It's that time again! Time to get SpOoOoOky! Topics include: Tom's headphones go missing, and then mysteriously reappear; Mike is accosted by an old man because of his shirt; litterboxes in classrooms?; conservatives; what if you get attacked by a Dracula?; movies; phobias; the "Marinara Trench"; is "filmically" a word?; last meals of death row inm…

I basically put a red pepper flake in my eye during this episode, and it really, really hurt. Topics include: Guy Fieri; half-assed dopplegangers; time travel; celebrity impersonators; Truth.com ads; dogs; Justin Beiber confronts rude fans; F.A.T.A.L.; mental illness; pepper spray; being out of shape #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GuyFieri…

Little know fact, FedEx is short for Federation Excelsior. Topics include: we welcome Diz to the Gaming Channel; longing for Thanksgiving; time travel; Would You Rather?; Overrated or Underrated?; generic cars; pranks #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Thanksgiving #timetravel #Beatles #tea #vintagesoda #jellopuddingpops #USPS #NewYorkStyle #p…

Mike may be a hobbit, but he's a damned successful one! Topics include: poopy shrimp; sick penis; propaganda; Tom hates sitcoms; Mike visits New Jersey; penile law #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #FamilyMatters #BigBangTheory #NewJersey #hobbit #FreedomRock #Scientology Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com…

Is it true? Is the Cybertruck really just an SUV with PS1 graphics? Topics include: the Four Amishmen of the Apocalypse; Thing, The Thing, and John Carpenter's The Thing; unusual sports, real, or invented?; The Walkening; Elon Musk; RFK and his bear #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #cardboardtubefightingleague #wifecarrying #shovelracing #Poo…

Join us as we explore the world of AI-generated music, the definition of Shoegaze, drinking hard liquor as a substitute for water, and more! Topics include: Mike is repairing and restoring a guitar, this song of the week brought to you by AI (Suno); should cover songs stay true to the original, or be reinterpretations of the original?; the definiti…

Feeling nostalgic? So are we! Topics include: Tom is sometimes ashamed of his own podcast; summer games we played as kids; young Tom was a bully; terrible bathroom stories; Mad Magazine; 80's and 90's toys #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #GhostsInTheGraveyard #TVTag #Photon #Lasertag #HordakSlimePit #Crossfire #Pogoball #Spytech #bullying Ca…

Ambers joins us once again, with an armful of quizzes and her special type of positivity. Topics include: generic candy; proper bong usage; dong ia a funny word; a shitty Willy Wonka exhibit; Ben Schwartz's improv tour; fake news vs real news; a quiz about fried foods; a quiz about Pride month #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #genericcandy #b…

This week's episode was brought to you by Crappy Equipment! We were able to record on our phones, but because of this, I wasn't given a video feed with both our faces on it at the same time. The cuts were all automatically done by Zoom upon converting the file, so they look like shit. Also, it sounds like shit, for multiple reasons. On the plus sid…

Andy the Squirrel teaches Mike a thing or two about life as a city squirrel. Topics include: baseball caps; keeping toys in the packaging; bespoke action figures; secret peeing; phantom pooping techniques; a visit from Andy P. Squirrel; movie plot mashups; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndyPSquirrel #baseballcaps #collectabletoys #actionf…

Mike seriously did take a butter bath, don't let him try to tell you otherwise. Topics include: alcoholic slushies; Tom has dental work done; Mike's oldest daughter graduates from college; a visit from Dr. Phill McDraw; the real Dr. Phil and his stuntmen buddies; Minor League Baseball team names; Marilyn Manson with a mullet; beer #podcast #funny #…

Nothing like the indignity of being bitten in the head to add to the general bullshit of gym class. Topics include: the Pure Moods CD; Smashmouth; Fallout TV show; reading; dog problems; head bites and other gym class activities; beer; the time astronaut John Young smuggled a sandwich into space; who Tweeted it, Kevin Sorbo, Rob Schneider, or Randy…

Because who doesn't need another phobia? Topics include: novelty t-shirts; inflammatory bumper stickers; skin tags; name brands versus generic brands; kangaroo meat; toilet snakes; Amazon Safari; Nair on balls and other bad ideas; Andy Dick; Fallout TV show #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #noveltytshirts #bumperstickers #skintags #namebrands…

It's kind of like a combination of acupuncture and arts & crafts! Topics include: what constitutes a sauce?; Gripe Water; social media pranksters; Boomer thinks selling illegal immigrants is a good idea; school official nearly loses job in AI framejob; voting eligibility limitations; Trump the Idiot God King; freckle networking; Joe Kenda #podcast …

The question is not, should I buy one of those things with the camera on them that you can stick into your ear; the question is, can I stick it in my pee hole? Topics include: birds of prey; getting old; eye-to-dick coordination; the 2024 solar eclipse; drinking; Caitlyn Jenner; earwax cameras; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #eagles #birdso…

I can't even get a decent 5G signal up here!!! Topics include: was Jesus a zombie or a lich?; aliens and space travel; was Bob Ross a serial killer?; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Reginald Vel Johnson; separating the art from the artist; Paul Blart Mall Cop 2; Dan Schneider and the plight of child actors; remaking bad movines into good ones; Nicholas C…

Mike looks like Goldilocks in this episode. If you're only listening to the podcast, you obviously won't see that, but if you're watching it on YouTube, maybe it'll distract the fuck out of you like it did Tom. Topics include: names for toes; sexual feng shui; Andrew Tate; playing a didgeridoo; cats #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #AndrewTat…

"Funny, kinda heavy, and then adorable." Mike's take on this week's episode. Topics include: various types of pudding; dukage; MIMAL; Vermin Supreme; Steven Seagal; some dude creepin' on Mike's steeze; thorazine dick; stone soup; AI; conservative family moves to Russia and immediately regret it; Tucker Carlson/Putin interview; Jon Stewart; a dose o…

Hey!!! I was listening to that AM radio station! Topics include: Smurf porn; internet smack talk; thanks, I'm cured!; Valentines Day; we get locked into a food spiral; Lego Masters and other Nerd Artisans; Red Dwarf; fishboots; thieves steal 200 foot radio tower that was actively transmitting in AM; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #smurfporn…

Have you ever eaten a Slimehead? What about a Whore Egg? Topics include: Richards Simmons shrunk down into jerky; One Girl, One Brownie Recipe; peak dad; the Slimehead Family; Fairuza Balk's juicy center; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #RoyalJester #RichardSimmons #poopbrownies #dadjokes #slimehead #orangeroughy #FairuzaBalk Cartoon avatars…

We've had technical difficulties before, but this was the first time we've had to record the end of the podcast on another day. Topics include: Tom goes to a Tool concert; two bags of shoes; what do trenchcoats remind you of?; Hunter S. Thompson sightings; the Balldo; ripped Grimace; haunted smart devices; Deobra Reddie; Two Truths and a Lie; some …

It's a new year, and that means the same old bullshit! Topics include: Mike get sick and temporarily gains a superpower; the January gym rush; bad movies and good television; beating bad habits; Pre Malone; Only Fans trash; Don Cheadle as Captain Planet; Crisco kisses #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #januarygymrush #badhabits #postmalone #on…

Collecting episodes 68 through 70. Bits and segments included: Grundle Tales; Human Blunderbuss; Butt Plugs are for Everyone; Desiccated Plums; Preheating a Microwave; Must Be a Lie; Jimmy Horrible; Brown; The Funk; "Yeah, right!"; I Don't Need Your Fucking Charity; The Rootin’, Tootinest Lawyer in the West; Mike's Spy Cam Network; Bingo Gang; Barn…

Its that time again! BE SURE TO JOIN US ON NEW YEAR'S EVE AT 11 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME AS WE STREAM LIVE FROM GAMING WITH TOM & MIKE: https://www.youtube.com/live/1uAS6VXF0PM?si=_TLhw5xAJUuV7KfL Topics include: holiday equity; Santa is more plausible than Jesus; Santa whupped a dude's ass; favorite Christmas memories; weight loss; wearing cologne…

Tom gets very drunk on Mad Elf. Topics include: that Folger's commercial... you know, THAT one; pet stories; analog kids in a digital age; the in's and out's of being a bald person; Masons #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #thatfolgerscommercial #pets #masons Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***…

He stood there, his mustache resplendent, his red hot member waving madly in the air. And then somebody shot him. It was fucked. Topics include: vitamin C dreams; deli adventures; the resurgence of DVD players; steroid use; Deadwood; having a cool jean jacket; cashing that paycheck; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #vitaminc #dvdplayer #stero…

Due to a serious equipment failure, the podcast will be on break for awhile. I'll be posting updates whenever possible.Por Tom Cash and Mike Kinkley

This episode originally featured an argument which wasn't funny enough to keep. There are undercurrents of it throughout the episode, see if you can guess what it was about! Topics include: Dr. Pimple Popper; Gilbert Gottfried's real voice (legitimate source); huggist; somebody farts on Mike for a change; a lotta work for not a lotta meat; choking …

We completely lose our shit and start talking about anally inserted butts. Listen to Mike and Brandon's new podcast, Milkin' It, here: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/57417524 Topics include: Mike is accosted my Laura Engels era maidens at a Les Claypool show; cheesesteak/cheese stick/cheese snake/cheesedick; Milkin' It; the proper pronunciation o…

Mike relentlessly farts his way through life and refuses to apologize for it any longer. Meanwhile, Tom wants to do away with the need to dispose of bodily waste. Topics include: Ten Years After; Static-X; Tom takes his nephew to his first show; going back to the gym; New Game Plus IRL; pork at work; Yuengling Lager is overrated; sports fans; A Nig…

We tried. We really did. But we just can't keep on topic long enough to be properly SpOoKy! We would like to dedicate this episode to the memory of Rodrigo Moro. Rest in Peace, buddy. Topics include: is gore considered horror?; trick or treating in the 80s versus today; mental health meals; once you become a ghost, you gotta answer to other ghosts …

Who knew the Amish were such a rich vein of comedy? Topics include: Trivium; Taylor Swift; Tom's resolution: more rock tees, tats, and shows; Beeker is a huge pervert; fantostomy bag; Are Tacos Sandwiches? - An Improv Sketch; cereal + milk = soup?; a definition for Walking Taco; The Amish Dick Punch #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Trivium #…

After two wholesome episodes in a row, I guess we needed to get some of the nasty out, because right out of the gate we're like 120 miles an hour with the toilet humor. You love it. Topics include: piss reduction; poop schedules; McDonalds; working at Hardee's; Boris (an improv game); The Hu; Death From Above 1979; guitars; Halloween decorations; E…

In this super-long travelogue, Tom's nephew tells of his visit to Japan. It's a tale of daring, adventure, and an astonishing lack of self-preservation. #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #Japan #travel #travelogue #exploration #comingofage #JohnHughes Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud ***********…

Something is off, here, Mike... did you get a haircut or something? Topics include: Steve Harvey; the Wheel of Fortune PS4 game; RIP Bob Barker; Starfield; Baldur's Gate 3; concerts; Suicidal Tendencies; Danzig is a terrible homeowner; sleep studies; car salesmen; who would win in a fight, Tom or Mike? #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #SteveH…

It's not what you're thinking. Probably. Topics include: repulsively sweet tea; boiled peanuts; Tom introduces his niece to D&D; comics; shitty celebrities; hot weather; Tom's Army days; too much sugar; more Army stuff; Dave Matthews; weed shits?; superheroes; Tom's cat Simon is also a soda douche #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #sweettea #b…

Collecting episodes 64 through 67. Bits and segments included: That's just God testing you; if it's in the bible, it must be true; stealth jerkin'; Down on Mike's farm; Tom is a farm expert; don't wizz on the electric fence; exploding hot dogs; human adaptability; St. Peter's favorite part of the job; Mrs. Cunty; healthy boundaries; the dangers of …

Would YOU subscribe to a Tom & Mike Onlyfans? Topics include: Tom talks about his new living situation; we bemoan Brandon's schedule; Mike's mystery floor; Pete Davidson; medical marijuana; unintentional edging; firing dildos at Donald Trump; Douglas Adams; politics; let people enjoy things; Alex Skolnick Trio; mac glocky; a Tom & Mike Onlyfans? #p…

Leroy plays with a variety of suspiciously-named objects and insults Juggalos. In jest of course. We're down with the clown here at Story Time with Tom & Mike - whoop whoop! Topics include: Leroy plays with wood, pipe, and nipples; streaming media woes; Paul Ruebens; They Might Be Giants; Juggalos; Star Wars; Brojob; I'm Just Ken; Eddy Baker; Tom's…

Mike has never played D&D before. As a veteran DM, Tom guides Mike through a thrilling adventure in the fantastical land of Hobbleton. Join us as we meet strange people, fight stranger creatures, and explore bizarre locations! This is part one of what will likely be an ongoing, episodic series, to be released every 4 - 6 weeks! #dnd​​​​​​​ #dungeon…

What the devil is going on here?!? Tom is Mike? Mike is Tom? And what's this, a live action cooking show? Why, it could only be the 200th episode special! There'll be classic stories retold, new stories of stuff that never happened, gross over-exaggerations, and a whole slew of special appearances from friends of the show! This one's for all the fa…

Mike fucks around and finds out. Topics include: Brandon has never seen an episode of Gilligan's Island; a truly lost tourist; we somehow conflate the following people as some sort of ultraperson: Jackie Collins, Jackie Moon, Jackie Robinson, Robert Patterson, Robert Pattison, Robert Patrick, and Richard Patrick; more tour bus stories; Real Dolls a…

Tony has some ideas for a new podcast to pitch to Tom and Mike. Topics include: DIY layaway; sorting Nine Inch Nails albums by Halo order; the outrageous cost of vinyl; young actors and old veterans; new podcast ideas; talking on the phone in a public bathroom; egg salad as a gentle enemy; intentionally leaving trash at somebody's house for them to…

Still better than rotting pieces of ham used as currency! Topics include: King Lazy Eye; Cobra Man; Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band; World's Worst (an improv game) #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #KingLazyEye #CobraMan #ReverendPeyton #WorldsWorst #improv #standup Tom's Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoryTimeTom1 Mike's Twitter: https://twitt…

From the dark recesses of 1980s television to our AI overlords, things get a little serious in this episode. Topics include: body odor; mosquitoes; Drakkar Noir; showering daily; childhood trauma; dark episodes of 1980s family sitcoms; The Algorithm; the singularity; Monsters of the Week include McDonalds, Congress, SCOTUS, and rude shoppers; King …

Tom and Jimmy both get drunker, and things get deeper. Topics include: family relationships; stupid comments from Blue Check Twitter accounts; who would you bang if you had the "hall pass", guy & girl edition; favorite actors; Jimmy's motorcycle #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #family #familyrelationships #bluecheckmark #twitter #hallpass #m…

Jimmy sets a bold example for Tom and Mike by doing the entire show without a shirt. Don't worry, he's been doing CrossFit. Topics include: fitness and diet; wine; technology; management jobs suck; be a smart soldier; more on bad managers; sexual harrassment; the Titan sub; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #crossfit #wine #encyclopedia #Dewey…

Look, YOU try to come up with an explanation for Pete Davidson, okay? Topics include: fashion: form versus function; government whistleblower reports non-human crafts have been captured; panspermia; is Pete Davidson a space alien?; car part villians; are asexual romantic relationships with cats okay?; getting old; weaponized shitting #podcast #funn…

I... well... you see... you know what? I'm just gonna let Amber handle this one. Topics include: what if Story Time with Tom & Mike were a theme restaurant?; the wrong hole at the wrong time (butt stuff); tiny rave; more butt stuff; Quiz: what do these lyrics from queer bands say about us?; #podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #themerestaurant #s…

Put yo' hands in the air, if your internet connection drops and you just don't care! Topics include: Emperor Norton I; rat kings; aggressive drivers; leaving the toilet seat up; xenon headlights; weaponized children; Battle Tapes; Scissor Sisters; Mother Mother #EmperorNortonI #ratking #aggressivedrivers #toiletseat #xenonheadlights #weaponizedchil…