We are back baby! We have been a bit busy lately, but we know you crave that classic cringe content. Now that we are living in Elon's Twittersphere and that brings its own content, plus we are airing out our complaints about the world around us, so this is sure to go down in history as one of Hevel's most...basic, average episodes. Talking Points: …

It is that spooky season again, and the boys from Hevel have brought back their costumes and comedy to ensure that there are plenty of cheers to go with the fears. Join the mayor of Flavortown and the Barstool Inquisitor for a walk on the scary side. Also, don't forget to leave out some candy and pasta for Guido Dracula. Listeners beware, you're in…

Sup, the name's Bond, J Bond. Please Mr. Bond is like super boomer. It's giving toxic masculinity. Check out this week's episode of Hevel where you will get to check out first hand, what the world will be missing, since the rumors of Gen Z James Bond have been debunked. Also, check out our cavelcade of other tone deaf morons, like the youth pastor …

Do you love Pumpkin Spice flavoring, Christian moms going too far, and double digit software crashes? Then you are going to love this week's episode! It has all your favorite returning characters like Christian teen magazines, Davis, and Satan! What's not to love? Support your local Hevel producer by giving them a shout on social media! Who am I ki…

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE!!! If you love reminiscing on old worship music, then we have the show for you! This week the Hevel crew finds a classic worship compilation album and take a stroll down memory lane to the halcyon days of CCM. They also take a look at Facebook comments on the Titanic, and take a dark turn to the…

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Houston...you get the rest. Hevel is celebrating the 30th birthday of one of its amazing hosts. Celebrate with us, while we take a trip down the road of infidelity that is Maroon 5, explore Tik Tok Prophets, and take a look at r/RPChristians. There is truly something for everyone! Ta…

This week's episode is like a delightfully mild treat after the intense last few episode. Watch your favorite podcast hosts roll out of bed and phone it in! If you are expecting 100% effort, you are in the wrong place, but there is still some great fun to be had, so stick around and see what it is all about...see even this description was a little …

The Queen has died (RIP), but since we are Americans we join Kendrick Lamar and say "miss me with that bull****". In all seriousness thoughts and prayers to the Queen as well as Florida Georgia Line fans for the tragic breakup of the best country music band. Listen in as we discuss the recent news and have some usual random nonsensical fun with dra…

We are back in the dumpster fire that is Dominion Dating and guess what...it is still awful and now they are commandeering the terms Hard and Soft to talk about men, and it gets weird...Join us for a rare explicit episode where we talk candidly about the damage that these "Christians" are doing to faith and this current generation. We also talk abo…

OY ladies and gents today the Brits are taking over Hevel...(please read in a Cockney Accent). We are gonna make these lads at Hevel learn to call things by their right names. No more calling crisps "potato chips" or promenades "boardwalks" We are taking our superior language back....Yeah bruv. Talking Points: British People Calling Things Weird Na…

Apparently Davis has been experiencing the world via colors...and it angers me. Every time he was thinking about you, he was seeing you in colors and not the beautiful person that you are, and honestly I cannot express my apologies enough. You deserve better, if I had known that he was seeing you like a Sherwin Williams paint square then I never wo…

It is finally time for all of our conservative listeners to find love, and we are going to show you how! You can seek out other like minded singles at MGAMingle.US...and no this is actually not a concept we came up with...it is actually a real thing...we couldn't believe it either. So hop in today and make a profile and find the love of your life..…

Cracker Barrel has done it this time ladies and gents. There is certainly no way out of the mess they've made. They have upset the one group of people that it is not okay to upset. Southern Old White people. Tune in this week to learn of the harrowing story of one breakfast chain's overwhelming battle to introduce vegan meats to their menu. Same He…

It is VBS season and the Hevel boys are here for it. We are going to Lifeway with our new ideas for VBS themes, and so be on the lookout in 2023 for VBS brought to you by Hevel. We also talk about cover songs and self deprication, so you know, the normal stuff. Enjoy this week's episode! Talking Points: Hot Seat Questions, Punk Goes Pop, Best and W…

We did it, we have found something just as appalling as Dominion Dating. A well of content that shant run dry anytime soon. We take a deep dive into the r/rpchristian subreddit, and find out just what a red pilled Christian man should look like...SPOILER ALERT it is not great. We also rank all your favorite sodas! So there truly is something for th…

Hevel is rocking out on the Sydney coast this week! It is great time just soaking up the sun and the sand, and definitely not sitting in our apartment at 2:00am on a Sunday. Take a trip with us to the land of fun times and big spiders as we talk about Facebook Serial Killers, Hot Takes, and Christian Dating Clichés. Throw a shrimp on the barbie and…

They say lighting never strikes twice in the same place...and boy are they right, we knocked it out of the park last week and this week we just came up short in the comedy/entertainment department, but guess what? You will keep tuning in because you can't help yourselves, and that is the beauty of being a creator, you have to take whatever we put o…

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY LADIES AND GENTS, Hevel is back in the studio with our resident soldier, Brock. Enjoy your God given freedom to listen to Hevel and your duty as an American to tell other people about it. Uncle Sam is always watching. Talking Points: Gentle Boys Podcast, The Duties of Our Military Branches, Random Ramblings including (Avatar …

Davis is back from the Emerald Isle and has a new lease on life, now you have to hear him brag about his opulence in the middle of a recession too! Plus, our Bible knowledge is put to the test in another exciting episode of HEVEL! Enjoy and tell your friends about how pleasant of an experience this is for you! Talking Points: The Simmon's Family Va…

Davis is on vacation this week, and so I thought instead of bringing you new Hevel, I would take my time machine and improve old Hevel. Now if you are someone who is not Gen-Z you likely won't find this entertaining at all, but if you are, you might chuckle on the inside. Enjoy this short but sweet Hevel mini-sode, and we will be back with more gre…

Howdy Y'all! We finally have embraced our southern roots here on Hevel, and all it took was one little country concert. Now we are bonafide country boys. That means we enjoy a little summer time, moonlight, and a plate full of catfish. Pull up your f-250, drop the tailgate, and enjoy the new Yee-Haw Hevel! Talking Points: Hevel is Country Now, Thin…

We have done it! We have our first official sequel bit! If you don't count Facebook Facepalm, Dominion Dating, and Who Wants to be a Millionaire...but we are just happy to have some excellent fan participation! Tune in and check out an episode that we are actually proud of! Talking Points: Isaac Shout Out, Re-Visiting Hinge to Check Out Christian G…

Happy Memorial Day…week…it was Monday, we know. We are here to honor our troops past and present with the highest quality content we could muster! Kick off the summer with your Hevel host as we discuss gross out toys past and present, play a classic gameshow, and talk about the current state of things. There is something for the whole family! Talki…

We are back after a two week break, and we are...well basically the same, except we missed recording, so we have all knew content that is only 3 weeks old! Y'all don't mind though because you are simply the best audience in podcast history! Talking Points: A Typical Hevel Intro, All Cops are Biscuits, A History Lesson and a Sermon Mixed into One, K…

The return of Houston singing most of the episode has returned. Ladies and gentlemen this is the most Hevel episode of Hevel we have had in a minute. Tacky pop culture check ins, Christian cringe, and music talk just to name a few. Welcome home, be embraced by this episode that has an awesome number attached to it! Talking Points: nice, Love is Bli…

After a prolonged battle with Mug addiction, our Hevel heroes have fought their way back to normality, and are here to bring you the classic Hevel you all know and love! Including Fast and Furious talk, Houston annoying Davis, and a new crop of April fool's for you to ridicule. Fast10 your seatbelt and lets pick up the family for this week's conten…

MUG ROOTBEER. Talking Points: MUG Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Hevel-A-Zillenial-Podcast-100891458536002/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hevelcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/hevelcast Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hevelcastPor Hevel

Welcome to Film Class! This week we take a deep dive into a few of the worst movies that Christian studios have to offer. Davis also regails us with tales of actual good Christian movies, and we take a look at 3 garbage people in this week’s April fools segment. Get your notebooks out, this will be on the final! Talking Points: Some of The Worst Ch…

MORBIUS FEVER HAS HIT THE NATION!! Vampires are out in full force since the groundbreaking phenomenon Morbius dropped into theaters and into our hearts. Don't wait! Get out there and see Jared Leto star in this ...well I am gonna say it, masterpiece!. It 100% has Hevel's support...not a joke either...we swear. Also we talk about some other stuff to…

It is that time of year again, when the Academy selects one podcast to be deemed the globes favorite podcast of the year and Hevel has won it! Thank you to all the little people who made this possible, fans, editors, and publishers. We will be accepting sponsorships, so line up and let us know your best bid! Also, i guess you can listen to this epi…

Top o' the marnin' to ye! Glad you are joining us again after a week away to join us for St. Paddies Day! We are celebrating Irish heritage! Well half of us are, but still come along for this trip through the history of Ireland's most important holiday! Also, see us talk about 90-'s nostalgia and take a trip to Buzzfeed. Do a jig and enjoy the show…

WE ARE VENGENCE, WE ARE THE NIGHT, WE...ARE...HEVEL!! We have seen The Batman, and you better believe we are going to talk about it...and gush over it. We coincidently also found the next big bad of our hero are...BIG EVA! Tune in next time to see if we can overcome this adversary...same bat time...same bat podcast! Talking Points: Matt Reeve's The…

It has been a wild ride, but FreBROary has finally come to an end. Celebrate with us as we remember all things bro, including random tangents, getting ratio-ed on Twitter, respecting others, and adult erotica novels. The words of Dr. Strange, "Things just got out of hand," with this episode. Give it a listen and let your inner bro be fed! Talking P…

We got all the bros in the studio today, Davis, Houston, Brock, Action Kevin, and introducing the Hevel mascot Wokky Balboa the Manecoon Cat. Febroary is in full effect as we talk about some of the worst band mash ups we can think of, best and worst celebrity podcast guests, and how to handle the stresses of this world. So snuggle up with the bros …

It is the biggest game of the year and the holy spirit has filled this Hevel Dome at the Spirit Bowl in 2022. With a halftime performance from Mercy Me, Jeremy Camp, Skillet, and more!! All white and all clean content! Stay around for the post show sermon! Oh also its Valentine's day to I guess...So tune in to the most spirit filled event of the ye…

WARNING THIS EPISODE CONTAINS ADULT THEMES AND DISCUSSIONS AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!!!! It is officially the first week of FeBROary y'all, and we out here, livin' that manly life, doin' guy things. Join us as we take this little short month and talk about all the guytastic things you wanna know, and we explore a less than PC channel fro…

Sanduary has finally come to an end, and with it so has all of the good comedy that we promised for 2022. This week as we try to hold onto the Hevel harmony, we see more seeds of dissension sown between states, parents and children, and even your Hevel hosts. As we fight against the division, we hope this episode gets your undivided attention. Tune…

It's that time again folks! We recorded a late night episode, so you can guarantee this one is gonna be chalk full of weird tangents, non sequiturs, and overall classic Hevel content that you've come to know and love. Join us on this weird and whacky journey! Talking Points: Interpreting Dreams, Gaslighting Paul Rudd About The Moon, A Quick Story A…

Sanduary is in full effect as the boys bring you a tropical island episode full of the Cringey Christian Content that you crave. This episode dives deep into end times theology and unlocks a memory that we had collectively locked away in out subconscious. Pour a tropical drink and enjoy the show. Talking Points: Hijacked by Cracker Barrel's CEO, Sa…

HOUSTON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A VILLAIN WHO SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE WILLEM DEFOE!! So, we will have to try and unite the Hevel verse and stop this mad man! But in the meantime enjoy the first official content recorded in the new year! Maybe this new villain arc will bring about more classic goofs and gaffs. Talking Points: The Mind Goblin Takes O…

Do you want great quality content from attentive hosts who are refreshed and not dead from recording 4 episodes in 7 days? Too bad, look elsewhere, but if you want the Hevel boys not laughing at stupid memes, and bickering back and forth, you’ve come to the right place. Sit back and enjoy the first episode of the new year!! Talking Points: A Quick …

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE’VE DONE IT, WE’VE GOTTEN OUR FIRST GUEST. It’s only Brock; but it’s a start. We are gearing up for the new year. Tryna leave 2021 in the dust. So join us as we wrap up this year and look ahead to creating some Hevel Harmony…by introducing a little chaos into the studio. Talking Points: Brock Thompkins Hype, A Late Testimonia…

It was the night before Christmas Eve, all through the house, not a creature was laughing, not even your spouse. Hevel stomped heavy outside on your roof, & you waited by the fire place to catch photographic proof. The two podcast boys, who were oh so funny, were again here on Christmas, to drip audio honey. Your family sat quietly under the tree, …

HEVEL 3-6-5!! One year has gone by and we are gonna milk for all its worth, but sincerely for all it is worth, our mild "success" has come from only one place, it is not talent, it is not timely references, it is not hard biting commentary on social issues because God knows we have none of the above, but instead, it comes only from our loyal listen…

Take a look back with us over the first year of Hevel hits, with all of the varying audio quality and the mid-tier jokes. Thank you all for the support over the last year, you have all been incredible and amazing, and we cannot wait to see what year two holds for us! Sit back and try to endure the cringe of our first 16 episodes! Hevel Hits: Intro,…

It is little Davy's 28th birthday! Come along as we celebrate with some "fun" historical occurence and talk about the nuances of celebrity deaths! It is the perfect pallet cleanser from all of the great content we had over the last few weeks!! Be our guest!! Talking Points: Davis' Birthday, Celebrities That Davis Shares a Birthday With, On This Day…

kljlk wenwenf iefroswfwn powoefmwe [[eoprwepfk wkemnfwlef....OH NO IT HAS ALREADY STARTED KEN HAM HAS ACTIVATED THE TOWER OF BABEL... That will probably make more sense after we get into the first half of this episode, but while this is a Thanksgiving themed episode, it is out civic duty to put on blast any outrageous goings on in the Christian wor…

Sorry folks, this week we have one thing and one thing on the agenda, and that is Conservapedia. I need not say more or I will spoil the fun...but boy howdy...this was...something...enjoy if you can. Talking Points: Conservapedia's List of Greatest Conservative songs and movies. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Hevel-A-Zillenial-Podcast-100891458…

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Listener beware, you're in for a scare!! BOO!! It is that extra spooky season where all the ghosts and ghoulies come out for their annual podcast appearance. Join us on the scariest of holidays NOVEMBER 4th!! For the first annual Hevel-ween!! A celebration of all things spoopy and cringey! Grab your candy buckets because it's not trick, you're in f…