Episode 57: Free Spirit Scrooge

A Horrific Evening Podcast

T'was the night before Christmas and all through podcast studio,

not a creature was stirring, not even Abby's kittens.

All the microphone wires were hung by the chimney with care,

in hopes that Saint Fern was soon to be there.

The podcast host, Abby was nestled up in her chair,

while visions of murders and criminals danced in her head.

When out in the hallway there arose such a clatter,

she ran to the door to see what was the matter.

Away to the door, she flew like a flash,

Tore open the door and tripped over a sac.

Abby knew in that moment it must be Saint Fern.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And Abby laughed when she saw him in spite of herself.

With a side eye and grunt and twist of his head,

Soon gave Abby to know she had so much to dread.

He swung open the door and sat in his chair.

He quickly exclaimed, "Fuck Christmas to all and to all a horrific night!"

A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. Somewhere out there Comedian Abby Stonehouse is known to be a kind and bubbly human being. Also, somewhere out there comedy adjacent Fernando P. is known for being the life of the party, in the most sarcastic of ways. The two of them collide for A Horrific Evening, to educate Abby about the true horrors of life. In this hour-long podcast, two best friends pretend no one is listening while discussing horrific headlines, facts, and surprisingly repressed memories. Abby hopes you will laugh and be delighted, Fernando doesn’t care. New episodes every Tuesday-(ish). Also, it's free 😒

Abby Stonehouse: Comedian, Podcaster, Writer, and Producer @houseofstonepodcast @abbypstone_mtl

Fernando P: Miserable human being @formerlythelatter