I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the loveless murderer people make me out to be. Really. Once you get to know me you'll find out that I'm really a nice guy.Honestly.
Dr. Cody Creelman is a beef cattle veterinarian and practice owner of Veterinary Agri-Health Services in Alberta, Canada. A modern day James Herriot of sorts, Cody shares his story in real-time, creating entertaining and educational videos of his daily adventures in the field.
Cow Appreciation Day!!!
In this episode, Emperor Palpatine answer "How do you turn a Jedi?" And then he sings a cool song.
Holy crap, here I am!
theres this girl at my school named cheyanne I really like her can you give me advice on how I should ask her out I pray that the force be with me.
This week's question is: Who gets the most ladies? You or Kirk?
The question for this episode is: Can you shoot more than lighting from your fingertips, like fire? The song is Poker Face, by Lady Gaga
Ask Palpatine season 2 is coming February 16. It will be 20 episodes long, so send in your questions now!
If I'm using Clone Troopers for hot dogs, why not turn them into an entire meal?
After a significant wait, Palpatine brings you 3 questions in a single episode!
I want to get their FREE app, but they won't let me! Why? Because I'm not in the US. Because for some reason, I can only get something from them, for free, if I'm in the right country. Unbelievable!
Do you celebrate normal holidays, or special Sith holidays?
Where we respond to Loren Feldman's response to a blog entry we wrote which was critical of him.
Have you ever wondered how hot dogs are made? Palpatine tells you!
Palpatine talks to Vader about the REAL reason the Empire is fighting the Rebels, and what the TRUE cost of their campaign of terror is.
The Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert snags an exclusive interview with VP hopeful Sarah Palin. This is an exclusive!
We're proud to announce the winners of the first Ask Palpatine contest: Design a Better Vader. Man, these designs were awesome.
This week I answer THREE questions. Hold on to your bantha, it's going to be a heck of a ride!
This week we look back at the too-short life of Darth Dracus. I'm going to miss that little guy.
This is just a reminder that the "Design a Better Vader" contest closes on August 31, so you've only got a few days to submit your designs to http://forum.askpalpatine.com/, for the chance to win the new Star Wars game "The Force Unleashed!"
This is a bit of video from a wrap-party we had after we finished filming the pieces with Cuddles, Snuggles, and Dracus. It's tragic, to see such a promising young Sith stolen from us in his prime.
This week I answer several of your questions. Plus, the Sith Choir!
Are there any planetary or country national anthems in your galaxy?
Instead of a question, this week me and my special guest Darth Dracus review the new "Clone Wars" movie. Also, Dracus tries, but fails, to be very much intimidating.
Do I have any funny Death Star anecdotes? And how fast can the Death Star go?
Why don't I rebuild Darth Vader to make him look cooler? Because you have to design him first, for our first ever contest! With Prizes!
What's my favorite sport? Also, I sing a full song this episode!
Since you're so powerful, why haven't you killed Jar-Jar Binks?
The REAL Stephen Colbert calls Merlin Mann to task for not taking the challenge. You're all about Getting Things Done Merlin; why aren't you getting THIS done?
Can the force find gold better than my metal detector?
"Why did you let that Lucas guy film a documentary about you?"
"What happened to your lightsabre?"
Why do Stormtroopers suck? And why do they only suck some of the time?
How Can I answer your questions if I live a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you something special: The Stephen Colbert Puppet Challenge.
In this special episode, I sit down with fellow Sith dark master Jason Calacanis, founder of Mahalo.