*Voted Buffalo’s Best Podcast in 2022, 2023 & 2024!* We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Bi ...
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And this year, we’ll report back on Dublin!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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No way am I getting David anything!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Don’t tell the record labels but we listen to covers a lot on this episode. Deal with it! Don’t shut us down!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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So many themes cause who doesn’t love a theme!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And diss songs. We don’t get it!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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To buy candy!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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We’re going to dig into our past and let you listen to all of our archives! Here’s an oldie, but a goodie!Por Fully Functional Parents
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It was Cooper’s fault! And Donald Trump lets us eat cake!Por Fully Functional Parents
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It’s everywhere!!! And so are cars the color of diarrhea?!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Collecting crap! And are we living in the B cut of the movie Dave?!Por Fully Functional Parents
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The bane of our existence! And our kid is getting married in 8 years? And my dad, the hibachi chef?!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And I can’t stop laughing about you hearing us load the dishwasher, so I left it in! And bread pudding is not made by dumping juice on bread!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Saturday! The lowest form of communication!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And more tales from Corporate America: pissing everywhere!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And if you ain’t wearing titanium, it ain’t real!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And wanna buy a pretzel shaped like the Statue of Liberty? It may be all we have left of liberty in this country!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Should I just buy bigger pants? Is that giving in and I just need to exercise more!? And being revealed as a crazy cat lady!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And work that thing outta your teeth!!(A rerun cause the Bills lost and I don’t feel like talking to anyone.)Por Fully Functional Parents
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A double episode weekend special! Because David knows what our Bills must do. And some sad news about David’s favorite hobby…Por Fully Functional Parents
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We argue about dozing off while lying in bed. Boy, you’re gonna be happy to listen to this!Por Fully Functional Parents
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The freak out when the snow comes!! And teens driving!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Will you still eat a meal after you find something gross in it? And why do animals stare??Por Fully Functional Parents
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David actually is really into politics… And doomsday scrolling on the New York Times!?Por Fully Functional Parents
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And let’s go communist! Why not?! It sounds PERFECT!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Ladies room talk! And buying old stuff from the Buffalo Bills stadium: how far would you go?!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Our kids are going nuts and we’re tracking it! And our house is much nicer inside than out!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Male birds and their showy colors! And you should sleep more, you idiot.Por Fully Functional Parents
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And hand gestures are really quite stupid!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Join us for the party of the year!Por Fully Functional Parents
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We enjoy another stranger’s bar mitzvah on YouTube! And I’m bad at using remotes! And David loves a lady in pearls!!(A rerun from our second season!)Por Fully Functional Parents
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And theme songs! And AI!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And I love grandpuppies too! But I hate murderously Biden!?Por Fully Functional Parents
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Do it with us now! And promote our podcast. Share it with at least three people a week or DIE!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And the story of Left Eye Lopez is sadder than I thought. Maybe don’t listen to this episode…Por Fully Functional Parents
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More LinkedIn lies! And what girls wear!!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Saturday from our first season! Listen to that opening!!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Why Enrique doesn’t take off that hat! And homemade chocolate treat?!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And we visit Canada! And it’s New Years Eve!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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David’s got one true love!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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A car chase witnessed only by me! And Dave and Leo go to the game!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And college kids being jerks to townies! And check out David’s company: Local Landmarks!! You’ll be glad you did!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And he’s gonna dominate!! Cause it’s as easy as it looks!And I miss Stratego! Anyone have it and I can borrow it?Por Fully Functional Parents
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Cause I can’t stop eating Chex Mix!! I can’t stop! And did you know I’m actually two people?! David fills my head with nonsense about how cool that is- and I eat it up!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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You decide! And will you ever come over for dinner again?Por Fully Functional Parents
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And I can’t wink back!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Not really but maybe someday?!Por Fully Functional Parents
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David screws up his job! Big time!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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I can’t handle the gossip! And how do you prepare for an interview? Well, first you PREPARE!!Por Fully Functional Parents
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Cause our kids grow up too fast! And enjoy it all! Cause our ancestors didn’t get the same chance. Learn about them and your family’s past, it’ll give you perspective and will scare you into a great life!! And yes, chocolates for Valentine’s Day!Por Fully Functional Parents
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And stinky crotches! And responding too quickly to a text!Por Fully Functional Parents
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