Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a LOT of money...and it's not his hat. This as well as some priceless stupidity...

• Drunk Dad Reports His Kid Missing, but He Just Forgot Them at Home;
• FL Man Hides Gator in Garage; Tells Cops He Didn't Want Someone to Eat It;
• Drunk FL Man Drops His Shorts, Yells 'Where's My Weapon?' Baring All During Arrest;
• EVs Aren't Working Out So Well;
• Siren kings: New Zealand city plagued by Céline Dion ‘speaker battles’;
• Customer Spent a Night Trapped Inside Jewelry Store Vault;
• Taco Bell Employee Gave Haircut in Restaurant's Kitchen, Ex-Worker Says;
• A Property Has Had Mysterious Arsons 3 Times in 6 Years, with 3 Different Homeowners;
• Video Shows Amazon Driver Stompin’ on Box Shortly After Delivery to Home;
• Fan Prematurely Ejected From College Football Game for Wearing Inflatable Penis Suit;
• Arkansas Family Suspects Meteorite Caused Smoking Hole in Their Deck;
• Someone Stole $3,000 Worth of Halloween Decorations from a Single Yard;
• Thrift store asks people to stop donating ‘used & unused’ sex toys;
• NYC Bagel Shop Praised for Denying L.A. Guy's Scooped Gluten-Free Bagel Request;
• Florida Is Warning Residents About the "Booty Patrol";
• Actual Advice from a Dentist: Eat All Your Halloween Candy in One Sitting;
• PA Man Caught Robbing Bank with Mom in the Car;
• ‘Lewd’ Halloween Decorations Hanging Across from School...Cue The Outrage!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It OK to Request An Expensive Gift for My Kid’s Birthday Party?" & “Help! – My Newlywed Husband Humiliated Me During Our Wedding Vows!"

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