The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
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Sing it! "It's the least productive dayyy of the year." Happy Holidays.Por Garner Andrews
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It's Festivus! Let's get into the holiday spirit.Por Garner Andrews
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Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.Por Garner Andrews
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Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.Por Garner Andrews
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Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?Por Garner Andrews
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What vehicles nowadays, do you think will be restored as ol' classics in the future?Por Garner Andrews
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What makes you feel like a grown up? Let's discuss.Por Garner Andrews
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Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.Por Garner Andrews
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It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?Por Garner Andrews
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Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts? We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.Por Garner Andrews
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We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.Por Garner Andrews
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Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.Por Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about the weird things your algorithm brings.Por Garner Andrews
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Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.Por Garner Andrews
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What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.Por Garner Andrews
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Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.Por Garner Andrews
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Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.Por Garner Andrews
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Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.Por Garner Andrews
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What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!Por Garner Andrews
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Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.Por Garner Andrews
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Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.Por Garner Andrews
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Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...Por Garner Andrews
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It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious!We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.Por Garner Andrews
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What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.Por Garner Andrews
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Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...Por Garner Andrews
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A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about itPor Garner Andrews
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Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...Por Garner Andrews
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Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?Por Garner Andrews
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In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?Por Garner Andrews
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Have you ever found a wallet? Do you return it? Be honest... No judgment here.Por Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.Por Garner Andrews
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We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.Por Garner Andrews
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Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.Por Garner Andrews
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Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?Por Garner Andrews
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Garner was a victim of crime... A shoe crime.Por Garner Andrews
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Did you get some good stuff in that Halloween bag of yours? Or maybe some weird stuff? Let's discuss.Por Garner Andrews
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Let's continue talking about your sports trauma. That and is it too early for holiday lights?Por Garner Andrews
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A lot of us carry around trauma from our sports days. Like Taylor, who scored a goal on his own team. He turned it around though!Por Garner Andrews
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How often do you brush your teeth? Is once a day enough? That and KFC has an interesting new marketing tactic.Por Garner Andrews
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Apparently you can be kicked out of book club! Who knew! That and we discuss where you met your sweetie.Por Garner Andrews
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Garner talks about the time a scary movie bent your emotional frame, and left you with permanent damage. What movies are you still scared to watch? What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?Por Garner Andrews
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Garner is now the elected President of Nachos. Also, there are some pretty niche magazines out there, let's talk about 'em!Por Garner Andrews
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Did you parents wash your mouth with soap? Or maybe even hot sauce? We're talking about your childhood. Also, No Time to Shazam returns, and we touch on nacho etiquette.Por Garner Andrews
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We're talking about free-range kids. The kids who were allowed to swear, maybe even smoke. That and No Time To Shazam returns!Por Garner Andrews
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Today we're talking about merging, waving, and bumper stickers.Por Garner Andrews
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Do you have a lot of roommates? Or maybe you've rented a strange "room" before? We're talking about your weird living arrangements.Por Garner Andrews
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Do you have a forbidden lust for a certain vehicle? Maybe to others it's horrible but to you... It's perfect. <3Por Garner Andrews
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Do you like Zoom calls or Facetime? It's not fun being camera ready. Speaking of, grab your stretchy sweatpants, it's Thanksgiving!Por Garner Andrews
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Taylor Smith was the victim of a crime. How does it end? We'll find out.Por Garner Andrews
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Crazy story: a 74-year-old guy fought off a bear in his house. We'll also dive into whether you, as an adult, still like dressing up for Halloween.Por Garner Andrews
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