Family friendly black face with a side of revenge pornPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Greene enter a hole of insipid frustration by watching HypnoticPor The Catastrophe Section

Cocaine fueled nonsense based on the norman mailer book of the same name. Cameron, Aaron, and Greene are bebaffled by this and have all gone on benders after watching this and also may have killed someone without remembering but we wont know until the end of the epPor The Catastrophe Section

we done do a podcast for once golly gee we sure showed up and recorded one about this here movie over there uh huhPor The Catastrophe Section

We watch one bad of the movie, old man do high school bad and tries to fuck a sister widowPor The Catastrophe Section

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Cameron and Aaron watch the moon...fallthe moon comes down and thats bad ok, what more could you want?!I've got some pressing business on my deskPor The Catastrophe Section

we have a watch of Collateral Beauty, some more saccharin bullshit from Allan LoebPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron return to Frogtown to find Robert Z'Dar pretending to be rowdy roddy piper.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Greene discuss their favorite thing about earth, and the most bullyable movie.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron watch Thinner, in which the mafia help a lawyer stop a roma curse for some reasonPor The Catastrophe Section

We do a table read of an episode of Raymond for some reason, I don't know why but here you go.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron torment themselves with 90s tropes and awful slapstick with the Carrot Top movie Chairman of the BoardPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo-Aaron discover the horrors of the sheet press and the joys of a marble mouthed protagonistPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo-Aaron watch what someone deemed an acceptable plot for a movie.Gary Oldman does some dorf nonsense instead of hiring an actual little person, usually leading to some fake doll legs while he hides in a couchPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron endure through a mire of mediocrity, wherein Chevy Chase yawns lines and Jon Voight hams it up drinking ooze for powerPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Greene slog through another dumb rat movie with trashy pop songs continually rattling throughout our skullsPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron stare into the uncanny valley and it stares backPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Greene slogged through some ugly rodents scampering around computer cables for an hour and a halfPor The Catastrophe Section

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Cameron and Aaron review the 1999 cult horror movie Idle HandsPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Greene trudge through the misery of a chipwreckingPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Greene slog through the mire of the early 2000's and threaten to kiss James Gunn in an alley whilst discussing shitty ghosts and old men's child labor camp dreamsPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron watch Brian Taylor's(of crank fame) new horror flickPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Glen discuss the 1981 insane incest movie about bathtubs and greek islands, and lets not forget the pile of sexual harassment and digging of graves!Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron watched the Kirk Cameron "movie" Saving Christmas, a film in which, whilst talking about the virtues of the real life saint nicholas, it shows him murdering a man over a disagreement whilst dubstep plays. it is a real treat of a trash moviePor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron review for one of the Andrew Dice Clay vehicle where we watch an unlikable character trudge through a slapdash plotPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron discuss the movie with arguably the worst werewolf transformations of all time. Also there's some romance with an artist and some weird prophecy, because of course there is!Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron discuss the way too expensice Geostorm and watch faceless CGI nobodies die to absurd CGI over the top weatherPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron finish out Sequel September with one of the worst movies ever made. Also, why do these babies want to fuck?Por The Catastrophe Section

As part of Sequel September, Cameron and Aaron watched the smurfs 2Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron , Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron all gear up for "Women Are Objects: The Movie" not to mention the whole cancer snake thingPor The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Glen watch the 2002 cinematic sigh that is The Country Bears.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo-Aaron watch the most ridiculous of bond movies. The sexism is rampant, the power glove is present, and space lasers shoot at ice palaces. Also madonna is in this and did the theme, which is terrible.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch a fat boys vehicle/cash-in where the bad guy plot makes no sense, the weird 80s attitude towards sex is abundant, and Coke and Dominos ads are baked in.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron accidentally watched a rape movie with Madonna. oh boy was it tone deaf and awful and none of the characters are likable in any regard.Por The Catastrophe Section

work life balance... from space!Cameron, Aaron, and Sean talk about Hulk Hogan literally being a space man who is told he works too much and to take a vacation after an assassination. He proceeds to drink antifreeze, assault mimes, and achieve sexual climax while surrounded by children and playing an arcade game which smokes and surrenders to him a…

Cameron, Aaron and Glen watch a monkey play baseball and drive a drunk Matt LeBlanc home in splendid cartoon fashion.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and guest Glen watch some high budget Hollywood garbage, where in the only meaningful take away is Jeff Bridges saying lap-dancing and just garbling all of his lines. Also Ryan Reynolds is there kind of.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron dig into this christmas movie all about work/life balance and getting to the meeting at the end. Once more Tim Allen plays a guy getting a paycheck.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch a live abortion in the form of 2016's Nine Lives. Imagine the live action Garfield movies, and lower the quality by about 30% and you have one of the move phoned in, by the books family comedy of the century.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron and Aaron go on a journey through a world of grease with The Greasy Strangler, and come out the other end bemused and amazed. The question of everyone's minds now it, do you like oily grapefruit?Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron attempt to discuss the sequel to Bruce Almighty, wherein Steve Carell is noah and... a congressman? Normal family comedy beats are trod, with a heap of god slapped on top for good measure.iTunes: http://apple.co/24DSheXStitcher: http://bit.ly/1yzhgdyFacebook: http://bit.ly/1SYOhuvEmail us at catastrophesection@gmail…

Cameron and Aaron watch some classic bad horror with A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Chalk full of homoerotic subtext, and campy kills, not to mention the best 50s dad accompanied by the 'clean your room' subplotPor The Catastrophe Section

Welcome to butts the movie! There are asses, explosions, and... choreographed dance sequences?Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron watch the Charlie's Angels sequel, because we hate ourselves. Listen to our seething hate and vitriol, because we all love schadenfreude.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and special guest Sean are back in this episode of Catsex, wherein we discuss the 2001 Tim Allen failure that is Joe Somebody. One of the most checklisty, trope filled messes we've seen and we love it for its insanity laden predictability.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch the entire genre of comedy get aborted and obliterated in this unwatchable terrible compilation of "funny" sketches acted by some of the best actors in the business. Unfortunately, nothing can save this historically bad mess of a film. Man, do I hate this movie.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, and returning guest Pseudo-Aaron delve deep into the Gravel-verse with the Flintstones prequel.Por The Catastrophe Section

Cameron, Aaron, Glen, and Sean bang our heads against the wall that is The Cat in the Hat. over, and over, and over again we watch even more trashy family comedies... I think we have a problem or 5.Por The Catastrophe Section