The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary ...
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Green Blooded Bastard - Injustice
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Injustice. In this movie, Superman gets his feelings hurt and decides to lose his shit and bust his nut over everyone's face!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry proves the Dark Lord is a bitch and learns to hate the color pink.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - They
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches They. This film is just not that good, but fuck it that why I watch them for you!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Joker
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Joker. In this movie Baby Batman gets to be the butt of the Joke again.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - When A Stranger Calls (2006)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches When A Stranger Calls (2006). This movie is a remake that works well enough, but it kinda trips on its dick more than not.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk vs Wolverine. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and the Canuck is pissed, but he will cut you up, son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Soldier
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Soldier. SciFi fucking nonsense at it's 1990s excess!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Cigarette Burns (Masters Of Horror S1E8). I'm going to watch all the mini films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man 3
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 3. Whip them tiddies out! Tony Fucking Stark!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Texas Chainsaw 3D
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Texas Chainsaw 3. This movie is semi-dope as hell, and Leatherface is in 3D, but it will cut you up, son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E7). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 7th episode!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Don’t Worry Darling
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Don't Worry Darling. This movie is a wasted concept that is more boring than the behind-the-scenes drama. I'd say watch it once, but that's it! HAHAPor Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Iron Man 2
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Iron Man 2. Let the good times rool and then whip them tiddies out!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo! And KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery. This movie is a fun and KISStastic film. Decent use of their music and some strange Jack Kirby inspired visuals.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Silent House
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Silent House. This movie is very fucking boring and uber lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I watched.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Ocean’s 8
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ocean’s 8. This film is about some women stealing shit because it's fucking fun and easy and why not mother fucker!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Leatherface
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Leatherface. This movie is fucking lame and is an unneeded origin for Leatherface. fuck it son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Homecoming (Masters Of Horror S1E6). I'm gonna watch all the mini films in this whole series and this is the 56th episode!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist. Fuck it, so this is a sequel to that Nic Cage one, so I guess I'll have to go back and watch that one now, too, because I'm a goddamned completionist.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - I See You
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches I See You. This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame, but at least it's not that fucking animated Mario film that I just watched.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Super Mario Bros. Movie
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie! This movie is fucking boring and relatively lame and I wish I would have fallen asleep during it. #tits #ass #mario #bigdickPor Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: No Way Home
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Lady Bird
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lady Bird. It's a coming-of-age story about the titular Lady Bird and her coming of age.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. So it continues!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Another Me
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Another Me. This movie is what you thought it would be, haha! Fuck Joffrey Jonas!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. This movie is fucking tits! Love it, Live it and Balls Deep Bitches!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Venom
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom. Tom Hardy was like hey Topher hold my beer son and jumped into the lobster tank! OH HELL YEAH SON!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Some Kind Of Wonderful
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Some Kind Of Wonderful. It's a gender bender Pretty in Pink that is ready for you to give it a shot!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Most Dangerous Game
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Most Dangerous Game. Yeah, it's the film that possibly inspired the Zodiac Killer so give it a look son. It's decent for being an older film.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Halloween Kills
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Halloween Kills. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! This movie is fucking and I'l eventually record the other episodes of this trilogy later haha!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990). So it begins!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Terrifier 2
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terrifier 2. There is a clown man that is making bad shit happen in this damn film because of reasons and stuff.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Shots! Part Deux
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Part Deux. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting again for sucka! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! Sheen went balls deep again with this one son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Mission To Mars
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mission To Mars. We got another amusment ride movie for you guys and gals! strap in or strap on!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Dark Knight Rises
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Dark Knight. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been creaming for! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Hot Shots!
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hot Shots! Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for sucka! Stop youre grinning and drop your linen! Charlie went balls deep with this one son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Ring
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ring. This movie is about a chick that is too cool for school and then watches a damn VHS movie and well fucking man don't you know she's fucked. This film is fucking epic and still holds up!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Enola Holmes
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Enola Holmes. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for p33ps! Stop you're grinning and drop your linen! Marvel went balls deep with this one son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - R.I.P.D.
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches R.I.P.D. This movie is about a guy named Deadpool who gets killed by Kevin Bacon. He's got a hot girlfriend, and a grumpy friend named chode. Whatever.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two. This movie is part 2. Read the comic if you enjoyed this because it's excellent.Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - War
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches War. Jet Li fucks Jason Statham in the ass as they go to WAR!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Cave (2005)
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cave (2005)! This movie is about some wannabe dinks that find underground scary evolved monster things!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Aquaman
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Aquaman. Yeah, it's the moment that you've all been waiting for suckas! Stop your grinning and drop your linen! DC went balls deep with this one son!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Soul Of The Dragon
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Soul Of The Dragon. This is a movie wherein a black batman little shit kicks fast and makes friends with a ninja chick and Asian Jim Carrey fist fucks!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Riddick
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Riddick! This movie is about a donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt to save the world because of silver eyes in space dudes!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - The Crying Game
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Crying Game! Beware dicks!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Ghost Ship
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ghost Ship. There is a demon that is making bad shit happen on this ship because of reasons and stuff.
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Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Velvet
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Velvet? David Fucking Lynch and a gd monkey watch Blue Velvet in the multiverse!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie! Time Travel Fun Time yet again, again with Turtles!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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Green Blooded Bastard - A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
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The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. This movie is reverse-lit af son! So double get them knives out!Por Green Blooded Bastard
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