Episode 599: Post Election Roundup

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions 00:30 Joe Biden 03:30 Kamala Harris 13:27 Russian TV 15:16 Viewer Comments 17:17 Proud Voter 20:10 Final Election Thoughts 23:40 Alopecia 29:55 Airline Hijinx —Sure, Kamala lost in a blowout. Apparently it would have been worse with Biden. Internal polling showed Trump getting 400 Electoral College votes, had Joe Biden been on the ballot in November. This according to former Obama aide Jon Favreau, on the Pod Saves America podcast. Take that, Walter Mondale! —Kamala Harris had a $1 Billion Dollar War Chest. How did she spend that money? Poorly. She spent a million dollars building a set for the “Call Me Daddy” podcast, followed the Hillary Clinton (losing) method of hitting only major cities, therefore ignoring rural voters… Kamala’s campaign threw money around without a care in the world, and it bit her in the butt. It’s funny how the instant something ends, the people who were screaming into pillows at night let their voices be heard. Even Nancy Pelosi is now blaming Biden for (a) not retiring like he promised, and (b) handing the keys to Harris without a primary to see if the people were interested in such a move. Long story short, though, Kamala should have gone on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Avoiding that was easily the dumbest thing she did throughout the entire campaign. —Vladimir Putin controls all media in Russia, which means this happened not only with permission, but probably orders. While celebrating Trump’s victory, news anchors in Russia were surrounded by old images of Melania, nude. Sure, they blurred the naughty bits, but they still made it a point to show how the world’s best paid escort obtained her current gig. And that’s just funny. Also: the battery on nathan’s phone starts to die, so he runs off to grab a charger. —Why didn’t Trump want a second debate? Lol, because he was embarrassed. He lost that first debate by a mile. It’s funny (sad) that it didn’t change any voter minds; an incoherent idiot showed the world he was unfit to lead a trip to the grocery store, much less the free world, and yet the dumbest of the dumb in America voted for him anyway.Also: undecided voters are anything but undecided. —Wearing political attire while voting is illegal. You have to take off your hat, or in this case, shirt. A proud, obese, elderly woman wanted to wear her “I’m with stupid” shirt while voting. When told she couldn’t, she took it off and voted in her bra. And that’s just funny. Also: Jake discusses jogging in New York City. —Low Democrat turnout, DNC shenanigans, and other thoughts on the 2024 presidential election. Will they get it wrong again in the future?Probably. It’s what Democrats do. —A bride who has bizarre thoughts about God says her Alopecia-stricken cousin cannot wear a headscarf, or a wig, at her wedding. Why? Because Alopecia is punishment from God. The real question is: why does the cousin even want to be at the wedding in the first place? The bride is obviously a horrible human being, so blow her off. —Over the past year or two, crazy folk have been deciding that opening a plane’s emergency door during flight would be a good idea. Well, on a flight in Panama, this very thing happened… …and passengers beat the unholy crap out of the guy. Which is what should happen EVERY TIME. And then, as Jake and nathan discuss, they should be ejected from the plane, mid-flight. Seriously, the world would be a much better place without these losers breathing our air. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to. Tune in and get your giggle on. Find Jake at @jakevevera Find nathan at nathantimmel.com #news #podcast #comedy #funny #currentaffairs #laugh