Some people take their dates to the movies, some take their dates to a haunted pizzeria. This song tells the story of Bradley Lovestar showing his bravery (or foolishness) by taking his date to an abandonded pizzeria with some unexpected third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wheels. (And no, we're not sure where this fits in the lore)…

Lake Titicaca is a real place and there really is a scrotum frog that lives there. Telmatobius culeus, commonly known as the Titicaca water frog is a medium-large to very large and endangered species of frog in the family Telmatobiidae with loose fitting wrinkley skin. A somewhat sloppy version of this song was posted on The FUMP shortly after The …

This is one of the two songs that inspired me to launch off into doing comedy music. First I got the hook then knew I had to flesh this out into a full song and that the style for this must be country. I had so many guys singing overdubs because I wanted that big bar anthem type sound for the refrain. This is, of course, about those rare times when…

Mr. Burns singing about himself to the tune of Kiss The Girl from The Little Mermaid because why not? Lyrics by Ethan Mawyer. Vocals/Mr. Burns impression by Zachary Brown.Por Ethan Mawyer

My most watched movies of all time are Alien and Aliens. So the time had come to pay tribute! Parody of "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire Music by Karaoke-Version.com Produced by Aaron Becker Vocals by Jeff Whitmire, Melissa Lewis, Shanna Stoker Henson, TheFifthSister, Judy Pancoast, and Aaron Becker…

I had a couple friends post something about how when they vent on Facebook, people click that "Care" react emoji on their post but then never actually leave any kind of comments with encouragement, positive vibes, etc... just clicked a button and moved on, and how that felt so artificial because no effort went into that. So I was inspired to take a…

So, I just turned 46 on this past Wednesday, and I've noticed as I get older, I'm finding it harder to trust...things.Words and Music: Insane IanMixing and Mastering: Ben StahlPor Insane Ian

Sometimes the goal is: make something as stupid as you possibly can.Mission accomplished.Music: Bruce SpringsteenLyrics: SG and Niamh BagnellGuitars, bass, drums, keyboards, kazoo, vocals, arrangement, production: SGHelpful suggestions: SuluVideo below!Por Steve Goodie

Hello and welcome to the first every episode of Fumped Hard. Each week I will be bringing you a selection of the fine funny music that can be found at the thefump.com. Since this is the first episode the whole show will be dedicated to firsts. In this case it is the first songs that each of the artists posted to the site. So enjoy here is the episo…