Episode Two Hundred Seventy-Nine: Straight Outta Deepwoods Part Three

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What conclusion awaits us at the end of this thrilling chapter? Something trivial that will tie everything up way too nicely despite all the questions and remaining answers and issues are directly in front of our literal fingertips, right? No, again, no inbred, redneck melon-heads. No old, garden variety homeless people. Just Grimes. Just a big old bitch of a stone statue. The possibilities have been emptied with Ramses Vanderslice on today’s episode and as we come to an end, I can’t help but think that this is just Borrasca V all over again. This one just kinda ends out of nowhere for lack of circumstantial reasons, just like my relationship with my previously mentioned ex-girlfriend. I’m not gonna say it sucks. It doesn’t suck as bad as the last one. It’s hard to think that the same person who wrote part one and also wrote parts two and three, but here we are. I’m sure part three was thought up before part two was because it just moves better and tries its damndest to answer questions left by chapter one, but like… not in a great way. If you ask me, she should’ve just stayed home or moved on with her life after part one. This didn’t need a sequel. It’s like Prometheus or Alien Covenant. The Xenomorph is scarier when it’s not explained, just like Grimes. Stop milking Grimes. Let Grimes rest. Death of Deepwoods, PA(17:04) by The_Dalek_Emperor https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29lk3l/death_of_deepwood_pennsylvania/ NEW! Support us on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/LOTSA_PASTA AND KO-FI: https://ko-fi.com/lotsa_pasta MERCH: www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolio YOUTUBE: www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw SOUNDCLOUD: www.soundcloud.com/lotsa-pasta/ (But also available on all major platforms like iTunes, Spotify, Google, Amazon, etc!) FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeath FOLLOW ON REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/LotsaPasta/ Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you! “Astral Alley“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.