Pole Dancing Skeletons, Car Thief Foiled By A Forklift, & A Parental Football Fight

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

There's plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There's plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there's plenty of junior football games for parents to duke it out but one school's season just got scrubbed after a parent brings a GUN to the fight. And there's more examples of scary stupidity in this episode

• FL Street Racer Goes 80 MPH Airborne After Losing Control, Lands in Canal;
• New Sign You're Old: Dancing with Your Hands in the Air;
• Landscaper Mowed Lawn Around Dead Body Thought To Be Halloween Decoration;
• FL Man Smashes Vehicle Window With His Head, Flops Like A Dolphin After Leading Police On Chase;
• Massachusetts Woman Drives Car Into Trash Compactor;
• Company Demolishes a House...& Then Found Out It Was the Wrong Address;
• This Woman Sleeps in a Coffin; 'People Call Me a Weirdo, But It's So Comfy';
• If You Want to Learn Something, Picture It Either Bleeding or Having Sex;
• Stupid Criminal: A Thief Posed as a Mannequin & Waited for a Mall to Close;
• A Man Ran from Police, with a License Plate That Said "Will Run";
• Off-Duty Pilot Tried To Turn Off Plane's Engines During Alaskan Airlines Flight;
• 1,100 Year Old Statue of Giant Man Clutching Penis Unearthed in Turkey;
• Elon Musk Offers $1B to Wikipedia If They'll Change Their Name to 'Dickipedia';
• KS Wildlife Expert Teaches Class on How to Eat Squirrels From Your Yard;
• A Guy Was Caught Getting-It-On with a Stuffed Animal;
• Cop Suspended for Sending a D**k Pic to Someone on a Dating App, Then Hooking Up With Them While on Duty;
• Worker Caught on Video Peeing Into Tank at Chinese Tsingtao Beer Factory;
• AZ Woman Sues After DoorDash Driver JIZZED on Her Food!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – With my “perplexing” love life!" & “Help! – My Grandpa Left Me ALL His Inheritance–But I Can’t Share It!"

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