons & Dragons.
00:01:40 The city golem of Ai
00:08:11 KaiJew battle
00:22:19 Different player, same dice rolls
00:29:42 Monk Ki or Monkey?
00:32:02 Our deepesht thanksh
00:40:00 Summoning ladies, and sailors, and bearers. Oh my!
00:47:18 Torah Smash’s 5 Year Quest
00:49:07 Siege Preparations
00:52:41 The Battle at Jericho begins
00:58:49 Hallelujah, it’s an ice cream truck!?
01:00:37 Jerichopalooza
01:22:25 Sweet Cherry Pie
01:25:59 I suddenly remembered my charlemagne
01:35:25 D&D geometry
01:45:19 The spear troop rolls well enough!
01:48:43 Wait! But what about…?
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Character Information:
NOA (played by Barak Malkin) Changeling Sorcerer. She is a daughter of Zelophahad and twin sister to Tirza.

TIRZA (played by Ethan Lane-Miller) Changeling Ranger. She is a daughter of Zelophahad and twin sister to Noa.
CALEB (played by Rachel Frish) Wood Half-Elf Monk. He is second in command to Aaron.
ARONA (played by Rabbi Emma Gottlieb) Aasimar Cleric. She is the assigned protector of the Ark of the Covenant by Aaron.
RAHAB (played by Dr. Miriam Eve Mora) Eladrin Bard. She is a Canaanite sex worker who previously aided two of Joshua’s spies.
JOSHUA (played by Rabbi Benjamin Sharff) Holy Knight Paladin. He is the appointed leader of the Jewish people following Moses.

DUNGEON MASTER (RDY) The man behind the curtain, the puller of strings, and weaver of the improvised story made by the players.