Los mejores podcasts de June And Harvy (2024)

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Episode 140- The Wraith 1:44:38

3d ago1:44:38

1:44:38

Well, 2024 has been quite the SOB but we haven't stopped watching bad movies and we've finally got one for you. This is some utter nonsense and the best we can say is that you'll learn some colorful new vocabulary such as "duck butter" and "quiff city." June and Harvy talk through The Wraith (1986)Por June and Harvy

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Episode 139- Christmas Twister 1:35:12

6M ago1:35:12

1:35:12

Happy New Year! This episode is that Christmas commercial that stubbornly plays through January, the present you have wrapped sitting in the corner for a friend you haven't seen in a month. It's the decoration forgotten on the shelf after the boxes are packed and stored away. It's a missed opportunity...just like this movie. But hey! There aren't a…

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Episode 138- Ice Quake 1:40:51

6M ago1:40:51

1:40:51

Merry Christmas! In today's movie, a family of three (this is not a typo- there are only three main characters in this movie) and their dog hike into the mountains to get a Christmas tree. SyFy nonsense happens leading to dehydration, shelter building, and explosions. And if you don't care about this movie you really should listen anyway. This epis…

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Episode 137- XXX: The Return Of Xander Cage 1:38:43

7M ago1:38:43

1:38:43

It's a Black Friday special event! Yet another XXX movie! Many of the same jokes we made in the first two! But this one has Ruby Rose and Toni Collette! And so many exclamation points!!! Quote of today's movie: "Isn't physics basically Geometry?" Bad action. Bad dialogue. Bad acting. And a special appearance by Gordon Ramsey forcibly shoving a Tris…

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Episode 136- D-Railed 1:28:38

8M ago1:28:38

1:28:38

Happy Halloween! Made it by the skin of our teeth. In a surprise twist, we accidentally watched a Halloween movie. This movie is about a train and murder mystery dinner and ghosts and a monster under the water which is where the train ended up because of reasons. It's really dumb but you should listen and learn the truth about what happens when you…

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Episode 135- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer 1:43:33

9M ago1:43:33

1:43:33

Summer is over! We watched this when it was still summer but because of procrastination, it is only coming to you now so you're welcome. Julie James wins a trip to the Bahamas to be attempted murdered for the thing she did not do last summer but rather the summer before. But all's well that ends well. Or is it?! June and Harvy talk shit through I S…

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Episode 134- Underwater 1:34:33

10M ago1:34:33

1:34:33

Thank you Ted Bundy's wee-wee! This is a movie about needing friends, you can't survive an ancient sea monster (or play foosball) alone. We discuss cream pies and moon pies and all things unrelated to the movie. June and Harvy talk shit through Underwater (2020).Por June and Harvy

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Episode 133- Drive Angry 1:28:50

11M ago1:28:50

1:28:50

Nicholas Cage escapes hell and joins forces with Amber Heard to rescue his granddaughter from a cult. But none of that is important. June is a birth doctor, she does births. Ostriches are nine feet tall. And June and Harvy start a band called Sould Fraud and THE Donkey. We've created a whole new genre of music, adding river dance, acrobatics, and a…

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Episode 132- XXX: State of the Union 1:34:11

12M ago1:34:11

1:34:11

Consider this a late 4th of July gift to appease the spirit of George Washington. No idea what happens in this movie other than we hated it. But it isn't a complete loss as we discuss the idea of starting an Only Fans for those with a urine/cheese fetish (which directly relates to our viewing of the first XXX movie) and talk about buying pictures o…

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Episode 131- Ablaze 1:37:33

1y ago1:37:33

1:37:33

Lots of dumb idiots make lots of dumb idiot decisions leading to an entire city (and many of the inhabitants) being on fire. They all deserve it and apparently "stop, drop, and roll" was not in the curriculum at whatever dumb idiot school they all attended. Complete nonsense. June and Harvy talk shit through Ablaze (2001).…

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Episode 130- Battle of the Damned 1:23:27

1y ago1:23:27

1:23:27

Dolf. Zombies. Robots. How could this promising premise turn out to be so boring? Dolf has to rescue Jude from a sex cult. It's her birthday. She's also pregnant. Slow, weak zombies. Slow, old Dolf. Robot arms flail. The world is saved? The movie sucks but June and Harvy are happy to debut two new products. The sleep skirt (at around 24 minutes) an…

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Episode 129- The Ice Road 1:43:13

1y ago1:43:13

1:43:13

In honor of winter finally ending we decided to release a movie about people being cold in a dangerous place. Liam Neeson must get a Christmas tree to a mine to save trapped miners but there is sabotage and lots and lots of nonsense. It's not good but watch it anyway then listen to us talk about it! June and Harvy talk shit through The Ice Road (20…

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Episode 128- Scream 3 1:54:33

1+ y ago1:54:33

1:54:33

In honor of Scream IV coming out in 2022 we watched Scream 3. In honor of Scream VI coming out this weekend, we are finally releasing Scream 3. June and Harvy are on Gail bang watch, Jaime Kennedy had a prank show where he only pranked his grandma, and we announce our new project: the Playboy Channel. June and Harvy talk shit through Scream 3 (2000…

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Episode 127- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 1:45:08

1+ y ago1:45:08

1:45:08

This is the perfect example of a movie you should watch before you listen to the podcast. In lieu of discussing the film we talk about typhoid, Harvy the hand sniffer (only clean hands need apply), Bob Cratchett, the weight-bearing load of top hats, Jesus commercials (pre-super bowl), and animals that abandon their young. All in all this movie gets…

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Episode 126- Collateral Damage 1:47:29

1+ y ago1:47:29

1:47:29

We're really just posting this one for context. Brief synopsis: Arnold showers with his son, his son dies via terrorism, Arnold hunts down the killer and replaces his family with a new one. But the movie is so boring June and Harvy really latch on to that first part and will continue to do so at every given opportunity until we stop thinking it's f…

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Episode 125- Firestorm 1:32:12

1+ y ago1:32:12

1:32:12

In honor of playoff football, we're bringing you a former football star fighting fires and kicking ass in a barely cohesive movie about what not to do in a fire emergency. It's a mess but at least it's a fun mess. June and Harvy talk shit through Firestorm (1998).Por June and Harvy

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Episode 124 12 Disasters of Christmas 1:29:25

1+ y ago1:29:25

1:29:25

Warning: this movie doesn't contain 12 disasters, at best there are three, half of them happen before the movie starts. JC and her parents Mary and Joseph (yup) try to survive some stuff (ice spears from above, cold fog, rouge electricity and a dome, an explody dome-- insert eye-roll). As if these "disasters" aren't enough, a Nazi-ish man named Kan…

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Episode 123- Santa with Muscles 1:43:23

1+ y ago1:43:23

1:43:23

In this lost treasure of Christmas films, the Hulky Trinity- Hulk the Hulk, Hulk the Blake, and Hulk the Santa Clause, gets a bonk on the head and has to save a box full of orphans. Mila Kunis is one of the orphans- a genius who uses big words like vibration and a master seamstress who wants Hulk to dress like a gay stripper. Hulk must defeat an ev…

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Episode 122- Blade Trinity 1:50:09

1+ y ago1:50:09

1:50:09

Excuse the audio, we're still learning. Happy belated Thanksgiving and in honor of the Christmas season we watched Blade Trinity because...Jesus. Loads of vampire nonsense here plus Ryan Reynolds, Parker Pissy, Jessica Biel, and the transcendent Wesley Snipes. June and Harvy talk shit through Blade Trinity (2004).…

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Halloween: H20 1:35:56

1+ y ago1:35:56

1:35:56

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This could have been a decent reboot of Laurie Strode 20 years later but too few kills makes this one stumble a bit. Better than whatever the hell Halloween Ends was supposed to be so at least there's that. Josh Harnett has terrible hair.…

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Halloween: Resurrection 1:42:15

1+ y ago1:42:15

1:42:15

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one is so bad Jamie Lee made them kill her in the first ten minutes (spoiler alert). A bunch of college kids film a reality show in Michael's od house. What could go wrong?Por June and Harvy

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Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers 1:36:49

1+ y ago1:36:49

1:36:49

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one stars our brother Pudd Rudd and makes absolutely no sense. There's a baby in a bus station and little else is clear.Por June and Harvy

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Halloween 3: Season of the Witch 1:36:51

1+ y ago1:36:51

1:36:51

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. Let's start with the worst of the bunch, a crap fest about Halloween masks powered by the dark magic of Stonehenge to kill children or some other nonsense. Enjoy.Por June and Harvy

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Episode 121- Crawl 1:29:30

1+ y ago1:29:30

1:29:30

Sorry for the audio issues, apparently after recording more than 150 episodes, we still don't know what we're doing. Anyway. In this episode, Beth or Haley is a great swimmer and her dad buys drugs which somehow gets him trapped in his basement during a hurricane. As if that isn't bad enough, there are some large gators looking to make friends. The…

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Episode 120- TMNT 2 1:35:27

1+ y ago1:35:27

1:35:27

Welcome to spooky October. We've been dropping the ball a lot lately so this one isn't technically spooky but oh well. We watched this ages ago. Caution-- mass confusion ahead. We thought we were going to watch Scream 2...we already watched Scream 2 (see Episode 81). As for the movie we did watch? Lame. But we're fun so listen anyway. June and Harv…

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Episode 119- Moonfall 2:00:14

2y ago2:00:14

2:00:14

Patrick Swayze and Holly Berry team up with Sam Wise Gamgee to stop the moon from falling out of orbit, AI gone homicidal, or moon aliens from sucking our faces. Or something. This may or may not be an extended Porche commercial. Terrible CGI, convoluted plot, and conspiracy therapists. Oh, and space travel is only possible with the help of a naked…

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Episode 118- Skyscraper 1:37:44

2y ago1:37:44

1:37:44

The Rock takes an explosion to the face and has his leg amputated. He marries the sturgeon surgeon who saved his pretty face. Fast forward to their future which includes a child with asthma. Now the Rock must save his family from a ridiculous skyscraper in the most ridiculous of ways.June and Harvy talk shit through Skyscraper (2018).…

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Episode 117- White House Down 1:57:59

2y ago1:57:59

1:57:59

Potato (Channing Tatum) wants to be a Secret Service agent. Sad potato doesn't get the job but takes happy Tater Tot on a tour of the White House. Other stuff happens in the movie while we discuss Christian POGS and pitch our very good idea for a Rom-Com with a twist starring Hillary "Puppies" Swank and friend of the show, Nicholas Cage. June and H…

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Episode 116- Gemini Man 1:48:25

2y ago1:48:25

1:48:25

The Shit Show with June and Harvy is a podcast in which we watch a movie and talk through it. If you've never seen the movie you'll probably be lost. This is especially true this week, we fast-forwarded through all the parts which might have explained what was going on. In this film, Will Smith, your friend, and mine but not Chris Rock's hangs out …

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Episode 115- Leprechaun Origins 1:25:21

2+ y ago1:25:21

1:25:21

Happy St. Patty's Day! The creators of this movie made some...interesting choices about how to portray the Leprechaun and ruined it in the process. We rehash the conversations we already had during the far superior first Leprechaun movie. Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Leprechaun Origins (2014). Follow us on Instagram at June_…

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Episode 114- Valentine 1:38:48

2+ y ago1:38:48

1:38:48

Happy Valentines Day! If you're feeling lonely listen to us watch Valentine and be thankful you're alone instead of being stalked by a slasher. Join Katherine Heigl, toilet water head, and maggot mouth as they try to survive being mean girls who make very questionable hygienic decisions. June and Harvy talk shit through (and play FMK...roommate) Va…

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Movie Rewind: Lake Placid 1:35:35

2+ y ago1:35:35

1:35:35

In honor of the late great Betty White, we're re-releasing a fan favorite. Not only will you have the honor of being reintroduced to Pap Schmear Cola but you will also be reminded of what a cool old broad Betty was. June and Harvy talk shit through Lake Placid (1999).Por June and Harvy

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Episode 113- Poseiden 1:31:07

2+ y ago1:31:07

1:31:07

Happy New Year! A very large cruise ship plots to and succeeds in murdering America's sweetheart Fergie. Multiple plot lines designed to get us to care flail around and reach no conclusion. But can we hope that this is an analogy for us all escaping the sinking ship of 2021 and being rescued by the helicopter of 2022? Probably not. June and Harvy t…

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Episode 112- Christmas Icetastrophe 1:35:22

2+ y ago1:35:22

1:35:22

Here's a taste of what you're in store for based on June's Google searches during the movie: meteorologist, who studies meteors, flocking, flock of sheep, bloody in England, and delayed drowning. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas filled with handsome men and baby Jesus's coming to earth in a heaven/hell meteor. June and Harvy talk shit through "…

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Episode 111- San Andreas 1:47:53

2+ y ago1:47:53

1:47:53

One moment of mistaken sperm took this movie to a whole different place. The Rock flies the world's most fuel-efficient, convenient, and sturdy helicopter all across California to save his family from earthquakes and tsunamis. But he cannot save his other daughter. She's already dead, drowned in a vat of sperm as far as we can tell. June and Harvy …

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Episode 110- Halloween H2O 1:35:56

2+ y ago1:35:56

1:35:56

Yeah, we're late...we did it for you so you could go on enjoying Halloween while Christmas rapidly encroaches. Josh Hartnet has really bad hair. That's about tall there is to take from this one- low body count, unimpressive scares, and a waste of what could have been a decent redo 20 years later. June and Harvy talk shit through Haloween: H2O (1998…

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Episode 109- Triple X 1:58:33

2+ y ago1:58:33

1:58:33

A man named Xavier Xavierson pees on Samual L. Jackson's cheese and we got an action flick. June and Harvy talk shit through xXx (2002). New episodes released when we feel like it. Follow us on Instagram @ june_harvy.Por June and Harvy

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Episode 108- Slither 1:39:47

3y ago1:39:47

1:39:47

Jenna Fischer is in this movie. Jenna Fischer taught June how to floss. Neither of those facts is relevant to what we watched. June and Harvy talk shit through Slither (2006).Por June and Harvy

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Episode 107- Jurassic Park 3 1:36:45

3y ago1:36:45

1:36:45

We put on a dinosaur movie and Googled: 1) Did Jesus save everybody from hell? 2) Reptar on Ice 3) Revelations 10:12 4) Fossil fuels definition 5) crows bringing gifts 6) crows talking. So, if dinosaurs aren't your jam but Jesus and crows are, this is the podcast for you. June and Harvy talk shit through Jurassic Park 3 (2001).…

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Episode 106- The Zero Boys 1:37:58

3y ago1:37:58

1:37:58

Have you ever heard of this one? If you have, gold star for you. Pretty forgettable horror pic with an identity crisis. But you don't listen to us for the movie! You listen to hear our hilarious jokes and commentary. June and Harvy talk shit through The Zero Boys (1986).Por June and Harvy

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Episode 105- Down 1:56:47

3y ago1:56:47

1:56:47

This is a hidden gem. You've never heard of it because nobody knows what the name of this movie is. The Lift. Down. The Shaft. Nothing that happens makes any sense but there is plenty of death to make up for it. Except for the dog. The dog does not die! We refuse to accept any other outcome. June and Harvy talk shit through Down a.k.a. The Lift, Th…

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Episode 104- Cliffhanger 1:53:38

3y ago1:53:38

1:53:38

Renny is back! And there were not nearly enough explosions. Oh well, Rambo hangs around, marries a horse (or two), and destroys a lot of money. We're pretty sure that's what this movie is about anyway. June and Harvy talk shit through Cliffhanger (1993).Por June and Harvy

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Episode 103- Blind Fury 1:23:35

3+ y ago1:23:35

1:23:35

A guy loses his vision in Vietnam, is trained to sword fight, gets involved with some shady dealings/kidnapping/murder, travels to Reno, drives, plays roulette, starts a riot, and saves the day by chopping a man in half and throwing him off of Mount Everest. June and Harvy talk shit through Blind Fury (1989).…

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Episode 102- The Core 2:14:52

3+ y ago2:14:52

2:14:52

Knock, knock? Who's there? You're an idiot! In a tale as old as time, humorless Hillary Swank must save the planet by restarting the Earth's core. Will she survive? Will she ever tell a joke? June and Harvy tell a lot of jokes through The Core (2003).Por June and Harvy

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15 Minute Movie Fix- Ghosts of Mars- Escape from an Epic Rave 15:10

3+ y ago15:10

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The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ear holes. In the 15 Minute Movie fix, we write and produce an alternate movie based on our observations, jokes we made while watching, and a sprinkle of what we wish the movie had been. This time we take on Ghosts of Mars so buckle in if you like…

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Movie Rewind- Ghosts of Mars 33:37

3+ y ago33:37

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Welcome back to the second edition of Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite sized. We landed a thing on Mars again! Will the Perseverance encounter any Martian Ghosts? Probably not and we wish we hadn't either. Best as we can tell some lady popped a bunch of acid and witnessed an epic…

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10 Minute Movie Fix: "Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction" 9:43

3+ y ago9:43

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The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ears. Here we have created an alternate movie based on our observations and what we believe the movie “should have been about, it’s not good nor does it make any sense so...enjoy…or don’t it’s your life. Welcome to June and Harvy’s ten-minute movi…

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Movie Rewind- Deep Blue Sea 31:49

3+ y ago31:49

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Welcome to the first Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite-sized. In this shit storm, our favorite director Renny Harlin takes his explosive personality under the sea. Will Swarmy the Smuggler and friends be murdered by the super-smart shark? Or will female scientist save the day? Lis…

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Episode 101- Deep Rising 1:44:03

3+ y ago1:44:03

1:44:03

This movie was a kick-ass, action slash horror slash comedy slash campy fantasy movie. Fanny tries to steal jewels, ends up locked away putting her butt on the tomatoes. Terrorists arrive, lots of brutal death, excellent horror of melted bodies, a half-digested man, not great monster reveal, and massive explosions. Where has this movie been all our…

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Episode100- Mimic 2 1:24:49

3+ y ago1:24:49

1:24:49

Because all of you seemed to like this first one so much. Man-sized bugs attack a biology teacher. The biology teacher takes sad polaroids because men make her cry and she likes to document her pain. The bug man is in love with her and wants to kill all the men in her life in order to mate. We still don't get a bug impregnation and that's pretty fr…

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