Movie Mastery – Battlefield Earth (2000) It’s taken a while but we finally have gotten to the movie that every bad movie podcast has to talk about eventually.

Expounded Universe 302 – Here Comes a Special Droid Honestly, I-5 isn’t even super important here, we just think it’s so funny how he keeps having a module for exactly what the group needs every time. Really, this is the “Xizor Makes His Move” set of chapters.

System Mastery 300 – Palladium Fantasy Well that certainly was 300 times we did a thing, I tell you what! Let’s take a little victory lap by cracking open a cask we’ve been saving for a special occasion, a feisty little 1983 vintage called Palladium Fantasy that definitely isn’t just dust and vinegar by this point, right? Right? Announcement Mastery! Check out Gamer Mom: The Mom Who Games right now on Kickstarter!…

Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1976) Another Astrologer? That’s right, it’s the other movie from 1975 with this name and probably the one we were supposed to watch initially.

Expounded Universe 301 – A Special Pinch Man is I-5 ever useful. But who's also a protocol droid with a weird gun hand that everyone wants to know about? I bet you all forgot about Bug Eyes, who is theoretically the MacGuffin of this production, and who JUST TURNED UP. Yeah!

System Mastery 299 – Bleeding Heart We’re hard at work on our giant pile of weird old box sets, and that means it’s time for Bleeding Heart, a game that Jon assures me is loosely based on something called the Corman Poe film era of the mid-sixties, and he’s a total horror nerd so I gotta go with him on this one. Announcement Mastery! Obelisk is launching on Kickstarter April 7th. Visit obeliskttrpg.com/kickstarter to get notified when it launches! Help listener Alex Shaw and his family recover from a devastating home fire! https://gofund.me/92b44dd2…

Relationship Mastery 11 We’re not done yet! More relationship questions, more fun stories, and Claire has a podcast pitch for you.

Movie Mastery – The Astrologer (1975) We might have ended up watching the wrong The Astrologer from 1975 since there are two bad movies of that name from that year. This one is 90% dialogue!

Expounded Universe 300 – Slut Plate Summer Well dang, this was episode 300? Then I guess we shall podcast in the shade. In today’s episode Jax and the gang escape some droid police (DROID POLICE, BEEP BEEP BEEP) on flying Segways, while Rhinann whines and Nick Rostu… also kinda whines.

System Mastery 298 – Wild West I really hope you’re enjoying this string of very old games, we’re doing our best to get back into them quickly (ever since I found one of my old box sets fully eaten by bugs and had to fumigate). In this case, it’s a game about real old timey cowboys! Like Boot Hill but not TSR!…

Movie Mastery – Van Helsing (2004) Wolverine fights the Duke from Moulin Rouge in a movie that sucks so bad and yet is a spectacle of absolute joy to watch.

Expounded Universe 299 – Pardon My French, But Jax Pavan is an Asshole Oh hey, this book has act breaks! And we just found what might be the only one! You can tell because I-5 finally finds Jax Pavan. Who is an asshole about it.

System Mastery 297 – Star Trek the Roleplaying Game Can we review an 80s Star Trek game without our pacemakers exploding? What if FASA made it? We’re looking at the Star Trek RPG from roughly 1983, which means (if you’re counting) that it’s based on the original series, the animated series, and the first three films. Is it okay or does it have to go home and copy 10 pages out of the K section of the dictionary? Let’s find out! Go forth and support Celestial Bodies on Kickstarter! It’s a game about harvesting the remnants of dead gods in cool upgradeable mechs out in space, which is… pretty cool really.…

Movie Mastery – Robin and the Dreamweavers (2000) The maker of He-Man and Fat Albert decided to make an adult cartoon movie about fighting the personification of internet porn addiction as a pitch for a show that I can’t imagine being sold to literally any television company.

Expounded Universe 298 – Rostu on the Smuggle Bus This episode is a Jax-free space. We focus on Den, we check in with Nick Rostu, and somehow Kaird is still kicking around, but we aren’t seeing what’s up with Jax and Laranth. Also, Rhinan is making strong moves towards just ruining the Empire’s public relations division.…