IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It's been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month's podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about bus attacks!! Bathroom stall false imprisonment!! The nuking of tweetdecks and multiple de…

THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk some local Louisiana politics! ALSO flooding in New York!! Finally, white people board games!! No Jess this weekend she’…

THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter and Tweetdeck but why it is a noble sacrifice. And there’s an arguing with white people update!! Then we discuss the difference be…

We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn’t there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk a…

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you’re gonna be subjected to that. It’s a racing mind problem!! Then he talks ab…

THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man who could probably beat him up! Wow! Also Jess talks about her accidental carjacking attempt, and el Sooper turns that into a serious topic like a…

IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or the world?! ALSO we talk about the BING-BOT and the Bing-Matt, there’s a phantom feminine sneeze, and the threat of violence…

This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a lot. It's the return of the Matt, part two!!!

This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!!

THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle about it, but fails! El Sooper talks about the Second Ronald declaring war on the College Board and winning!! Also how…

THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also the lure of the Waffle House!! THEN we talk some snort scale and Netflix recommendations and the bone apple tea!! Then the plot thinnens som…

This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel heartbroken and I hate that the tone of the podcast doesn't fit how horrible I feel right now. But, well, there …

Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she’s just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then we talk about mexicansplaining, and after the plot thickened we talk about interlocking foam pellets, also WHO turned off the electricity in …

Hi, how are you? I’m good, how are you? It’s another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you’re not gonna wanna miss this! We talk about the mystery of water-beds, and sauntering within the radius of victory! ALso telegram, Master Don, the Trump Buc…

Hi! How are you? I’m good, how are you? We’re back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween! What a weirdo. We have a Halloween decoration update and we tear up the argument surrounding Elon Musk buying up Twitter and forcing…

THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report from Just OK Jessica and also we talk about whether sparse is a word, it is, and el Sooper laughs a whole lot at the White House press secretary. He…

THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and also some Martha's Vineyard craziness and also general immigration comments and also whether Atlanta is better than Boston, also why the Kaepernick t…

THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!! Avoid those, but enjoy the podcast. Also we talk about Dr. Oz. And comic book movies and how animals are AMORAL rapists and MURDERERS. And comic bo…

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do some other griping and then el Sooper harangues people also we talk about how technology is subtly changing our culture, and also has…

THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don’t talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So it suffices to say that there will be spoilers!! It’s a MATT all pop culture podcast!! Also we look back at the latchkey kids and we blame Gen-…

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a man, not a breakfast taco!! Jess yass-queens for a while and then el Sooper discusses suppurating and Elon Musk and Twitter and Trump and how awful…

THIS WEEK we’re back and we got a JESS but no Matt he’s gone. We talk about Jess’s continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job expectations and make fun of the people fired by Elon Musk. Then Jess Yas-Queens herself for a while and el Sooper talks about the te…

THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor Lorentz and the insane controversy around her, and then she starts yes-queening herself! Also there’s a vocal fry universit…

YES it is here!! The Sooperpodcast where we discuss why we’re dumb!! We finally connect the dots after a decade of podcasting and more than 462 podcasts!! It’s very exciting. Also we talk about Matt’s new job and Jess’s ma’am life crisis and whether short people are creepy. Also we find out one of the co-hosts is a tiny person hoarding tiny noteboo…

THIS WEEK it’s just el Sooper and el MATT!! We do everything we can to avoid talking about politics but eventually we ride the slippery slope into it all! We talk Soosicalls, the horror movie musicals, the time that Gallagher was a big jerk to Carrot Top, Elon Musk saving the Tweepublic, and why el Sooper is very very much against paying off studen…

Hello everyone it’s the new sooperpodcast and we have a MATT and we have Jess, but we barely have a Soopermexican!! That’s because I had to call in from my iPhone and I sound terrible. I’m very very sorry. if you can bear to listen, we talk about the dems shooting themselves in the foot and how wonderful it all is, and also a little bit on Jan. 6 a…

THIS WEEK we have the one and only Jess and only Jess!! We talk about some politics but mostly how Jess is perilously heading towards being an empty nester and how sharks tried to eat el Sooper whilst he vacationed at Newport Harbour. Also is there anyone who knows anything about industrial design?! Then we talk about the state of the Republican pa…

THIS WEEK we are unable to get that very short lady to join us, so it's an ALL MATT podcast for all of you big matt fans!! We barely talk any politics, it's mostly pharma stories, playing G.I. Joes, Hershey's bars, and all the horrible satanic things girls do in middle school. WOW!! You have to go listen right now!!…

THIS WEEK on the Sooperpodcast we have MATT again and also Jessica!! WOW!! This week Jess asks a very very long question that is so long el Sooper forgets what it was. THEN we talk about why Ukraine is Brittany with an I, and why social media made us hate Putin and love Zelensky!! Then el Sooper yells a whole and curses, which is what so many of yo…

THIS WEEK we got Matt for another mexclusive engagement!! Though he doesn’t talk much this time. We DO chat about why you need an air fryer and an instapot terror weapon!! Also we catch you up on world war 3 or 4 or whatever war we’re on, and then we read some funny tweets and then we tell you our favorite streaming television show picks! WOW!! Als…

THIS WEEK we have a sooper special guest, the one and only Matt Dawson, by popular demand!! We find out what he’s bene up to in the year since he said he was “going out for a smoke” and then never came back! WOW! He tells us about his new job and also how he laces his paintings with fentanyl! Actually I guess I make that accusation and he never rea…

THIS WEEK we return with more half-assed coverage of the news that happened 30 minutes before we record!! WOW!! El Sooper and Jess waste a bunch of time talking about their technological setbacks, then they talk about Brian Flores’ racist lawsuit against the NFL!! Also there is a Georgia dumpster fire update, we talk some Stacey Abrams ridiculousne…

THIS WEEK we return to the podcast mines!! El Sooper makes his glorious return from New York City and Buffalo and Kansas City and various other places in between!! El Sooper regales the listener with tales from his visit with the lovely and gracious Dana Perino!! ALSO he thrills the listeners with his attendance at the legendary Patriots Bills game…

THIS WEEK we drop Jess for not being Mexican enough and we have a super guest to discuss the ridiculousness of the Latinx movement! Also we make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife because she cannot pronounce cucumber! WOW! It's everything you ever wanted in a mexican conservative year end show!! Also I am not a Jewish lawyer from Burbank pretending to be …

THiS WEEK we are back from a loooong unintended Christmas break!! Not my fault. What IS my fault is that I stupidly ate some almonds right before we recorded. I almost died. THEN Jess and I talked about our Christmas and how tamales are incredible and why we both suck at the sooper fantasy football league! Wow!! THEN we talk about the Si-D-Si and w…

THIS WEEK we finally get back to podcastin' after taking a turkey break. El Sooper discusses his devices and how men buy him beer at bars, also we talk about the downfall of Chris Cuomo, then Jess tries to get me to explain the mystery of the Patriot Front. I fail at that. Then I go deep on the transphobic murder crime conspiracy of Sabrina Prater …

THIS WEEK we talk about whether Jess’s friends make fun of her, and then el Sooper forgets how long it’s been since they recorded last!! Also el Sooper recounts how he got sick at the Buffalo Bills game on Halloween! That’s not almonds, and it’s not the vid!! Then we have some rank punditry, insofar as that is possible, also we talk about the crack…

THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma’am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the development of shipping containers wow!! We go back, way back, to a previous guest and discuss at length the sources of all our supply c…

THIS WEEK the candied yam ma’am and el sooper talk about our long national nightmare being over, then we wonder why Superman is being accused of loving a dude named Luis. ALSO we talk about California’s new law banning gas-powered equipment and the illegal alien uprising against it! Then el Sooper gives advice about what candy to give out at Hallow…

THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma’am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!! Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita. Then el sooper gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market…

THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it’s full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let’s see, there’s alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs…

Hello, it's me the SMOTUS just updating you all on where we are on when you can expect a new sooperpodcast. WOW!! If Jess doesn't come back soon, I will start recording solo podcast and ain't nobody wants that.

This week on the somewhat-weekly hit of wisdom and knowledge we go over ALL of the Gaetz Shenanigans, including the Tucker Carlson interview and underage girls and having dinner with women and the FBI and extortion. We are so uberplussed!! And boy is it terse. Also we talk about pillow immunity and then I whine about dum peeple on Twitter and how s…

It's Sooperpodcast 430 from our old numbering system!! THIS WEEK on the annual sooperpodcast we talk about the great big news everyone is talking about! YES, the Piggly Wiggly story!! And is Aldi’s just a trash version of Sprouts?! We discuss at nauseating length!! El Sooper talks about the nonagenarian who scammed him this week, and also the cat t…

THIS WEEK on the smutty semantic satiation podcast we have a Jessica and there is still no MATT! Sorry matt fans. We do have an update on almond choking and the clock is unfortunately reset on choking incidents. ALSO we discuss why people love conspiracy theories! My favorite subject!! Also sooper gives you tips on happiness wow!! Jess gets all tea…

Hello everybody unfortunately we could not record for the New Year's Eve because Jess is out boozing it up somewhere and we can't find Matt. So you're stuck with me. Sorry!! Anyway, also there's a very sad flashback. Enjoy! Happy NEW YEAR'S!!!

THIS WEEK, wow so much happened after we stopped recording, and we didn't touch ANY OF IT. Instead, we talked about sentences with periods, and we had a MATT and we had one tiny little JESS, and we talked about what you can fit in your rectum, the whole thing with that lady that done gonna be on the SCOTUS, a little bit of ooooh chita, and then I m…

THIS WEEK we have only a MATT and no Jess!! We have an intellectual decision about the bosoms of various major brand mascots, how to get some plozzma doing, and how to get to the PAPPIZE!! And curiously, Matt actually guesses my new game show before I even mention it. WOW!! You must listen now!!

THIS WEEK we get all depressed about coronavirus then el Sooper explains why Twitter is making us all doomed or maybe we’re not doom but at least he comes up with a new word and it’s amazing. Then we talk about our new show, Guess! That! Statistic!! [Applause!] Also el Sooper talks about dumb Twitter brain gotchas and unfortunately he criticizes Ma…

This WEEK we get a MATT back, we apologize. El SOOPER has a great idea for a YouTube series called “What how what how,” and you will love it. Then we talk about Europe and then el sooper drinks too much and starts yelling at Matt about his horrible terrible arguments and he quotes Aristotle and Plato and it’s GREAT! But then he has to apologize lat…