Every year, the Hallmark Channel delights cis-gender white people everywhere with predictable holiday movies starring thin, mildly attractive actors. While this seems like it would be a recipe for failure, Hallmark releases more and more movies each year and us white folks just gobble them up like a Christmas ham. Holiday-obsessed plus size influencer Maggie McGill reviews each new original Hallmark Channel move from now until December 25th with a fat, queer, feminist perspective.