Paula and Josh give major 'tude as they discuss Jane Austen on SNL and come up with a signature sitcom/reality TV catchphrase. Then, another sneak preview of their book, Tiny Pep Talks, out November 19th!! ⁠Preorder Tiny Pep Talks here!⁠ Have your own Earnest Moment to submit? Let us know at @BeingEarnestPod on all social media, or at BeingEarnestP…

We're back, baby!! Paula and Josh catch up on the last few (*checks notes*) years (?!?!), and then dive right into casting themselves in a reboot of Succession. Plus, a sneak preview of our new book, Tiny Pep Talks, out November 19th!! Preorder Tiny Pep Talks here! Have your own Earnest Moment to submit? Let us know at @BeingEarnestPod on all socia…

In this episode we try out a challenge with scooters hot peppers and tomatoes insanely hot tincture. a bunch of topics from blocking roads while protesting to shitting loaves of bread. I was distracted because of shots of tequila with that insanely hot tincture in it. It wasn't a good idea. Don't try it at home. Then we have a pretty good discussio…

*Sorry about the terrible audio, there was a technical issue* In this episode we discuss unsung heroes being people who don't kick your ass when they could, whether we would rather eat the carnivore diet or be vegan, Josh joining the twin flames cult, and more. Shoutout of the week goes to Just Us Thinkin. Check them out on Spotify.…

In this episode we discuss unsung heroes that are brutally honest, the fats, whether we would rather always be broke but fly free or live in a mansion full of cash you can never leave, joel osteen, twin flames cult, trans people, and the doge dog dying. Shoutout of the week goes to scooters hot peppers and tomatoes.…

In this episode we discuss Paulies vape going on the fritz, mimes, whether we would rather work a job we love for 50k a year or a job we hate for 150k a year, whether we would rather be invisible forever or just not do that. (yes we discussed hollow man) and of course, the time 8 people confused acid for cocaine and snorted up to 3,500 hits each. S…

In this episode we discuss mothers, Trans mothers, whether we would rather be addicted to alcohol or meth, Drake possibly being a pedophile and definitely not starting at the bottom, and much more. Shout out of the week goes to Time Suck! Check them out on Spotify.Por Josh and Paulie

In this episode, we discuss the McGangbang, unsung heroes goes to single dads, Taking stuff to court is dumb as shit. We talked about leaving the country forever vs staying right where we're at forever. we talked about whether we'd always eat spicy or always bland. We also talked about houseflies and Jesus. Shoutout of the week goes to Cut the Crap…

In this episode we had our local Javelina Awareness expert, Kaden, on to talk about Javelinas, and whether it's safer to meet a woman or a bear in the woods, among several other things, like Bible Man, whoever the hell that is. Shoutout of the week goes to some move Paulie's been on about.Por Josh and Paulie

In this episode, we discuss UFC 300 on mushrooms to start out. Our unsung heroes are mechanic friends that help you fix your car. We discuss Getting rid of politicians or mosquitoes, and whether we would rather speak and understand any language or read and write it. We added a promo for our friends at the Wicked Wanderings Podcast. Check them out o…

In this episode we discuss people who turn in wallets, whther we would rather have 100% chance to win a million dollars or 80% chance to win a billion, Whether we would rather get lost in a forest or a cave, a prison tale about a guy Josh got out of the hole, AI taking over the world, and much more. Shout out of the week goes to The Weirdsdale Podc…

In this episode we discuss Alcoholism, unsung heroes that capture the moment, whether we would rather watch paint dry all day or take an ice bath for an hour, whether we would rather have seasonal allergies or seasonal depression, the UFC biting incident, Tik Tok being banned, and Jesus. We also mentioned our upcoming merch giveaway which you can f…

In this episode we discuss the homelessness issue in America, The fentanyl epidemic in Philadelphia, unsung heroes that give weed to bums, whether we would rather ride out the zombie apocalypse in a theme park or a prison, whether we would rather read a persons mind for 30 seconds a day or get free gas for life, Tik Tok possibly being banned, and J…

In this episode we discuss our unsung heroes, the people who let you in when traffic is stopping anyway. We also discuss eating shitty but delicious versus eating a shit sandwich that makes you healthy, and whether we would rather have super sight or super vision. We end it off discussing whether we would rather teach a group of deaf kids to sing i…

On this podcast we discussed whether we would rather control gravity or the speed of time, and whether we would rather be trapped in a mall with a gorilla or 5 black mambas. The unsung heroes were people who pick up other peoples trash The shoutout of the week goes to The Bell Witch Podcast! Happy Birthday Swailes! Check her out on Spotify: https:/…

In this episode we discuss Shane Gillis on Saturday Night Live, The DD's are the unsung heroes, we discuss whether we would rather get shot and recover or pay child support for 18 years, and whether we would rather be the first or the last person ever. At the very end we discuss how chimps are still massively overrated, but admit that a gorilla wou…

In this episode, we discuss whether we would rather fight Joe Rogan or a full grown male chimp, and whether we would rather go to the bottom of the ocean or to Mars. We also discuss the obsession with giving God a gender, the Topuria vs Volk fight, why politically correct terms don't work, and more. Don't forget to subscribe and give us a rating. I…

Would you rather have a one minute conversation with your past self or your future self? Would you rather always be sticky or always be itchy? We also discuss the unsung heroes that are those who speed up to get out of the fast lane, the generational trauma, and how it stays in the genetics of mice, and James and the Giant Peach, among other things…

This week Josh and Paula are talkin' EYEBROWS! (For a little bit. They're also talkin' Dystopian YA Novels, secondary body parts and....No Wrong Answers After Dark?!) ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online, at Foursided, and now at the WNDR Museum in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 1…

This week, Paula and Josh technically talk about the metric system, but mostly pitch Gallon Man, the world's worst hero. Plus, they finally answer one and for all how you measure measure a year.------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online, at Foursided, and now at the WNDR Museum in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners,…

What's up, brace face? While you're in the orthodontist's chair, join Paula and Josh as they discuss what color rubber bands they'd wear to Wayne Manor and which keys on the keyboard are which Spice Girl, if the Spice Girls lived in a medieval society.------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online, at Foursided, and now at the WND…

This week, it's the (outdoorsy-ish) showdown to end all (outdoorsy-ish) showdowns - Decks v. Porches v. Patios! Paula and Josh hash out the differences plus - adventures in apartment hunting, swamp talk and more!------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online, at Foursided, and now at the WNDR Museum in Chicago! Get yourself a copy…

Yuck. This one is a little gross, y'all. Join Paula and Josh as they talk about the true nature of tree sap, 90's candy that was really just drugs for kids, and what they'd do to regulate body temperature if they couldn't sweat. This episode is also coming out MONDAY so that you can hop on our partnership with Kite String Cantina! Kite String is an…

Vroom vroom, it's time to gas up with your favorite podcast! Join Josh and Paula as they discuss whiny Formula 1 drivers, dodgeball, and (of course) Ru Paul. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online, at Foursided, and now at the WNDR Museum in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10% off yo…

IT'S EPISODE 100!!!!!! We did it, y'all!!!! Thank you so, so much to all of our friends - both IRL and virtual - who have supported us and stuck with us through these last 100 episodes. We love you, we like you, we spend a lot of time this week talking about Cruella DeVille's business plan and centipedes. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is…

This week, Josh and Paula have a great time with Dan Sheehan, author of I Am Not a Wolf, chatting about the hairiest, milkiest animals: mammals! Join them as they talk about taking a business lunch as a wolf, what exotic animals go with which professions, and Scabby the Rat. Plus, Josh asks a cursed question. Dan's book, I Am Not a Wolf, is out TOD…

It's a CROSSOVER EPISODE! This week, Deanna Ortiz, host of the hit podcast "Crushes", guest hosts with Paula, and they cover all the burning questions about crushes - like why would their relationship with Harry Styles fail, and how to slide into a hottie's DMs. You can listen to Crushes! With Deanna Ortiz here.------------------------No Wrong Answ…

Gather up your Beanie Babies and your baseball cards, because this week, we're talking COLLECTIBLES! Josh and Paula attempt to come up with the Next Big Thing (tm tm tm), a Beanie Baby to honor Prince Philip and more. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at Foursided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, …

This week, Josh and Paula earnestly talk about what we, as a country, should get ourselves as a treat, wild times in states without sales tax, and what was happening off camera on "The Office." ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at Foursided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for…

This week, Josh and Paula earnestly talk about jealousy and Josh reveals he doesn't know who sang "Stronger," the most important song in history. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at Foursided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10% off your order! NoWrongAnswersGame.comFours…

It was going to just be "Lemons!" but Paula said it that way on the recording, so that's the title. Join Josh and Paula as they dive into scurvy, medieval times, and stuff that exists only at their grandparents' houses. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at Foursided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners…

Don't hit that snooze button - Josh and Paula share their hot tips to get some sleep (like setting 33 alarms) and try to figure out if Don Draper would like them (the answer? Probably not.) ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at FourSided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10%…

This week we're running it back! And by "running it back" we mean talking about what we do while we edit the podcast and pitching sequel ideas. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at FourSided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10% off your order! NoWrongAnswersGame.comFoursid…

This week, Josh and Paula unveil the origin story of off brand sodas like Hill Dew and Physician's Assistant Peppercorn. Plus! The Mount Rushmore of Sodas, Josh is peer pressured and more. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at FourSided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10% …

This week, Josh and Paula settle the age-old debate of brains versus brawn, discuss which of their body parts they'd want preserved for history, and pitch a hit teen drama starring ghosts. Get in the ring! ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at FourSided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code…

This week, Josh and Paula reveal their new business plan for an on-the-go fondue ("Fun-Go"), plus Josh asks a listeners a very introspective hypothetical #My77. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at FourSided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10% off your order! NoWrongAnswe…

We strongly suggest you listen to this week's episode. Paula and Josh get into predictive text, if Google Search can love, and Josh blows Paula's mind. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at FourSided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! Listeners, use the code "POD10" for 10% off your order! NoWrongAnswersGame.co…

In celebration of No Wrong Answers: Non-Burning Questions to Kick-off Conversation's second printing, this week, Josh and Paula do something they've never done before - they actually play the game! They also lock down Frankenstein's Monster's Starbucks order, get all riled up about bread and even give you a discount code of your very own so you can…

Josh and Paula—two big-time baddies—talk this week about what it takes to be cold-blooded. Which, as you might expect, is a lot of reptile talk and generalizations about people named "Dale." ------------------------No Wrong Answers is back for sale online and at Foursided in Chicago! Get yourself a copy today! NoWrongAnswersGame.comFoursided: https…

Get ready to draw a whole page full of those 3D cubes and tiny hearts, because it's the DOODLES episode! This week, Josh and Paula define once and for all the Mount Rushmore of Doodles and figure out what exactly to do with your hands at an awkward dinner. (hint: it involves showmanship.) ------------------------No Wrong Answers is for sale at Four…

We're all going to grow up healthy and strong by eating 4000% of our daily recommended Vitamin Being Earnest! Join Paula and Josh as they discuss Vitamin Water, invent event-specific novelty songs, and get hyped about the Eyewitness science video theme song. ------------------------No Wrong Answers is for sale at Foursided in Chicago! Check it out …

What do you think of when you hear the word eggs? There's one right answer, let's say it together...1...2...3 - EATING THE DINOSAURS AT JURASSIC PARK! This week, Josh and Paula kind of talk about eggs, and play the game that's sweeping the nation - "Is it a chicken or a fancy type of wine?" Have your own Earnest Moment to submit? Let us know at @Be…

Woah, you're still listening? During this very weird week between Christmas and New Year's? Wow! Okay, I guess we'll discuss 2020 resolutions (you're off the hook) and giving the New Year's Baby some more teeth. Plus! A very sincere thank you for another wonderful year of Being Earnest. We love you all! Have your own Earnest Moment to submit? Let u…

It's the most...time of the year! This week, Josh and Paula inject some holiday cheer into the podcast by officially naming The Grinch as our 2020 icon, figuring out alternative ways to motivate athletes, and ensuring Josh's spot in the Sons of Anarchy for once and for all. Plus! A very sincere thank you for another wonderful year of Being Earnest.…

Grab your hammer and a fistful of nails, because this week, Josh and Paula are teaching you to build your very own birdhouse! Just kidding. In this week's episode, they discuss the concept of "fixing it" but with 0 actual instructions. Instead, there's lots of talk about Duck Tape, the Drew Barrymore Show and the Dinner Party Fixers. Have your own …

Charmed, we're sure. Dive in with Paula and Josh as they discuss how annoying Prince Charming would be in real life, Dragon Tales, and what their marginally helpful superpower would be. Have your own Earnest Moment to submit? Let us know at @BeingEarnestPod on all social media, or at BeingEarnestPod@gmail.com! ------------------------Logo by Ryan C…

Did you know that the thing on a turkey's neck is called a gobble? Which means, when they're walking around, they're just repeating the name of their own body part again and again? (Don't worry, we get into it on this episode.) PLUS! The great debate - is turkey actually...good??? Have your own Earnest Moment to submit? Let us know at @BeingEarnest…

Darling, don't you think it's a little gauche to talk about good taste? Nope! Join Josh and Paula as they discuss all things tasteful, tasty, and tacky. Also there's a lot of advice in this one, so come ready to take notes! We extended our pre-order period, but only for one more day! Today - November 17th - is the last day to pre-order No Wrong Ans…

In the Bubbles episode, Josh and Paula are poppin' bottles, breaking out the Double Bubble and...figuring out if eating a mermaid would be okay for pescatarians. (Yes, right? Yes?) Also, the duo unveils their brand new card game! No Wrong Answers: Non-Burning Questions to Kick Off Conversations is available now through Nov. 16 for pre-order here: h…

Today is a very important and potentially stressful day here in the U.S., so we thought we might keep things soothing and positive with our own Being Earnest guided meditation. Come be present with us and think about if your toes have names! ------------------------We made a card game! No Wrong Answers: Non-Burning Questions to Kick Off Conversatio…