This is the only immersive audio experience to tackle the big questions of life including how to make mermaids, what the ants did to Chandler, is it possible to leave an upper decker in a motor vehicle, how can I learn to GERD on command, are there mosquitoes with autism and their special interest is blood, how to get meconium as an adult, how to make a motte and bailey castle using only kidney stones and meconium as mortar, as well as current events. Featuring Aaron Alex Chet Michael Tom
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WFYM 276 - Big Blooded
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I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had to use the mold I made of my uncle's mouth with Chex Mix bits sticking out to siphon out the contaminated gas because it would be weird to do it to his real mouth. If an exterminator rings your doorb…
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Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Perry got married to k. d. lang when her name was Kate Eat Pussy and both their names were k. d. lang and Red Scare was named Lemonjello and Oranjello and they fed hay to a nullo stud rapper no diddy…
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WFYM 274 - Grilled Milk
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It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips Head until he braps through his backfly to realistic angelsPor WFYM Talk Radio
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What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and then Goofy used a giant key to get him out and then you saw Big Bird and Barney slapboxing and Titus the Grinch was whipping sharps at them and licking peanut butter off a red red rocket Full episode at…
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WFYM 272 - Busbugs
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I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a civil offense so he can only go to ad hoc ant and rat jail. They want to make us into elephants and put …
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The doctors in Canada tried to euthanize me with a bite from a huge spider because I had a personal raincloud from the vibecession and when the worms came out to die it smelled like Shark Tale smellovision Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMPor WFYM Talk Radio
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WFYM 270 - Seacraft Airrier
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A blump is an underwater blimp the shape and size of a whale and it carries underwater submarines inside your waterbed. And its genitalia are a reverse Minion. Toenail thanksgiving for life no socks no mastersPor WFYM Talk Radio
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They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the waterfall trick but the mounties confiscated it like Youinque so I live in Singapore now as the voice actor for Sylvester the Cat and I live in the Kowloon Walled City amusement park on Noah's Ark in the dock…
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WFYM 268 - Homemade Cousins
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You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the single blade of grass who represents persistence. Even the oldest coaches can produce a kidney stone zy…
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Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in Ful…
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WFYM 266 - Durban Antidote
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Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Africa while trying to eat the airplane because of Mother's Trick. I found KoRn in the poop that Jabba left on the Nephilim while they were deflowering the Sarlacc pits and posted it on /r/whatdidieatlast…
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Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your youngling roommates killed themselves? We talked about the sperm bank again as well as the election and having a man with God inside of him save your life as the nude lifeguard at the nude beach who i…
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WFYM 264 - Shirtopia
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Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome to be shrunk down so you can have Justin Trudeau do the gerbil trick with you instead of having him shrunk into a pen holder you can penetrate with a pen to penalize him or printing his face on toile…
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God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy muchPor WFYM Talk Radio
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WFYM 262 - Lagos Sperm Palace
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We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come backPor WFYM Talk Radio
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I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade and McDonald's breakfast and some magazines and a lot of effort Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/…
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WFYM 260 - Polish Roulette
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CD six shooter in the trunk of my car One through five are blank CD-Rs Six is the brown note that can make me shart Evergreen Terrace like im Homer BartPor WFYM Talk Radio
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Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to use your coupon for a free digital converter box before June 12, 2009 or Obama gets to keep the money Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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WFYM 258 - Human Kief
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Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? Why is the weather report always wrong? Did I rizz up my swizzle stick and have a Diddy party on myself? This and other questions are answered within…
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We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydream planners and Heavyweights and the Vlogs Economy and how you should carry a decoy dog to protect against alligators…
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WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras
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In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies to soda…
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My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM Full episode at https://www.patreon.co…
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WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker
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I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good condition to keep in my walle…
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Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named Reagan who helps you shoot up Rick Simpson Oil once the 1973 oil embargo eliminates your factory job in Gary, Indiana. We talked about how someone needs…
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WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy
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Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Mexico. If you try to take the sugar out you will have to get through some real loco blanco gringo americanos who are ready to make your legs into a ham sa…
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My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascist https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun…
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WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect
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I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadian and split them with all my coworkers unless they quit once they have enough for a PS5 and then move to the 7th ring of suburbs around Houston to take a…
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I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. Plus he could have had asymptomatic rabies and he never got to have his own Kazooie and my son Tarn Carroll or a Texan Devil was liable to eat him. And w…
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WFYM 248 - Candirus of the Nephilim
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The only immigrants we hate are Canada Geese. I was attacked by a Canada Goose while backwards peeing up a small candiru in Dave Grohl Alley while he was getting Kate Middleton pregnant with a bastard using his 22 foot drumstick that only Tom Bunyan could of used. Beware of Unculums & Uncubi & Homouncubus…
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We talked about ruining sleepovers by eating the new Taco Bell Top Meal and starting HipHopHeads arguments about A Tribe Called Quest and how our generation used to drink from the hose and now we drink with the hoes and our grandparents used to drink from the well but now they are in hell. I have a 7/11 roller in my house with a crumb catcher and I…
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WFYM 246 - Chirp
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We had to work on Labor Day to talk about the Top Diet and how lot lizards are going extinct because linemen are poaching them to turn them into bucket bunnies and we need to breed more using the methods of Dr. Ruth. The new McDonald's burger in Canada is too big and the guy making it is nodding out imagining John C. Reilly is in Lord of the Rings.…
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Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us to discuss Joe Rogan's standup special and toilet candirus and Adolf Hitchler and Richard Dawkins on Club Random explaining how sperm works and cops catching salmon in the waterfall Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMPor WFYM Talk Radio
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WFYM 244 - Doo Doo Gauze
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I do want the world to hear this because you WILL understand. RFK stole a whale and it sprayed all over his daughter Kick and she had to go to Success Class for plagiarizing David Cross and then Skeeter Braun got Justin Bieber's wife pregnant with an apple and Ben Franklin got Thin Lizzo pregnant with a 200 year old baby Bonus episodes and videos a…
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What would you do as the titular character in Hollow Man 4? Hopefully not the dolphinian pursuits exhibited in the original film. Plus Tom gets acknowledged by Cameo star "Picrob" and Chet finds out Aliens was just puppets Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMPor WFYM Talk Radio
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WFYM 242 - Emanuel Masturbacion
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We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in Argentina when he was determining the doctrinal position on Lovense and remembered how much we hate Hans Blix 🎼Sly and the Family Stone - (You Caught Me) Smilin' Bonus episodes and videos at https://w…
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On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details about what happened to RFK Jr. during his encounter with a Pallas cat and explore the secret world of killing bald eagles and selling their feathers to Paul Simon so he can make a headdress and the se…
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WFYM 240 - Bigpox
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In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrarectally on monkeys. Richter was the good Andy because Andy Dick dicked over Carlos Mencia as he stepped off the plane at LAX after promising him the neighbor role in Costello. Thanks to Barron for the…
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Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter is not only for classrooms and the floor of your car but also the drawers in your dorm room that your roommate pees in. Put on your 1950s tie die and strap on your CamelFront and enjoy the show. Robert…
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WFYM 238 - Rog
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Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Halloween with their happy bunny bitches. We addressed the tampon controversy and the feud between Cyanide & Happiness and Cathy and Beetle Bailey Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/Chap…
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We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you will find no blood diamonds here. Plus we refute some Ali Spagnola slander from a woke teacher and imagine using a human ass as bait for a dolphin trap Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief
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Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly crisp apple pies to warm on the windowsill and if someone tries to grab one they will be punished sevenfold in the culinary circle of hell where they will…
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Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house with a big bag of bugs and put motion blur back on their TV and change the channel to JoystickPor WFYM Talk Radio
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WFYM 234 - Horsamine
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Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was hard food in tow. Namaste everyone. Happy Quantum Kwanzaa. We teach you how to Kilz or Zinss your booger shirt so you can key cars hands free Edit: someone did the bug plague to Netanyahu lol https://ww…
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I'm Sikh. of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charleston Chew and turquoise dentist candy and gay porn disguised as Jesus statues to prisonPor WFYM Talk Radio
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WFYM 232 - Uncubus
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We have insider information on how Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons died and where to get horse bones for a knife for your dad for his birthday and how to trick CubeSmart into throwing away 30 bags of rotting food for you for free and how to forget whether you are Albanian or Armenian and how to protect yourself from an uncubus whatever tomorrow brings…
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What is the viscosity of the loads that Joe Biden the Non-offending Sperm GOAT is spewing out? Watery or floury? You can find out on Joystiq.tv and if you want to donate you can walk on the side of the highway looking for coins at night but look out for spiders. Plus some insider info about the size of Nate Ruess's wallet and the new Happy Birthday…
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WFYM 230 - Homemade DoorDash
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We are in the dog days of Hawk Tuah Summer and Pharrell roped with a hat in Israel because Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the Keffiyeh Fedayeen Caliphate. Undercover cops are doing pube stings and they murdered every cartoon because they microwaved lunchmeat in the break room Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…
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We talked about woke rollercoasters and the existential malaise of Drunk Mario Kart and the cool non-binary judge who lets everyone go and unschoolers and The Story Shofar and A Kid in King Arthur's Court and ordering a fake ankle monitor on Alibaba to trick your family Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-229-ankle-107725701…
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WFYM 228 - Wet Raisins
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Arcade Matt was hacked by crypto scammers and they turned his house into a giant Coinbase logo for him to live inside. Wings is coming back on TV and the band Wings is also coming back. Chelsama Bin Clinton is being sent back to Arabia. The worst man in Las Vegas is bringing rock 'n' roll energy to food delivery. The name of grapes is being changed…
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We talked about how long it would take to get Biden and Trump to "release" if you were "gripping" them as Doc would say and how old is too old to be on Snapchat and reheating pizza and what may have happened during the last days of Michael Hutchence when he was roping and Bob Geldof licked it off the floor like a dog Full episode at https://www.pat…
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