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Skit Your Shorts is a short stories sketch comedy podcast hosted by comedy writer, Dutch Foley, and an evil-ish AI program named, Plot Bot 9000. Each week, Plot Bot challenges Dutch and his friends with the task of making him laugh with hilarious sketches and short stories. If they fail to launch his giggle code, (01101000 01100001) he promises to initiate the robot wars and destroy all humans. Can comedy save the world? Find out in the next episode! While listening Skit Your Shorts, you may ...
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Do you like clowns? Me either. Fishsticks? "Meh," you say. Okay, how about murder? Yeah, I knew I'd get you with that one! Who doesn't like a good ol' fashion murder? And why am I asking so many questions? Should I shut up now so you can listen to this funky fresh new episode? (In the voice of Kevin from Home Alone 2 via a Talkboy) You got it!…
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Self-written obituaries, hot new torture devices for spies, and time restraints to being polite
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What happens when you're sick and try to write and record a new episode of Skit Your Shorts? Well, you get this episode! So if it's painful to listen to, I blame it on the sickness that I am 100% not down with...you hear me, Disturbed? But if you do want to hear a story about obituaries, spies, and holding doors read in really awful accents, give i…
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Dracula discusses interest rates with his realtor, a perfectly good monster mash is ruined by a jerk, and special guest, horror writer, Cliff Bumgardner makes a killer dessert.
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I hope you went to the restroom before listening to this Halloween episode of Skit Your Shorts, cause it's sure to scare the poo right out of ya! Dracula hits up his realtor as he looks to downgrade his home. A fan of monsters attends a monster mash, but it's not the host he was hoping for. Special guest, Amazon bestseller in horror, Cliff Bumgardn…
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Air Stud: A Dog Wishes for No Catfishes | 80s Action Hero Man | So Your Cat Joined a Biker Gang. Now What?
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In this super rad episode of Skit Your Shorts, the short stories comedy podcast, a director creates a raunchy teen comedy script for dogs as a sequel to the Air Bud films, a toy manufacturer receives a script for a proposed 80s action figure, and advice is given on how to get your cat back after it becomes the leader of the toughest biker gang in t…
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The Time I Was Abducted by Pretty Chill Aliens | Debt Is Fun. Eat More Debt. | Opinions Are for Suckers Audiobook
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Can you believe it? It's a third episode that no one asked for! But if you're looking for some advice from a robot about improving your small-talk game, this one's for you. Dutch Foley narrates the stories this time, as Plot Bot is too busy listing off the 34,000 types of fish. Stories include butt-talking aliens, edible debt, and lessons on not gi…
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In the second episode of the smash hit (that nobody is listening to) comedy podcast, Skit Your Shorts, Plot Bot discovers the world wide web and all its dark secrets. Today's anthology of short stories includes Internet ghosts, lessons on subtly being a jerk, and farty friends. If that doesn't sell you, I don't know what will?! Perhaps the promise …
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In the first episode of this short stories comedy podcast, Skit Your Shorts, Plot Bot 9000 threatens to destroy all humans before reading three short stories. The first story, involves a nudist colony and concerns about nipples. Next, a proud father tries his best to ensure his helicopter baby grows up to be a wise mancopter. The last story, discus…
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