High Speed Ear Piercings and a Crack's Crack Cracking his Crack - Episode 39

Functional Idiots Podcast

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During this segment of the FUNKSHOW AIDs Podcast, the hosts discuss the recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania. They joke about the heat, promote their podcast and social media channels, and briefly mention other news stories. They then delve into the details of the assassination attempt, expressing their opinions on gun control and the failure of the Secret Service to protect Trump. They analyze the headlines from various news sources and criticize the lack of clarity and bias in some of them. The conversation covers various topics, including the inappropriate comments made by a US representative staff member, the Alec Baldwin shooting incident, and the discussion on panhandlers. The hosts express their concerns about the comments made by the staff member and discuss the need for accountability. They also share their thoughts on the Alec Baldwin case, highlighting the importance of gun safety and negligence. The conversation then shifts to the topic of panhandlers and the skepticism surrounding their requests for money. The hosts share personal experiences and discuss the need to be cautious when giving money to strangers. The conversation concludes with a humorous discussion about the blinking blue lights in Detroit and a bizarre incident at a Dollar Tree store in Philadelphia. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including assault, road conditions, inventions, and trivia. They share their opinions and make humorous remarks throughout. In this part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss various topics, including candy bars, historical facts, colors, and alcoholic beverages. They also play a game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' and answer some random questions. The conversation is filled with humor and banter. In this final part of the conversation, Dillon and Colton discuss various humorous topics, including their reactions to finding an industrial-sized condom box, their thoughts on targeting certain groups of people as serial killers, and their opinions on when to stop using condoms in a relationship. They also share funny stories about sunburns and injuries. The conversation ends with a discussion about their social media channels and Patreon support.

Music licensed by Epidemic Sound

Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

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