IN THE NORTHERN DARKNESS there is a fish and his name is K'un. The K'un is so huge I don't know how many thousand li he measures. He changes and becomes a bird whose name is P'eng. The back of the P'eng measures I don't know how many thousand li across and, when he rises up and flies off, his wings are like clouds all over the sky. When the sea beg…

The podcast that created audio content service and Alberta-based comedy podcast licensing and franchising. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

The Original Kings of Western Canadian Gabber are back. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Chris leaves the comfort of the primary studio to join Keifer in the satellite studio. He and Sam had to brave airport security, a freak blizzard, and spicy lamb vindaloo on their journey to Alberta. Elaine from Sports Are Gay stops in and has a gay old time. Why did people stop drawing us as dogs? That didn't end. Please draw us as dogs. http://fa…

Considering the possibility of becoming horny. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Ten away from the big time. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Killing it with these spoonerisms. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Momo's come and gone, but ALBERTA PODCAST is here forever. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Bringing the convoy back. Examine your bull's warts. This episode brought to you by GHOSTBUSTERS 3 starring Margaret Cho and Awkwafina. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com http://albertafightsback.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

It's the ALBERTA PODCAST Valentine's Day special, coming to you LIVE from the oceans of Pandora, with special guest The Black Mamba. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com http://thedollnextdoor.caPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

This is your audio Daily Double: this semi-weekly news and information podcast regularly features stories on dead animals, horny animals and disco animals. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com http://wolvesofodin.ca/…

The Piss Boys (a.k.a. the Yellow River Gang [a.k.a. Chris, Keifer, George and Hayden]) ride again in search of animal carcasses and quality German candy. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Welcome to Foreskins, the gay men's golf podcast, with your hosts Gwendolyn Prescott-Tate and Lloyd Blumfeld III. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Bring out the fine silverware and the white linen tablecloth for a delicious spread of comedy podcast, a rare medium well done. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Happy 2019, The official Year of the Rat but also the Year of the Dog and later the Pig as well. https://www.hipcast.com/podcast/HH37nhgX https://timeboyband.bandcamp.com/album/ponoka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpx2DoaDgn4 http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalbertahttp:/ /instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@pr…

Leanne and Elaine from Sports are Gay and Stephen from Steven Tyler Book Club join Keifer for a nice time. It's fun to get together with friends to talk about current events. https://soundcloud.com/sportsaregay http://stylerpod.libsyn.com/ http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast alber…

We read the comments so you don't have to. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Say hello to the new bad boys of curling. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

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Baby names! Get your baby names here! http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Never knew how much that Japanese boy meant to me. http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Who are your guys you fucked? http://facebook.com/albertapodcast http://twitter.com/podcastalberta http://instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Nicole. Nicole? Nicole!! facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Elaine of SPORTS ARE GAY joins us for a debrief on the Derek Fildebrant interview, then we dive off the deep end back into the usual mire of racists doing racism. Happy birthday to me. https://soundcloud.com/sportsaregay facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com…

We did a real journalism, all by ourselves! Keifer sits down with Derek Fildebrandt, Leader of the Freedom Conservative Party of Alberta. Derek reveals much about himself, including his Fursona. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com…

Mud boggin', fecklessness, institutional racism and other certain signs of the apocalypse. Keifer plays the keyboard. NWO for life. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Celebrate the long weekend with 10 to 20 minutes of bonus content. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

This is a gender studies Podcast. Wear headphones and turn this one WAY up. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Nik Gunt, Juan Too Die, Fuzzy Cupid, Denver Boot, a blood descendant of Ed Whalen and more. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

One thumb up for another edition of ALBERTA PODCAST. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

It's hard out here for a content creator. Chris Valentine sings his way through a cavalcade of greatest hits of Alberta's finest songstresses. Some news is read along the way, and an emotional breakdown over the poor quality of the show is had. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@proton…

I regret not saying "Nathan FILLion all of my holes!" in this episode. A fun interactive listening game is to find the moment when that joke would have worked and then yell it out to yourself. Podcasting comes alive. This episode is brought to you by ABC's new dramatic series NOT FIREFLY facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instag…

I spoil the movie Billy Jack in this one. Watch Billy Jack. That's the guy on this week's cover image. TIME HAS COME TODAY!Por Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Sorry Folks, Chris is back. What does k.d. Lang have in common with a bunch of rich guys? Who's the top elephant around here? Where can you see Nala Cat? What even is a mall? Who the fuck is Jason Aldean? Which one of these dang pedals is the brake?!?!!! The answers to these questions, and much more on this Alberta Podcast. facebook.com/albertapodc…

Join us for our exclusive interview with Kelly Pocha, The Racist Denny's Woman. Also in this episode: Brock, Steve, Hayden, and Danny all crowd into the studio to scream like goats and talk about Brock's mom. Let's go to the REAL Wendy's (the one in Vauxhall) so that we can get our blood sugar up before we use a shovel in a new and exciting way. We…

Chris isn't in this one either. It's just Hayden and Keifer sharing the old family secrets. Two brothers talking about piss. Sorry Mom and Dad. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com https://timeboyband.bandcamp.com/album/ponoka…

Everyone gets a Positive Reinforcement Ticket for listening to this week's Alberta Podcast! Cry Havoc and get spinny in Edmonton. Call Poland and tell them that you're having a great time in the mountains. Protect your damn Garden. Find out how the automatic toilet works. Special thanks to our special guests Scott and Hayden. Hayden's Band is Timeb…

This ALBERTA PODCAST is extra-topical, as we discuss all that's on the bleeding edge: Steve Jobs, Timothy Leary, Minutemen and the weather. Let's go muddin'! facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

No potentially libellous or slanderous statements made in this episode of ALBERTA PODCAST... guaranteed. Keep ringin' those bells, chiming in, telling people all about both sides. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.comPor Chris Valentine and Keifer Dallison

Another quality episode of ALBERTA PODCAST delivered on budget and on time. Chris and Keifer reflect on some luminaries from past episodes and look ahead to the future. Start your own religion. Be your own cop. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagram.com/albertapodcast albertapodcast@protonmail.com…

This episode is like a cup of that delicious drink, coffee: energizing, but very dark. Baby talk, fake news, gun violence, letters from Lethbridge, and insulting the memory of our First World War dead; ALBERTA PODCAST is all chat and no prattle. Stay tuned after the episode for the continued adventures of Ed Whalen in Hell... facebook.com/albertapo…

ALBERTA PODCAST is going down -- way down. This week Chris and the Dallison Boyz are bringing you audio drama, Alberta's wildest police chases, big money and bitcoin. Will Ed Whalen and 'Bulldog' Bob Brown escape the clutches of Jordan 666 Peterson? Will Chris make it to the Keg in time? The answers to these questions and more are not in this episo…

From Alberta to the world. From Saskatchewan to Sinaloa. This XXL-sized Alberta Podcast is packed with vital information, especially if you recently bought some cocaine in Saskatoon. We're kicking it down a notch with natural highs and gondola rides. It's 100% clean Christian improv comedy and it's more fun than cutting off your own balls with the …

The more things change, the more they stay the same. We travel deep into the past with the Calgary Herald and to the not-too-distant future where Alberta is basically The Purge but real. Funiculars, gondolas, sword crime, plane ice, punji schemes, rock climbing and honest crooks abound. facebook.com/albertapodcast twitter.com/podcastalberta instagr…

Chris and Keifer are back in the saddle, so to speak, and taking a special look today at magazines targeted at the modern Alberta cow-man, reviews of the pet store at the West Edmonton Mall that got closed down, and getting to the bottom (or the centre, or maybe the edges) of the Flat Earth conspiracy. And we never hesitate to ridicule Jason Kenney…

Come knock on the door of the ALBERTA PODCAST speakeasy. On tap tonight: the inaugural Crime Rodeo, DNA reconstruction tech, bad cops, our fancyboy Prime Minister and ridculing surviving World War II veterans. Why put your money in your mattress when you can put it in videos about how white people are the real victims of racism? Chris 'Don Juan Ghe…

It's another Chris Free Episode (CFE). Scott, Emily, and Greg join Keifer in the Alberta Studio to read some letters. Should we be allowed to shoot people if they're drunk? What will become of the big pipeline? Where should you go if you want to make out with boys in Cochrane? Is it actually cool and good to touch bears on the tummy? Is your space …

Happy Lunar New Year to friends-of-the-show Chloe Kim and Margaret Cho. We're getting the droogs together for brunch with Frito-Lay and Pepsi-Co, taking a romantic chairlift ride, destroying the traditions of the Edmonton CFL team, shredding puppers, making an internal evacuation due to a noxious odour and ending the socialist NDP policy of perform…

This is a special emergency session of Alberta Podcast recorded live at an inter-provincial peace summit held in Vancouver, BC at the corporate headquarters of unserious "gaming" podcast Super Hopped-Up. For more information on Super Hopped-Up, do a Google search for that name. No other podcast comes up. Not like a certain someone we could name... …

Alberta Podcast is for the children. This episode goes out to all the halal beef boys and all the 3D printer girls in Generation Zed who are going to take this dust bowl the Millennials made and turn it into something FUTURETECH. Plus: more mayhem in Red Deer, BC and Alberta standing on the brink of war, the Kent Hehr Defense Force, trouble in Tabe…