It's the season one finale and there are some burning questions! Who is the father of Theresa's baby? Who will buy Seth's boat? Will Marissa and Ryan stay together and "just go back to normal"? How did Caleb even afford the house he bought for Julie? Why does Haley sound like she's recording this podcast in another dimension? Tune in and find out a…

It's a double episode! There are showers! Sisters! Prostitutes! Pregnancy Tests! Las Vegas! Strippers! Trucker hats! And of course - a physical fight at a party. Double the episodes, double the babes. Join us for The Shower & The Strip. Follow us - Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandjams The show - @newportbeachpod…

Proposals abound in Newport Beach. Marissa proposes never speaking to Julie or Luke again. Luke proposes leaving Newport. Ryan proposes getting back together with Marissa. Summer proposes an extreme room makeover. Caleb proposes to Julie. And this episode proposes to be mildly homophobic. We propose you listen to The Proposal! Follow us! Haley - @_…

It's Passover and it looks like we aren't going to the Ackerman's this year. Nana Cohen has made a surprise visit to Newport Beach and she's got a secret. Summer's determined to out-Jew Seth after agreeing to ask The Four Questions at dinner. Jimmy's conflicted about Hailey. Meanwhile, Marissa is missing after hearing the truth about Julie and Luke…

Previously on The Valley.... Ryan and Seth discover Luke and Julie's secret. Summer and Marissa meet Grady Bridges (Star of The Valley who totally improvises all of his lines) and are invited to his birthday party in L.A where the gang encounter someone unexpected. Sandy and Jimmy run into a decorating snag before The Lighthouse's big opening night…

Marissa misses Ryan. Eddie misses Theresa. Caleb misses Julie. Sandy misses his moral compass. Anna misses Pittsburgh's Peanut Butter Cup pie. And we missed seeing someone be punched into a pool at a party! Join us for The Goodbye Girl. Hold the cilantro. Follow us! The show - @newportbeachpod Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandjams…

Theresa shows up in Newport and puts a strain on Ryan and Marissa's attempt to be "friends". Seth pulls a Lysistrata on Summer who does not want to acknowledge him publicly. Anna misses Pittsburgh. Caleb swallows his pride and asks Sandy for legal help (and Julie for a booty call). Ay dios mio! Join us as we discuss The Telenovela. But hurry....Luk…

It wouldn't be a holiday in Newport Beach without a little drama and fancy party and this Valentine's Day is no exception. Kirsten is overzealous about the holiday, Sandy teaches us a lesson about marriage, Jimmy’s got a secret admirer, Seth and Summer have an... encounter, and Marissa just straight up embarrasses herself all episode long. Draw a b…

The Babes welcome their very first guest host to the studio to discuss one of the most dramatic episodes in O.C. history. Oliver's elated that Ryan has been suspended, Summer shows an interest in comics, Caleb shows an interest in breaking up, and Sandy just wants someone to talk to him. Check in with Natalie at the concierge desk and join us in th…

Tensions are high at Harbor School. Oliver transfers in as a new student at Harbor School which is totally normal and not sketchy at all! Seth and Anna try to shake things up in their relationship. Summer dates "Big Funny" guy Danny. Ryan breaks into something yet again. Dr. Kim oversteps her boundaries as an educator. Most importantly, Luke is rea…

We wanted to apologize for being absent for a while so we're going to take you on a trip. Pack your golf clubs, humidifier, and plans to manipulate your friends - we're going to Palm Springs! This episode brought to you by that one Puddle of Mudd song. Follow us! Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandjams The Pod - @newportbeachpod…

Dude, this episode does not suck AT ALL! Follow us! Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandjams The Pod - @newportbeachpod

This episode is, like, so 2003 which is exactly where Summer and Anna are leaving their feelings for Seth Cohen. Marissa says three important words to Ryan who is very polite. Kirsten and Sandy prove they are NOT IN A RUT by defying the GPS lady and going to a special party. Join us for “the most important chick holiday of the year besides Valentin…

We're baaaaaaaaack and Chrismukkah is sweeping the nation! Seth drops some holiday knowledge on Ryan. Kirsten makes an unexpected move at work. Marissa has sticky fingers. Summer and Anna enter into the Geneva Convention of Dating with some gifts for Seth. But, the greatest gift of all? We finally meet the one, the only, Oliver Trask. Drinking, cry…

We'll tell you about this episode but you can't tell anyone else, okay? Rumor has it, Summer and Anna are friends. We also heard that Kirsten kissed Jimmy (and Sandy is about to find out). We also heard that Luke's dad is seeing someone other than his wife. Tune in for the scoop on this week's episode, The Secret! Follow us! Haley - @_haleyjayne Mi…

Every holiday is filled with drama and, at the Cohen house, this Thanksgiving is no exception. Trey calls Ryan from jail. Sandy and Kirsten play matchmaker. The Gruesome Twosome crash the party. Seth juggles Anna and Summer. Marissa selfishly disregards Ryan's feelings (again). Join us for some merlot, margs, musicals, and definitely some mayhem in…

Aren't we just the perfect couple (of podcast hosts)? But who on the show comprises the actual perfect couple from the title: Sandy & Kirsten? Ryan & Marissa? Seth & Anna? Summer & Chip? Newport Beach and Fundraisers on yachts? Come to listen to us talk just to make sounds with The Perfect Couple. Follow us! Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandja…

It's a new year! A new SCHOOL YEAR, that is. It‘s Ryan's first day at Harbor School. Ryan and Marissa try to hang out. Sandy and Kirsten try to bang. Seth tries to get Summer to (openly) like him. Join us on the ferris wheel for our first episode of 2019 - The Heights! Follow us! Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandjams The Pod - @newportbeachpod…

Merry Chrismukkah, listeners! We'll RESCUE you from your family this week with Episode 8 - The Rescue! Marissa is in the hospital! Ryan tries to get into the Harbor School! Sandy's coworker is hot! Julie's iconic sweat suits! All this and not much more this week! Follow us! Haley - @_haleyjayne Miranda - @hamandjams The Pod - @newportbeachpod…

"We're going to TJ!" or, as far as Sandy is concerned, "Comic Con." Join Seth, Summer, Ryan, and Marissa for a dramatic road trip down to Tijuana where we ask and answer some important questions! Does what happens in Mexico, stay in Mexico? (No!) Is Jimmy living in the past? (Yes!) Did you ever wonder why Marissa came to the pool house to see Ryan?…

Newport's scariest grandpa, Caleb Nichol, is back in town and he brought his new "very mature for her age" girlfriend with him. Meanwhile, Sandy's still Jewish! Ryan still burnt down a home! Seth's still not a football player! Marissa still can't make up her mind! Luke is still wearing puka shells! Join us as our date to Caleb's birthday party, won…

Okay, listeners, let's get awk with The Outsider. Everyone’s feeling alienated this episode. Seth’s on the outside when Ryan gets a new job (and friend). Both Julie and Kirsten feel awkward AF at their spa weekend with the “May I speak to your manager?” club. Donny is definitely an outsider (and literal psychopath) but hey, “life is what you make i…

It's the biggest social event of the year! That's right, dear listeners, it's Miranda's birthday so we're hooking you up with the next episode of Newport Beach Babes! It's the Newport Beach Cotillion and we have so many questions. What happened to the rug? Why do people even have debutante balls? Will Ryan get into yet another fist fight? Don your …

It’s Vegas Night, baby! Let Haley and Miranda be your guide through an episode that is packed with allllll the drama. Julie learns about Jimmy's loan! Ryan's mom returns! Sandy eats a muffin! Marissa makes some interesting hair decisions! Let's count the cards and order a couple of 7&7's - it's The Gamble. Follow us!Haley - @_haleyjayneMiranda - @h…

This episode is on fire. Literally. Haley and Miranda (shockingly) manage to burn through The Model Home. And so do Ryan and Luke! UPDATE: There's a little editing mishap towards the end of the episode. Think of it as like a behind the scenes look into the raw and gritty world of podcasting!Follow us!Haley - @_haleyjayneMiranda - @hamandjamsThe Pod…

Welcome to The O.C., bitch! Unlike Luke and the rest of the water polo team, we're glad you're here! Co-hosts Haley and Miranda take a stab at podcasting with an in depth look at the iconic Pilot episode of Josh Schwartz's early aughts masterpiece, "The O.C." Stick around. We'll get better. We promise. Follow us!Haley - @_haleyjayneMiranda - @haman…