Chapter 209 Hogcast: Speedy Delivery podcast

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After losing our dear friend Watto, Russ did what all spiritual white boys do: travel around Asia and try various sauces and treats. We’re living, laughing, and loving now as we talk about the most nothing Marvel movie yet. Get in, we're Finlandizing Celestial Island mack. Notes: Lifesize Gardevoir plush, Sabra the IDF Superhero, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Smoking Death Star, Vivek Ground Zeroes, Gooner Vegeta, Tim Blake Nelson’s evil QR codes, Finlandizing the Celestial Island, Weeb Wolverine, Malign Powerscaler Influence, Thunderburps*, Space Angel Vtuber, Dwegonal Returns, Condom Cheese, Wimpy War 3.0: You Can (Not) Eat or “Fry Me to the Moon”, Bring Me the Poison, Paddingtonpilled, Pizza Mythbusters, Hamburger Hands, Paul Accelerationists, the Hoan Kiem Turtle, Diddygatari…

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Chapter 210 2:09:08

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Here's to the ones that we got Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you Note: Mud Snakes, Watto has passed through the Other World Check-In Station, F*CK Darth Vader, The Last Will and Testament of Watto, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Dr Pizza Stone vs Evil Mr Steel, Extreme Meals, Bobites, Dr Who style humor, will Sonic fall in love?, Templar points, Fake Gamer Elon, Maker Fancams, Strange Magic, Wattovision, Klumping it Up, Sheela na gig, DICriders, Kevin Keller’s Tickle Tapes, Zanfretta’s Aliens, The Magic Treehouse…

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Chapter 209 2:36:11

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For our special Fortnite Friday podcast, we’re joined by teenage wunderkind and independent AI thinker Ryan Warinski. He’s definitely a real guy who came on the show to talk about how epic Russ is, not just Russ with a slightly different voice. Notes: Ryan Warinski, Name Three Sexy Nintendo Characters, Ambivalently Racist Bionicles, Bonkers Miranda Right, Nerfing Sheen, Cronenberg homeowners, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Ancient Mushroom Elixir, Loyal Customer Alert, Evil Mr Steel, Curse of the Rizzbino, Inspirational Graffiti, Edgy LEGO Humor, Wire Mommy Games, Fish-man of Lierganes, House DS Game, Momentary Lily, Babygirl ate the doodoo…

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Chapter 208 2:13:26

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The movie we've all been waiting for is finally here and the world wants to know: Is it love? Yes, it's LOVE. Feliz Yaoidad everyone Notes: Mufasa is fucking dead, Biolizard confirmed, Sonic in Neom, Sip and Slurp: Sonic the DrinkNog 3 sips LATINO EDITION Feliz Sonic’s Dad, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Angry Video Game Nerd Powerscaling, Doop and Goth Rogue, Pizza Phalanx, Estus GameFuel, Indiana Jones and the Great Nugget, Blutomoding, Pizza BangBus, Maria does not get a BOOM, Sonic’s Rock and Roll Influence, It’s Happening Again, Incel Gex, The Loveland Frogmen, Drama Queen, CORRECTION: The Argentine Tegu, not monitor lizards, are “warm blooded” in that they are able to heat their bodies up to 10C above their environment https://www.newscientist.com/article/2074982-first-warm-blooded-lizards-switch-on-mystery-heat-source-at-will/ Feliz Yaoidad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaBL8CEwQWM…

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Chapter 207 2:12:41

hace 12 weeks2:12:41

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Where we hunt one we hunt all. We are Kravanon. Nothing can stop what is coming Notes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God Encoded Wife, The People’s Rhino, Kraven’s Manifesto, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Mancow’s Sandwich, Ironic Pepsi Murder, Strong Guy, French Fur Trapper Ownage, Monopods, Hut To Go, I Had the Pink Haired Woman Dream Again, Sonic 3 Predictions, Buca Nuppeppo, Woke Pope, Ave Maria Robotnik…

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Chapter 206 2:09:44

hace 13 weeks2:09:44

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Wicked fever has swept the nation and we've got the wunderkind movie reviewer Rip Gripson here to talk about it and all the other great films tearing up the box office. You'll never guess which toydarian has 1-2 queer media personalities online holding space as he defies gravity with his gas-filled flight bladder. Notes: Rip Gripson, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Apple Rankings, Corpo Food Wars, Holding Space for Watto, Wicked Mac and Cheese, Tomato Wine, Goblin Pizza, Delta Ice-Nine, Points Check-In, Asking Kids About Jelly Roll, Suezo the Kid, Tulkun Nostalgia Critic, The Virgin Serpoians vs The Chad Ausso One, AI I Love Lucy Face…

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Chapter 205 2:02:43

hace 15 weeks2:02:43

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In this post-election landscape, everyone is asking "Who will be the Joe Rogan of the left?". Well we wanna get in on the grift too by filling two niches no one has covered yet: The Alex Jones of the Left and the Hasan of the Right. Notes: The Female Prison Planet, Temu Hasan, Kiernan Shipka is Gryla, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Oh My God I Will Vote, Wattaang, The Ides of November, Gramsci’s Fanceroni, Skibidi Rizz Island, Giga-Meat, Diddy Kong Party, Pizza Oven in the White House, Cool Silverados, Big Rock Candy Zone, Pain Man, Awkward Fellowmaxxing, Beauty Zonnette…

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Chapter 204 2:41:53

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It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. And what numbers you may ask? Well of course it's the First Annual Venom & Joker Evil Clown/Goop draft. Check out Shane's games here http://harkforsooth.itch.io Notes: The Chart Hog, Joker and Venom Memorial Evil Clown & Goop Draft, The SmartWife, Doki Doki Realistic Panic Attack, The Sinister Six(?), Damn I feel like Hey Arnold, Mini XL Symbiotes, Dark vs Light Sodas, Beetlejuice Hax, The Great American Buc-ee’s Project, Morticia’s Kooky Chocolate Shake, MindofHKlum, Orbot Smoking a Cigarette, Scream Stealers, Does nobody have anything nice to say about mussels…

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Sailor Goon part 2 (Episodes 5-8) 2:10:42

hace 19 weeks2:10:42

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Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately, and uncles. NEW RULES: 1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman of Zurr-en-arrh 2. If Alan brings up any shitty Marvel/DC crossover event to make Russ feel sad, they have to put $1 in a jar and after $10 Russ gets Taco Bell, BUT he has to use the shuffle function from the app to get random food 2. Only five minutes of X-Men discussion per episode (includes our friend Glob Herman) Notes: Magia Scat, The Three Mystic Tokens, The Netflix Anime Ghetto, The Dollhouse that Queers Heterosexuality, James Cameron’s Ageplay Painting, ERP Healing, Goku’s Greatest Fear, Le Boss Bebe, Lesbian Jumpscare,The Problem with Monster Musume, The Real Magia Magenta, Latex Cube Guys, Iris’s Jerma Encounter, Fear of Cartoons, Van Helsing’s Nonstop Action,Todd’s Groyper Apology, Chilly Willy, Precure Color Theory, Isekai Uncle, Unc Draft, Northern Kremisphere, Lovely Loco, The Man Who Invented Boobs, The Secret to Improv, Icees vs Stews, Mori Predictions, Electroswing Drums of Liberation…

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Chapter 203 2:40:20

hace 21 weeks2:40:20

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In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind? Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina, Chappell Russ Man, Landmine Pizza, Wiener Coffee Pizza, LEGO Biolizard, FGC Arthur Fleck, Sexy Rat, Gyroid Gynoid, A Moratorium on The Maker…

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Sailor Goon (Episodes 1-4) 2:04:41

hace 22 weeks2:04:41

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We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling. Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls. Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a deux, Creepy Juice, Hard-Off, Bondage SSR, Pig Liver, Tasteful Pasties, Magical Girl Labor Politics, Gatchaman: Nextdoor, Heartbreak feels good in a place like this…

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Leftist SpongeBob Watchers Episode 2 2:37:08

hace 22 weeks2:37:08

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Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the Left, SpongeBourgeoise, Robot Wanda Sykes, Broom Boy Minute, SpongeBrat, Lego Pharell hat, A24 Presents The Front Room’s: The Frothed Brew - An Elevated Beverage Critique, Hegelian E-girl Nadeko, YIMBY NIMBY explainer, Conquest of Crazy Bread, The Evil Pig, A Frankenstein is Haunting Europe, Moon Viewing Pies, Evil Shadow, Warsman and Sneagator, Unabomber and Unabombshell…

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Chapter 202 2:28:04

hace 25 weeks2:28:04

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For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning. Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted Popcorn, Theater Pizza, Woke Tuah, Five Nights at Chao Garden, Shadow is not Vegeta, Menage au Gex…

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Chapter 201 2:04:40

hace 29 weeks2:04:40

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We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode. Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friendship, “Rod Dreher, Host of the Nightmare”…

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Chapter 200 2:08:43

hace 31 weeks2:08:43