My Son Tried to Murder Me

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

#True Stories #Society #Earwolf #Chris Gethard #Don't Get

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Great short Bonus Show for all our loyal podcast fans. This week a tremendous comedy team shares comedy and music...it's "Mack & Jamie" , stars of TV's "Comedy Break"; sharing loads of musical humor. Enjoy!

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My Son Tried to Murder Me

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

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published hace un año

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654 episodios

#True Stories #Society #Earwolf #Chris Gethard #Don't Get

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Curse of the Murderer's Tooth 1:17:44

hace 4 días1:17:44

1:17:44

“I did have a murderer’s fingers in my mouth a couple times.” That’s how this week’s caller kicks things off, setting the tone for an episode filled with random and often darkly hilarious stories. He and Gethard play a morbid round of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, share their mutual appreciation for one of Jersey youths’ greatest and most time-honored traditions, and dive into tales of a frugal exhibitionist and a road trip that nearly ended in disaster. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/beautiful . Indulge in affordable luxury. Go to Quince.com/beautiful for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Go to livegood.com/beautiful to save 10% on your first order.…

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America's Favorite Boy 1:18:49

hace 11 días1:18:49

1:18:49

A soon-to-be college grad, raised in Appalachia, calls in to talk about his next adventure—moving to Antarctica. But as he and Gethard dig deeper, it’s clear this journey is about more than just travel. Life’s thrown a lot at this caller, but he’s put in the work, and come out the other side. Now, with med school on the horizon, he’s taking a detour to the edge of the world. It’s a heartfelt conversation with a caller you’ll be rooting for. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL for 20% off. 20% off all IQBAR products. Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. Take the next step to improving your health: go to lumen.me/BEAUTIFUL to get 20% off your Lumen.…

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The Worst Karen 1:19:00

hace 18 días1:19:00

1:19:00

Black mold, leaving a soul-sucking sales job, and Gethard’s connection to a cross-country trip in a car full of weed. Our caller wasn’t sure where this one was going when she called in, but she and Geth take it in so many fun directions. It’s a Good Vibes episode where two people spend an hour chasing a conversation wherever it decides to roll. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 go to LiveGood.com/BEAUTIFUL to save 10% on your first order. FIFTY percent off your first haircare subscription order at Prose.com/beautiful . Indulge in affordable luxury. Go to Quince.com/beautiful for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Head to ThriveMarket.com/beautifulstories and get 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift! If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MINTMOBILE.com/BEAUTIFUL . [$45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, & restrictions apply. See MINT MOBILE for details.]…

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This Is Life. You Get One Chance to Live It. 1:27:39

hace 25 días1:27:39

1:27:39

A skydiver who swears she’s not an adrenaline junkie calls to talk with Gethard about the joys of plummeting to earth from 13,000 feet. She’s got 500 jumps under her belt, and only one of them has ended in two broken feet. She shares an action-movie-worthy story that is possibly the most harrowing tale we’ve ever heard on the show. Fair warning, this one’s intense. But it’s also fun and–if you’re looking for an excuse to do something that scares you–inspiring, too. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/beautiful . Go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL for 20% off. Get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus get FREE shipping. Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. See terms for details.…

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Sexy Renegade Clowns 1:31:41

hace 5 weeks1:31:41

1:31:41

This week’s call kicks off with a tour of the caller’s room as she describes the objects around her. And from there, it takes off in a bunch of fascinating directions–from wiener dog races, to Chicago comedy clubs, the fact that sexy renegade clowns are definitely taking over, and why we should all be living by The Artichoke Capital of the World Philosophy. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Ready to help your kids learn the value of money? Just head to acornsearly.com/BEAUTIFUL or download the Acorns Early app to get started. Sign up now and your first month is on us! Go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL for 20% off. go to LiveGood.com/BEAUTIFUL to save 10% on your first order.…

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Grandma Is a Thief 1:33:17

hace 6 weeks1:33:17

1:33:17

This week’s caller wants advice on how to spend an unexpected $40,000 gift from her kleptomaniac grandma, but what starts as a light-hearted question quickly turns introspective. She talks with Gethard about financial struggles, mental health, recovery from addiction, and the pros and cons of using the money for practical needs—showing how one windfall can spark big questions about life and growth. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Upgrade your closet this year without the upgraded price tag. Go to Quince.com/beautiful for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL for 20% off. 20% off all IQBAR products. Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000. Message and data rates may apply.…

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I Know What Living Through Hell Feels Like 1:17:57

hace 7 weeks1:17:57

1:17:57

An Uber Eats delivery driver takes Gethard along for the ride as he makes his deliveries and shares some stories from the road. In typical Beautiful/Anonymous fashion, the conversation takes a deeper turn as the caller opens up about a series of challenges that would stop most people in their tracks and shares how he’s found meaning in pushing through. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 20% off all IQBAR products. Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. Upgrade your closet this year without the upgraded price tag. Go to Quince.com/beautiful for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Eclusive trial offer: FIFTY percent off your first haircare subscription order at Prose.com/beautiful . Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/BEAUTIFUL . [$45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, & restrictions apply. See MINT MOBILE for details.]…

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The System Is Wrong 1:30:39

hace 8 weeks1:30:39

1:30:39

This week’s caller shares an incredible story about receiving a tough phone call regarding her ex-husband and the lessons it taught her about the broken justice system. She opens up about standing up for what's right, even when the system fails, and being a voice for those who can’t defend themselves. It's a compelling reminder of why doing the right thing matters, even—and especially—when it's not the easy thing. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Follow Beautiful/Anonymous on our new TikTok: @beautiful.anonymous Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to That Show hosted by Gethard at UCB Theatre. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 20% off all IQBAR products. Text BEAUTIFUL to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/beautiful Head to ThriveMarket.com/beautifulstories and get 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift! Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL at checkout. Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at MINTMOBILE.com/BEAUTIFUL . [$45 upfront payment required (equivalent to $15/mo.). New customers on first 3 month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, & restrictions apply. See MINT MOBILE for details.]…

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2025 New Year's Resolutions 1:46:28

hace 9 weeks1:46:28

1:46:28

As per tradition, Gethard chats with callers two minutes at a time to hear their big plans for 2025. From tackling one of the toughest hikes in the United States to diving deeper into their kink community to simply “keep killing it,” this year’s resolutions are as varied and unique as ever. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Go to Quince.com/beautiful for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order! Go to livegood.com/beautiful to save 10% on your first order. Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL at checkout. Listen to Constant Wonder wherever you get your podcasts.…

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Picking a New Name 1:13:10

hace 10 weeks1:13:10

1:13:10

This week's caller has a simple pitch: help me pick a new name. What follows is a fun and free-wheeling discussion about names, identity, and all the ways we define ourselves. Oh, and Orville Peck. A lot of this call is about Orville Peck. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 In addition to Orville Peck, Gethard and our caller also discuss: Willi Carlisle Dale Hollow Sierra Ferrell John-Allison Weiss David Dondero…

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My Son Tried to Murder Me 1:23:22

hace 11 weeks1:23:22

1:23:22

"It was like an episode of Dateline." Gethard takes a call from a mom with an unbelievable story—her son tried to kill her. What follows is an intense, deeply human conversation about survival, healing, and the complex realities of mental health. The caller opens up about her journey through trauma, therapy, and finding her footing again, all while showing a sharp sense of humor and an unshakable spirit. It’s a heavy one, but also full of hope, as she shares how she’s turned her pain into purpose, becoming an advocate for others. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to join deleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL at checkout. Follow 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. Go to Quince.com/beautiful for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!…

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Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek 1:22:37

hace 12 weeks1:22:37

1:22:37

Look, this one is about Star Trek . Specifically, it’s about one stoned fan's deep love for Star Trek: The Next Generation . They call in to chat with Gethard about Klingon sex, favorite episodes, and the show's philosophical allure. At its heart though, this is a conversation about passion, nostalgia, and the joy of diving deep into what you love. Whether or not you're a Trekkie, that's something we can all understand. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive audio including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Help your family members share and capture their stories this holiday season with StoryWorth. Go to StoryWorth.com/beautiful today and save $10 on your first purchase! Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at talkspace.com/beautiful Follow 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. Listen to Constant Wonder wherever you get your podcasts.…

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Sexting in Korean 1:21:20

hace 13 weeks1:21:20

1:21:20

This one’s a wild ride. Our caller dropped just as they were being patched through to Gethard, so this one got sent through without an official screening. We had no idea what to expect, but it turned into a classic Beautiful Anonymous—starting in one place and ending up … who knows where. From learning foreign languages through sexting to practicing niche martial arts to spending time in a religion that might be a cult (you’ll need to check out this week’s bonus content for the full story), this caller brought plenty to the table. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive content including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at SkylightFrame.com/STORIES Follow 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. Get 25% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/ beautiful . Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to join deleteme.com/BEAUTIFUL and use promo code BEAUTIFUL at checkout.…

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Clothes on at the Nudist Resort 1:15:34

hace 14 weeks1:15:34

1:15:34

A field of goats, an unexpected marriage-by-mail, a baffling bachelor party at a nudist resort – and that barely scratches the surface. This week’s caller is a vegan pansexual horse trainer who has lived a lot of life. She calls to share some of her stories with Gethard, who is happily along for the ride. Sign up for Beautiful/Anonymous+ to get ad free episodes and access to exclusive content including 5 Random Questions with this week’s caller. Leave us a voicemail at (973) 306-4676 Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at SkylightFrame.com/STORIES Follow 'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/Beautiful…

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Listen Now: ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast 7:24

hace 14 weeks7:24