The one where Walken talks about dragons and raping Harry Potter. Season Zero - Episode 01: From Hoofcast 3 - Walkendorf Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show…

The one where Walken talks about the end of season two and flatulence. SEASON TWO FINALE Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Home Depot and Wikipedia. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Nigel's video game habits and Jam. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Candy Corn and Cigarettes. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Gotham City and Metropolis. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Justin Timberlake and Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about the handicapped and Laffy Taffy. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about cat suicide and YouTube. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Nigel's compost pile and Tom Bodett. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about amputees and people from Bulgaria. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the Rubik's Cube and Hellraiser. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Steve Jobs and Bill Gates. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken makes a public apology and a recent trip to the zoo. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Nigel's video game habits and the plight of slavery. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about mexi-nuggets and Korn. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about slavery and gummy worms. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about dildos and Land of Ports, Maine. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about eating a child and the marvels of modern popcorn. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about his new neighbors and love of Nerf Basketball. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about ugly people and his recent reading list. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken discovers the cure for all diseases and the best way to make an omelet. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken returns to his roots and exposes Nigel for what he really is. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about The Social Network and whoring himself out for $5. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Drew Carey and Flickr. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the MTV Video Music Awards and Hoofcast. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Carmelo Anthony and Two and a Half Men. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Hurricane Earl and the NFL Preseason. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Jennifer Aniston and Sammy Sosa. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the Pakistan Flood and Barack Obama. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Shark Week and Jello Pudding Pops. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about BP and Yahoo. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the Shake Weight and Paul the Octopus. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about the 4th of July and Facebook. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Michael Jackson and Deadliest Catch. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the Laker riots and Hockey. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the NBA Finals and Betty White. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about Ronnie James Dio and the World Cup. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the flooding in Nashville and 2012. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!

The one where Walken talks about the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico and the Arizona Immigration Bill. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about Ghost Busters 3 and the NBA playoffs. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…

The one where Walken talks about the Eyjafjallajokull Volcano and the Tea Party Protests. Warning! This program is a work of fiction and does not represent the thoughts or views of Christopher Walken. The show contains adult language, situations and overly descriptive content. In other words. Don't listen to this show!…