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Horror writer Dalton Deschain and film critic Dylan Roth are tasked with reviving the short-lived Dark Universe of horror movies, pitching each other a new installment in a Marvel-style grand opus featuring Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Mummy. This podcast is not affiliated with or endorsed by Universal Pictures but it's funnier if you pretend that it is.
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The Real Dark Universe Theme Park w/Alicia Stella
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After two years of plotting and discussing totally imaginary films and television shows, isn't it about time we got real?!?! Theme park journalist Alicia Stella of Orlando ParkStop joins us to discuss the upcoming Dark Universe land at Universal Studios: Epic Universe in Orlando Florida. Learn how she got the scoop about the Dracula, Frankenstein, …
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The Gang is back and this time they plot their escape. Highlights include agressive parades, plastic, and drunk vacuuming.
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Night of the Living Dead
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Dark Legion: Death's Door unleashed Hell on Earth. Now, Dylan & Dalton are exploring their universe's terrifying new status quo with a season of standalone stories packed with new (read: expendable) characters. First up, Dylan is taking a swing at a Dark Universe reimagining of one of the most important horror films of all time: Night of the Living…
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The Gang is back and they are stilling chilling, this time something kind of related to baseball. Highlights include Tori learns new things, Vine, and baseball siinger.
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BONUS: Smokey & the Bandit / Generations of Murder
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Dylan needed an extra week to get his Night of the Living Dead script up to code, so as a consolation we're releasing this month's bonus episode to the main feed, plus we're making the video version available to all paid subscribers. Dalton Deschain & Dylan Roth answer a challenge from Studio Executive Birras to come up with a Dark Universe version…
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House of 1000 Corpses w/Abe Goldfarb
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It's the crossover nobody asked for, least of all Dylan & Dalton! And yet, in this FULL VIDEO, SEASON 4 premiere of AYADU, guest Abe Goldfarb (Beetlejuice: The Musical, First Time Caller) sells our hosts on a Suicide Squad-style romp in which Otis and Baby Firefly bring their bloodlust into the Dark Universe's new status quo! This episode is availa…
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The Gang is back and squealing. Highlights include yard sales, CvK, and Wet Wonka.
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Unlocking Dark Legion: Death's Door
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Here it is at last: The complete story break conversation in which Dylan & Dalton determined when, how, and why the Dark Legion would meet their terrible fates in Dark Legion: Death's Door! How much did our storytellers know before they broke ground on their sadistic sequel? How much of their plans changed between this initial discussion and the fi…
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The Gang is back to say cheese and die and they are all out of cheese. Highlights include tall tales, return of imdBri, and Goseless.
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Dark Legion: Death's Door, Part Two
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WHO WILL SURVIVE? Part One of the Phase Three finale put our heroes — and our audience — through Hell. The stakes are higher than ever. What fate awaits the Dark Legion? Our partner podcast this month isn't a podcast, but an honest to god book, by our friend and voice of Dr. Jennifer Halsey — Ella Dawson! Check out But How Are You, Really? wherever…
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The Gang is back and this time something about peas. Highlights include Skater Girl, size disparity, and Derek fights a baby (again).
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Dark Legion: Death's Door, Part One
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THE END IS NEAR. The two-part finale of Phase Three begins here. Ahmanet lives. Set is loose. The Dark Legion is in great danger. What terrors await Earth's Mightiest Monsters? PLUS: A bonus clip from the patest episode of Are You Afraid of Dylan & Dalton?, available for Patrons at Patreon.com/DylanAndDalton. GUEST CAST (watch out for spoilers!) El…
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BONUS: Mamma Mia! / Under the Influence of Sybonk
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While you await DEATH'S DOOR with bated breath, here's this month's episode of the Patron-exclusive podcast Are You Afraid of Dylan & Dalton? in its entirety absolutely free! Don't worry, we're not just being generous. We're after your money. We're starting an exciting new project on our bonus podcast ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYLAN & DALTON? called Studio…
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The Gang is back and this time they are getting married. Highlights include bonding, Jimmy Fight Club, and trauma doll.
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Robot Monster w/Bill Corbett
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Heads up: For this, our 50th episode, we have created a full VIDEO VERSION of the episode. Not just a picture of the episode cover with some graphics on it, but an honest-to-god video. Watch it here, if you'd like: https://youtu.be/XxN4CXdufAc One of our comedic heroes, Bill Corbett of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and RiffTrax, calls in to pitch us…
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The Gang is Back and this time they are Awesome Ants. Highlights include Dippin' Dots, OOps All Ants, and weiners.
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Phase Three Recap! Plus: Dracula in Hell
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Dark Legion: Death's Door is just a month away, which means it's time for another rapid-fire Dark Universe recap! Join us as we attempt to coherently summarize the past ten canon episodes of our show in no more than five minutes each, while also reflecting back on some of the season's twists and turns. PLUS: By your request, we've compiled all eigh…
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The gang is back and covered in this werewolf skin for a second time. Highlights include Saw Trap alarms, werewolf orgy, and pizza waffles.
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Darkman w/Daniel Kibblesmith
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A decade before directing the blueprint for a generation of superhero blockbusters, Sam Raimi attempted to create his own mashup between comic book hero and Universal Monster: Darkman! How the hell did it take us so long to adapt this one? Luckily, Emmy-nominated TV and comics writer Daniel Kibblesmith is here to pitch an exciting new take on the c…
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The Gang is back and they tried the werewolf skin roll. Highlights include Hanna, werewolf rules, Stephen King Millenial
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Van Helsing, Part Two
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It's time for the shocking conclusion of Dalton's Van Helsing pitch, the Carmilla Trilogy, and what I suppose we can start calling the House of Frankenstein Trilogy. The Dark Legion faces their most daunting challenge to date: each other! Phase Three's threads converge here, and everything will change! PLUS: Who got married during the two-year gap?…
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Van Helsing, Part One
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They said it would never happen — Dalton has written script too big for one episode! Van Helsing revisits the ruthless Adelaide, last of the Van Helsing line, in a story that wraps up Dalton's Carmilla Trilogy and reassembles practically the entire Dark Legion. It's a tall order. Can this pitch live up to its lofty expectations? PLUS: A bonus clip …
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The Gang is still at school, oh no they missed the bus. Highlights include The Perfect Storm, Southern Bri, and hackers.
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The Ghost and Mrs. Muir w/Magnolia Porter Siddell
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In our latest guest pitch episode, writer and cartoonist Magnolia Porter Siddell brings us her take on the 1947 supernatural romance The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, in which a fiercely independent widow grows attached to the deceased sailor (sorry, SEAMAN, he wants to be called a seaman) who haunts her new house. Dylan & Dalton are immediately taken with …
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The Gang is back and this time they go to the perfect school. Highlights include Dr. Dealer, older sibling shenanigans, and Nate Bargatze.
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Return to the Black Lagoon
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Last season, Dalton brought us a unique and ambitious reimagining of a Universal classic: THE BLACK LAGOON. It's a bleak and surreal horror story about gender, isolation, oppression, repression, and death. It's not a movie that calls for a sequel, and even less a movie that calls for a sequel from Dylan. Nevertheless, that was Dylan's assignment fo…
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The Gang is back to play a game of haunted houses. Highlights include nonconsensual board games, and big die.
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Jaws w/Patrick Willems
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There's only one storyteller we would trust to pitch a Dark Universe reimagining of Jaws, one of the greatest films of all time: filmmaker and YouTube star Patrick Willems joins us from Cannes, France to share his vision of the most ill-advised movie remake of all time! Plus, learn about the time Patrick met Tom Cruise at the premiere of the latest…
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The Gang is back for another one day at Horrorland. Higlights includeSports Utility Vehicles, Magomery, Seagull Nine Eleven.
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The Invisible Man's Revenge
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Dalton's informal "Carmilla Trilogy" continues with The Invisible Man's Revenge, a sequel to our breakout episode from way back in 2022! The fanbase is split as to what to expect from this one. Will this chapter be another kooky slapstick comedy, or will it be a nihilistic bloodbath the likes of which the Dark Universe has never seen? You'll get yo…
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The Gang is back and they are spending one day at Horrorland. Highlights include serial garden, Horrorland red flags, and The Unknown orgin story
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Village of the Damned w/Avery Edison
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Writer and comedian Avery Edison has come to pitch a new take on Village of the Damned, and she has come PREPARED. It's our most in-depth guest pitch to date! This one's got it all: Creepy children, uncanny creatures, gender feelings, and ties to our Dark Legion! And, bits? Yeah, we got those, too. You don't want to miss this one. Our podcast partn…
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The Gang is back and boy are their ghosts barking. Highlights include Forest Whitaker, Liar Dad, and barking water.
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Cat People (OR Kill Your Darlings)
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After a months of sequels and spin-offs, it's time for a wholly new addition to our Dark Universe, and it's even more different than anyone expected. On this episode, Dylan pitches a new take on the 1942 classic Cat People, a small-scale, low-budget, Sundance-style horror dramedy with minimal connections to the Dark Legion mythology. It's a very ro…
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The Gang is back and they are bummed. Listen, a lot of really bummer stuff has been brought to the surface and it really colored our viewing of this episode. We understand that some of you have a built in nostalgia for this series and maybe even this specific episode. This episode is our honest reactions during a time of exmination into children's …
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AYOTD3K: The Buttercream Gang
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Free Patreon Drop If you don't want to listen to this week's bummers episode than mybe we can offer you a little buttercream. We've talked about it for years, quoted and referenced it. Well here it is! A much more enjoyable watch-along experience. So here's a little peak at some patreon content.
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Hello, gentle listeners, here's a little taste of what you might be missing on our Patreon at Patreon.com/dylananddalton. Once a month, we release a new episode of our bonus podcast, Are You Afraid of Dylan and Dalton?, where we talk about horror and sci-fi movies, challenge each other with stupid little trivia games, and answer non-Dark Universe-r…
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The Thing That Couldn't Die w/Kendra Wells
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Acclaimed writer and illustrator (and voice of Hunter Marin) Kendra Wells joins your hellish hosts to resurrect an infamously bad Universal monster movie, The Thing That Couldn't Die! It's a movie so weirdly unsatisfying that the only way to enjoy it is via Mystery Science Theater 3000, but Kendra has arrived with a plan to reshape it into somethin…
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The Gang is back and this time they are Adam Snadler. Higlights include subtle rage, the Babadook furies, and Wonka tours.
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The Phantom of the Opera: Love Never Dies
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Last season, Dylan surprised Dalton by composing four original songs for his Dark Universe take on The Phantom of the Opera. "Fuck," said Dalton, "Now I have to do a musical episode!" It's finally here, and it does not disappoint. The Phantom of the Opera: Love Never Dies is a new Dark Universe story, a sequel to Dylan's Phantom, a riff on Andrew L…
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The Gang is back and they don't go to sleep. Highlights include everything happens, high school realty, and cereal endorsements.
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World w/Rax King & Amber Rollo
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You've heard us say it before and it's never been more true than it is now: This is the wildest guest pitch we've ever heard. Rax King and Amber Rollo, the hosts of Low Culture Boil, have reimagined the 2011 Edgar Wright film Scott Pilgrim vs. the World as an X-rated bloodbath slasher movie starring a certain very large six-time world champion prof…
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The Gang is back and they are not returning to the house!!! Highlights include ghost house property taxes., murder murder, and The Noid.
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Part Two
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It's the stunning conclusion of our giant-sized action-horror blockbuster, The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Will Victor Frankenstein be able to reconcile with his resurrected son? What will become of Esmeralda? And, crucially, WHO WAS IN THE BATHROOM? These questions will be answered, plus a lot that you probably didn't have about Dylan's chaotic writi…
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The Gang is back and all their best friends are invisible. Higlights include fullbody erection, science words, and eggs
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Part One
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A pitch too big for one episode! Dylan's brought in a whopping 80-page script for his half of the House of Frankenstein duology, The Hunchback of Notre Dame! How will he connect this massive Victor Hugo novel with the mythology of Frankenstein? How accurate are the fan predictions? Will the seeds planted by Dalton in A Native American Werewolf in P…
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The Gang is back and they bought a lovely little home on Shock Street. Highlights include Rural's mask obsesiion. 90's cartoon trauma, and tickle friend.
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The Mad Ghoul w/Ramon Villalobos
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Comics artist Ramon Villalobos joins our devilish hosts to discuss what might be the worst movie we've ever had to watch for this show, "The Mad Ghoul," a creature feature so forgettable that Universal didn't bother renewing the copyright. Can this rowdy trio salvage a potentially ripe concept into a movie that belongs in our Dark Universe? Can the…
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The Gang is back and the night is living dummied. Highlights include punishment chores, air is different today, and The Pig.
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A Native American Werewolf in Paris
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At long last, it's Dalton's first solo pitch of Phase Three and the first half of our loose "House of Frankenstein" duology: A Native American Werewolf in Paris! Dalton's all about fulfilling the promise of the premise, so how will they make this story appropriately wolfy, thoroughly Parisian, and respectful towards Gwen's indiginous heritage witho…
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